Life is weird

Today's bla : Would you ever play a slapping-game in which whoever wins (getting the most slaps on face by the public) get to design a real tattoo on any part of the loser's body? Crazy much. Check out the new crazy show : ''NumbNuts'' - two crazy Singaporeans.

Life is weird sometimes.

No. Life is weird all the time.

If I had an affair behind my wife & family and those who know me, I will be damned and condemned. I would be deeply humiliated and my dick chopped off and would probably commit suicide out of desperation in misery.

But if I am David Letterman, it's a different story. I can have sex with my co-workers and get away with it. Just because I host the Late Night Show for the last decade and make people laugh.

If I throw a rock at my neighbour's window, I'd get scolded and probably sued for $5000 because I am 18. I would also be thrown behind bars for a night or two.

But if I am the administrator of NASA, I can build two space-junk-crafts worth 87 million US dollars to blow up the moon and everyone from across the globe would think I look super cool.

If I spent $200 on a 1T hard drive, I would get ridiculed and laughed at because of how much I spent extravagantly.

But if I were in the government of the USA, spending 87 million US dollars for two probes and bomb it up into dust against the moon is a-Okay.

If I say the money can be put to a good use rather than blowing it up at the moon, I would be ridiculed about my stupid guts and my Blog will be criticized and eventually close down.

Seriously, got so many hungry children around the globe and NASA got 87 million dollars to spend on blowing up the moon.

But, like I've said, Life is weird.

P.S - I'm down with the flu.

Double P.S - I'm down with the freaking flu.

Triple P.S - I'm down with the freaking fcuking flu.

You know you love me, JOsh