Happy 52nd Merdeka

Today's bla : No matter how many sex scandals the politicians of M'sia come out with ; no matter how many people got into ISA ; no matter if the Prime Minister sleeps in meetings, I still love Malaysia. Happy 52nd Birthday babe.

Blog pug -- What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian from kennysia.
Thanks to a few people with Kris and Malays' outfits and umbrellas, they improved our country into a now-developing country and the vast glories of the past 51 years being independent, Malaysia has achieved much unthinkables which gave us peace, funny politics for amusement and ''freedom of speech''.

All in all, have a good one, Malaysia.


Selamat kelima-puluh-dua Hari Kebangsaan!

You know you love me, JOsh

Post-Merdeka conversation on MSN :

Esther : When do you have exam? By the way, I have no school tomorrow! LOL!

Josh : So nice?!! why???

Esther : Got what-what fucntion. But I don't care.

Esther : Because its Hari Merdeka tomorrow! (Malaysia's Independence Day)

Josh : hahahahahaha! oh yeah that's right!!


(Minutes later..)


Esther : Malaysia is lousy!

Esther : ....but nice!! =) Cause we are from Malaysia!

Esther : and we are cool!!

Josh : Absolutely!

Josh : I wouldn't have said it better myself!! ;)



Esther : hahahaha!

Esther : We Malaysians don't ''play-play'' ahh!

Josh : =P

Esther : I miss Phua Chu Kang. LOL!

Josh : He's a Singaporean laaaaaa!

Esther : :P I know! haha!

Esther : but they used to play it on NTV7

Josh : =P true.

Whether the M'sian Government served you like crap before ; or the shame brought on yourself of being in a country where no one knows, particularly the Europeans, or the many policies that discriminates the Malaysian-Chinese, we must still admit that Malaysia is still a pretty decent place to live.

Don't SMS and drive

Today's bla : Chicks with brains : antithesis2.net blogs about their everyday Life in a quirky amusing way.
And guys, Kau Lui (flirting girls) guide written by hot smart girls!

I admit to SMS and driving at the same time. This is because I had fast-pro-sms-fingers with only one hand, and my eyes don't have to look at the screen to SMS. My thumb can its job. Also, I have people I need to reply to. So, I can drive and SMS at the same time. Awesome?.. Not until I saw the Video below...

Everything in me shrink. Even my nuggets..

Warning graphic video: Stop texting while driving
This shocking video shows graphically the dire consequences which could be a result of your texting while driving.

*** Note : This Video contains intense gruesome graphical scenes which are inappropriate for viewers younger than me. I mean 18, so watch at your own risk. ***


Moral of this video : Instead of SMS, it's better to call.

You know you love me, JOsh

Summer days in winter

Today's bla : This is one fail-Blog video. Total Weightlifting Fail !! Hahahahaha! *Note : I laughed hard for 5 minutes. I know because I counted.

Australian Bureau of Meteorology tells me that it is going to be warm from now onwards. It's like having Summer days in Winter Season. And Summer days in Winter suck.

It is worse than having chocolate sauce with meatballs spaghetti. If you want to avoid going to school, try this recipe.

It is also worse than having ice-cream with Japanese-wasabi.

It just suck.

You know you love me, JOsh

Just Kidding!

Today's bla : No Muslims at Black Eyed Peas concert in Malaysia. Why like that leh?! It's a free world right?
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I should be hung to death don't you think so? But you have got to admit ''closing down'' my Blog was a shocking joke. ;)

In fact, it was a shock to me too when I actually said something like that. I can never believe I would close down my Blog, even as a joke. Never. And the closure announcement was like an early 2010 April's Fool prank. Okay.. Not funny at all.

It also wasn't meant to find out how many people actually care about my Blog ; nor was it because it was a funny self-pity to see who actually do read my Blog. It was solely just for fun. Like I said before, Early April's Fool.

