Now everybody also can rob

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Song of the day : Sheena Easton - Morning Train (I love it!!)

Robbery in my new place suck. Success robbery where valuables are stolen suck even more.

They came in through this exact window.

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Conversation a few days after my room's been broken into :

Uncle : So, how did they come into your room? (refering to the break-in)
Me : Like Spiderman. They climbed onto the ensuite in my parent's bedroom and snuck all way through the foyer and intruded into my room.
Uncle : Spiderman style?! Waseh! What did they take?
Me : My Lap-top, mobile, and my wallet. That means almost everything to me because no IDs, no money, tickets, etc.
Uncle : Got insurance or not leh?
Me : Unfortunately no..
Uncle : Aiyo. In Australia you need insurance for every little thing. Even your mobile! Let alone lap-top!
Me : Yeahlo.. I don't know mah..
Uncle : My colleague got robbed once. He caught the robber red-handed and tied him up.
Me : So lucky!! If I caught the robber red-handed, I would bash him first.
Uncle : CANNOT!! My colleague tied the robber only the police came and charged him for torturing a human being.
Me : WHAT?!!! But the robber is wrong!!! If don't tie, how?!!
Uncle : Australia lah. Robber come, he take, you cannot beat him. You must let him leave. Then you claim insurance.
Me : *Undescribable profanities* [censored]
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So, to those who wants to be robbers or thieves! Your dreams finally come true! Why you might ask. There are three simple reasons.

1.) You cannot hit people. Defend yourself? Bullshit! Cannot means cannot. If the robber is armed and attacked you in your house, you must not defend yourself. Let him stab.

2.) If you stop the robbers, the policemen would have no job. Ergo, try to open your windows and doors a little wider. Support the police force!

3.) Can claim insurance. If everybody stop robbers from breaking-in, those insurance company would have to close down because nobody needs to claim anything. So, let the robbers steal your stuffs.

- Once you know you've got insurance to cover any losses, you'd be fine; plus you know you are being a good citizen by giving the policemen something to do. So, let those robbers take! Take it and go.

In conclusion : Got robbers? Let them get your stuffs, then claim insurance. See? Everyone is happy.

I ask you now, who wouldn't want to be a robber leh?
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P.S : If they want to take a crap in your toilet, don't disturb them! Let them finish their business!

Want to rob?

You know you love me, JOsh