Eggs on my Face

Today's bla : Everyone who doesn't live under a rock knows Chef Gordan Ramsay can say ''fcuk'' and ''shit'' in whatever food you conjure up in his face. What's worse, he has now got a new 9 yr old helper, the Mini-Ramsay.

My face is pretty messed up over the years. At first, I thought facial beauty and all those are just for the ladies and guys wouldn't possibly need them. I was wrong and wrong with serious consequences after my fre-nemy ''puberty'' found me. Since then, I have scars on my face due to the pimples over the years. Pimple scars. It suck.

Anyways, Von recently revived her almost-dead-Blog with an entry on how to have a nice skin, particularly the face. So, from her site I picked a few ideas that has organic matter i.e the kitchen cooking egg and did some experiment on my face. Besides, what have I got to lose? More scars?

First, find an egg. Just one.

Just like cooking an egg, pick one, and crack it into a bowl with one hand if you are professional like me.

I chose you, egg number DH 258. Ready to be cracked. Sorry mamah of DH 258.

Knock knock.

There goes my One-hand-crack-egg-act. Pro right, right?! Left hand lehh!!!

The next step is to find your precious honey. It's important to use good quality honey because you want this to work really well, because seriously, we are talking about our face here. So screw those cheap artificial honey and get a good one. Manuka Honey Active is highly recommended.

Add a tea-spoon of the honey and mix it well with the just egg yolk.

The next thing is to get that blob it up on your face.

Now my face got egg yolk plus manuka Honey. Stay away from ants.

It stings and feels weird for approx 10 minutes. I strongly suggest you do this when you are down with the flu or have a serious cold because it stinks like.. eggs. Anyways, after around 15 minutes, the blob on your face will harden just like a face mask.

The promise here is that you will have smoother and softer face because the egg yolk has some organic chemical to open up and smoothen your pores. Somehow it worked.for.me. Skin felt smoother and softer. Scars are still there but that's not the point; it feels soft like baby skin. Still look horrible..

Please check it out at Strawberry Tales on the entry : "Want Nice Skin?''

Wait, so I've got egg-white left. Lucky me, her page has something about egg white and it's the same thing with honey + egg yolk. Similarly, I just dabbed some on my skin. This time, it's my hands and I left it on for 20 minutes. Besides, I really need to improve my hands' skin because of all the rough chores.

The results both on my face and hands were amazing; and I love it! I guess people from the stone-age era did this with dinosour's egg for their skin. Because for a moment I was thinking of throwing all my cleansers, toners, scrubs etc. away!!

I choose eggs!! It's cheap and it's environmental friendly!

Then I realised something, it seriously stinks. It stinks so much on my face it was irritating and I felt like my skin was aggravating instead of becoming smoother. Those who can't tolerate the awful ordour, stick to Neutrogena please.

It's good to let Nature's organic matter help you in your beauty. But men has improve since 2000 years ago so we could have a better living and don't need to smell that sort of horrible crap.

The smell was one thing though.. I thought to myself, if I keep using this stuff, eventually I could become like..

This!!

My omellete face.

P.S - This is a promotional-post to help revive Strawberry Tales.

You know you love me, JOsh