I have started my Blog since the beginning of this year and it quickly became one way of expressing myself through the Internet. I found out that Life has so many adventures and not recording it down is a waste of memories and nostalgia. Consequently, reasonable amount of time and effort were put into joshlullaby.blogspot aiming in both amusing and entertaining people while I see things from my perspective.

In conclusion, I would never end my Blog. Not yet. It has too many memories and happenings that are putting a big smile on every reader out there, supporting me and inspire me, if not some. It will totally give my grand children something to laugh about their ''grandpa's awesome work'', if God-willing.

joshlullaby.blogspot also want to send all his love and regards to those who strongly support his Blog since its birth. Thanks for reading and giving inspirations throughout the past many months ; and hopefully the months and years to come.

Now..

Ask you just once more, it was funny huh? ;)


You know you love me, JOsh

End of joshlullaby

Today's bla : Who says computers and digital technologies never mess up stuffs? With Apple boiled in hot water over ''exploding iPhones'' and Microsoft messed up for photo gaffe. Will your iPhone be one of them to explode? Will computer generate more messed up mistakes in your life?

It first started off from a good girl buddy telling me to start a Blog. I was a noob Blogger then ; but I cannot say I am a pro-Blogger now. Blogging is to express oneself and to acknowledge how one's Life went, jotting moments and happenings down onto a site along with pictures for reminiscing in future. It's not for entertainment.

However, what good does it do if you need to spend ample of time on every post, grinding your brain just to come out with gadgets, punch-lines, pictures and topics just for one entry? It's not expressing oneself anymore ; it's for entertaining other people - your readers (if you have some). Having said that, I do spend loads of time uploading and editing pictures and if I come on and sit down ; think hard about ''What do I get out of all these?''... sadly, Nil - Nothing at all.

Which brings me to end my Blog-page from today onwards. Yes. I'm officially closing down my Blog. No pun intended for anyone out there but my ''life'' testimony ends here with a dot. A million thanks to those who persistently reads my Blog and supports it. I wouldn't terminate my page but I'll not heed on to entertain nor write anymore.

Good riddiance to me.

I know I miss all readers, JOsh

Term III

Today's bla : Personally, I love cute things. Cute meaning interesting, adorable and lovely. Check out this video.

Term 3 is approaching to an end and things aren't as pretty as the start of the year. Assignments due in packs, homework and revisions piled up in topics, fun and sleep hangs on my mind all the time. I shouldn't recent and complain. Ignore me.

So Let Me Sleep.


You know you love me, JOsh

Kids Nowadays

Today's bla : Australians hit by heat, fire, winds of the extremes. I almost faint because of all this natural phenomena. Talked about gorgeous Mother Nature..


A conversation took place a few days ago :

Julia : omg soo funny u know! yesterday, albion biked with us too, and this random kid rode in front of him and said - 'FUk U ASSHOLE' !

Julia : and he is only 6 yrs old !!

JOsh : hahahhahaahah what the?!

Julia : shows how kids lose thier innocent at such a young age!

JOsh : Sigh.. kids nowadays! tsk tsk.



Little children use profanities more often than we did when we were young. Mass media had depicted in movies and shows that using profanities make you look cool and hip, and it doesn't matter if people disapprove. And those little kids pick up real quick.

Young children of today's era are exposed to whole loads of swear words, profanities and vulgar languages. Parents can't be totally blamed against because children surely wouldn't use ''bad'' words in front of their parents but what about schools? Public places? A simple : ''F***'' can just pop out anytime.

Profanity used is signifying one thing : One's lack of vocab. In those people's mind, ''f***'', ''s***'', etc. You get the picture.


I don't have to tell you how to discipline a kid if they swear, but if we don't address this problem (you know it's a problem!), our generation is full of ''f*******" and ''s******'' children.


Heck, even playing a game of table tennis can turn into a huge profanity war.

Kids nowadays..

You know you love me, JOsh

Family Camp - Mt Tambourine

Today's bla : I have totally no idea why little kids love to bully me. To be honest, I am pretty macho (chubby), muscles (fake one), big and fat ; and would looked like Incredible Hulk or the Terminator at any given day but why do I always get bullied by those little kids and children?!


Note : Pictures are not many but essential ones are posted.


On 21st, Friday, to 23rd, Sunday, I neglected my Chemistry assignment and went to a church camp with my family. The assignment is done last minute with helpful friends. Anyways, This Family Camp is an annual Church-held event which brings together dozens of families in a huge group and head out to exotic places for fun and fellowship.

This year, it's at Mount Tamborine. My dadd was scared to drive because he said something about not having a good eye-sight anymore so as a good boy, I drove into the 1.5 hour journey. It was the best experience of driving ever. It's better than speeding! The road was curved up and down in narrow turnings, much like Initial-D, so going at 60km felt like 90km/h. There were no street lights, loads of pebbles-road and really sharp corners. I made it there, and my dadd had second thoughts about me driving home.


Anyways, the sights there were beautiful. Lush green pastures and long trunk trees ; ponds and lakes with lillies and stones. Morning midst with morning birds chirping, early risers strolling on pebbled-paths, country-side air filled the lungs of everyone. It is Mother Nature. Gorgeous she is.

This is the bunk bed I hit the sack for the 2 nights there. No fleas, bed bugs or any creepy eeky crawlies.

After settling in groups and breaking the already warm ice, I freed my mind from all stupidities of life and enjoy the Camp's program. Everything was fine : Accomodation, transport, people there whom I know (almost everyone) and food.

Especially the food. Karen and
Tiffany Ngu would surely agree on this.

It is one of the best food-provider camp ever! Just look at the way I gobbled that hamburger which has steak as its patty!

We were all constantly fed with mountains of food, all delicious. The chefs and cooks worked around the clock to fed us. We have 6 meals everyday. Breakfast, Morning Tea, Lunch, Afternoon Break, Dinner and Supper. The major 3 meals makes me bloat and the minor 3 breaks spoil me with fruits, cup cakes and cookies. It's like an Anti-The Biggest Loser Camp.

I am glad I went with my family as it give us some quality-family time. Escaping from the City's business and workplace, all families who attended this camp wore a very sweet smile on their faces. No worries, no problems, just family. It makes me happy just seeing them smiling.

Yes. It is a good camp. Not as youthful as a Youth Camp ; or as energectic, but it is definitely a good camp. (Not because of the food!)

The activities and programs organised are relaxed and non-strain. No big businesses or big issues. Little kids and elderly people all gathered around and relax and to have some family moment. It's definitely organised with ''family'' in plan first.

Not many Uni students make it but those who attended the camp brings a little ''youth'' to this camp. This picture was taken on the last night where I played ''Big Two'' till 12am.

Like dogs must surely poo on the ground ; a Christian Family Camp must always have Christianity as the theme and motto. Reverent Dr Lee came all the way from Hong Kong and brought us marvelous talks and sermons. He reminds me of Dr Stephen Tong. God's servants.

Anyways, it's Dr Lee's dedication I admired most - his birthday spent in Brisbane. He spent his time with us instead of going back and celebrating it with his family. It's his 71st birthday tomorrow. Such dedication! - God bless him.

Well, besides Mother Nature that I've got to flirted with, I managed to relieve myself from stresses and burdens. I know one thing is for sure in my life : God made me, He gave my mummy me, He will take care of me. Like the trees with leaves, He is not leaving anyone un-loved.

One more thing before I finish : Never Sleep with Your parents if you know that they snore!

My dadd snores like he is ready to fight a war with his nose as a gun! It's thundering loud! I know I should want the best for parents so as my father slept comfortably, I was constantly

awaken by the streams of high and low snores. Eventually I slept - not in peace. Just look at the posture I had while sleeping, it's not a fluffy sleep at all!

Like the Youth Camp - Break Free '09, we had the system of Angels and Masters. I had this nice little gymnast who was adorably cute as my Angel, her name is May. She gave me drinks and chocolates, but that's not it. It's the thought that knowing someone out there is caring for you and loving you too. Makes me feel blessed. Jesus cares for you and me too.

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The moral learnt : Sleep alone if you snore.

You know you love me, JOsh

Family Camp

Today's bla : No pun intended for the obese people reading this ; but I would never ever want to be obese. Ever. I will start working out tomorrow. I dont want to have a crane used to lift me into ambulance next time.

Yesterday's Blog post aside, my week was pretty hectic. Filled with mounting tasks, assignments, homework, exam, QTAC drama and etc. Exams after exams ; assignments after assignments. They don't care if we are still alive at all. But it's not like you care so ignore me but I've got around 8 weeks of hell left.

I know looking and reading this post in 5 years time would make me laugh pretty hard but I am still glooming over my life right now. Australia is decent ; but it is not as good as you might think. So many things going on that aren't right.

Moving on..

In this week -

1) I spent more than $1100. - Ask me how lor!

2) My dadd got caught speeding at 75km/h - fined $200. - You should laugh.

3) Still haven't found a home. - This is not funny.

4) My mumm is still looking for a job. - This is sad.

5) I think the above revolves around money. - $$$$

* Anyways, I would be away for a couple of days to cool down, cool up and chill-ax at Mt. Tambourine.

I would love to pull a sign-off stupid joke at the end of this post but not this time. And the above picture is what I should be doing. (it's just so much better than Vodka or porn). Cheers.

You know you miss me, JOsh

Ekka Day Out

Today's bla : Today's song -- How Deep The Father's Love For Us - Sarah Sadler


Whether you call it Ekka, the Exhibition or The Royal Queensland Show, it’s ten days of fun in Brisbane for all ages. There are heaps of events and attractions at the Brisbane RNA Showgrounds, including fireworks, concerts, displays, fashion parades, prize-winning animals, craft and food. Plus there’s always the fun of the rides in Sideshow Alley, tons of showbags and live music.Visit : Ekka 2009

It was last Saturday (15/8) and I went to Ekka Festival with a bunch of my friends. I paid $17 after concession. It was not cheap at all.


That place stink of animals' poo and skin ; but it was so much better than any animal farms I've been to. People here live a comfortable life. Seeing animals with the not-so-yucky-smell.

You can even pet animals and take pictures with them. Back at home, we'd get our fingers bited or scratched of at our D&C shirt.

See what I mean? Animals here are so well fed and well kept ; some even have man-made sun for Winter's sun-bathing.

Hi my name is Witchy. They have names for goodness sake!! Back home we'd go ''muuuuu'' at cows and ''roff roff'' at dogs. Stray dogs? ''shoo shoo!''

Milking process with titties.

Aussies love their animals. It seems to me like they have a very rare oppoturnity in seeing animals. So when Ekka is opened for a period of time, people all the way from New South Wales can be seen cramping in this whole showground.

And I saw this!

I spotted this almost-extinct pink rabbit-like-ears animal!! He's adorable isn't he.

The place is huge with almost a million stores and no men's toilet. I find this highly disturbing because I saw MANY women's wash room and a FEW men's toilet. It's sexism.

We also found our near-home palace area where all the Asians gathered and set up stores selling imitations. We know it's imitations because it was so cheap. All the goods were obviously from China but one can't argue with those prices.

It was so cheap I spent $20 there. A hoodie and a bag. The rest of my friends went crazy too.

And I spot this!

Dig this babe! This will be my 2nd girlfriend after that yacht. Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.

Shows, dances, singing, fashionistas, cat-walks, dog-walks, puppy-walks, everything can be found there!

There are also food stalls and drink stalls. Basically, loads of stuffs are sold there to ''help'' us with our day at the showgrounds. Thristy? Buy drinks. Hungry? Buy food.

Licorice.

Lemonade.

But the most popular among everyone there was probably the free taster food stand. Ever the disabled appeared out of no where and got in line for some free snacks! We were there too. Duh. Free. Asian. Go figure.

When night falls, we went to the other side of the showgrounds and got ourselves spending more than $300 in total. Oh yeah, before I forgot, Ekka is a good way to waste your money. Cheers.

Lights flashed, neons glowed, people shouted, we - lazily walked.

We got almost bored when we stumbled upon games and stalls waiting to earn our money.

We happily let them do so. Besides, we have stuffed toys to keep us happy!

I saw this!

Ekka was a great outing and experience for me. Opened my eyes wide enough so I don't have to go back next time.

I met this dude who sponsored World Vision Australia in helping fight food crisis. Totally commited and helpful. Bless this organisation. He was helping a little girl in Kenya in donations and sponsors.

I saw this!


The tired and tipsy. Okay, we weren't tipsy. But we were so exhausted it seems like tipsy. Anyways..





I also saw this!

Some animals totally have no respect for people's comfort. Such balls..

You know you love me, JOsh

Life's just like that

Today's bla : Today's song - - TaTu - Gomenasai

1.) ''Life is like that.'' Many a times you heard people saying that. Sometimes it suck to be me or you. That is because you and I have crappy moments, but I reckon everybody does. So I don't think I want to be anybody but me. Eventhough it sucks to be me sometimes.

2.) I Hope line 1) make sense.

3.) I know it doesn't ; don't judge me.

4.) Want to know what Life is for me right now?

5.) A load of bull-****

You know you love me, JOsh

You want buy HP with straightener?

Today's bla : I have to admit it, that to take a sexy photo of yourself is hard. But once you achieved it sexily, like me when I did it, it is a very exciting picture. That is until you realised that the background of your picture is ruined. And there are 11 Sexy Photos Totally Ruined By People in the Background. Caution : *Mild nudity involved*

At this day and age, we always come across posters, signs and advertisement boards hanging around saying buy this, get that free ; or buy 2 free 1. Everyday, everyday ''mega-sales''. Advertising companies and it's industry has played a huge role in tricking us suckers into buying stuffs, both successufully and stupidly unsuccessful. However,

I don't know about the advertising industry much but this is going too far.

'' Buy a Nokia 7219 Supernova for $99.49 !! It's new, it's cheap, it's everything you need! But that's not it! We even give out FREE perfume line ''M'' of Mariah Carey!''

Perfume?!

''It's valued at $69! Don't miss out smelling pretty like Mariah!''

These days, the advertisement industry would do anything and give out anything to attract consumers. If you think perfume is cool, that's not the end yet.



'' We even have hair - straighteners!You've got the curls? Say no more to the ultra sleek hair-straightener! Buy the Nokia 2680 and we will give out a free bonus of a hair-styler worth $99, !! ''


What I don't understand about these advertisements is that what has Nokia phone gotta do with Mariah's perfume? Or a hair - straightener?! They have nothing in common! I always see stuffs like buy two cups, get one free. At least they are the same.

But Phones and perfume? Straighteners?

Going at this rate, we will see even more outrageous give-aways and bonuses. Like this :

''Buy second hand Nokia N82 and we give you Joshua's own personal Darlie toothpaste for FREE! Don't miss out having teeth like Joshua!!''


You know you love me, JOsh

Siaw

Today's bla : I know ladies burp and fart ; but why when we guys do it, it's so demeaning and disgusting? Unfair but it's true. Let the boys fart in peace!

You know the world has really crazy people when you read this sort of News :

Man 'groped Minnie Mouse' at Disney
A 60-year-old man has been convicted of groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume at Walt Disney World ( ...)

Have a groping read at : http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5798793/man-groped-minnie-mouse-at-disney/

What the world has come to?! Minnie Mouse also want to molest!

It's not like it's Miley Cyrus! I can imagine perverts groping that but why Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie?!

Siaw!! (crazy!)

You know you love me, JOsh

40 Hour Famine

Today's bla : I remember the time when my dadd always ask me to finish up the food on my plate. I am a rebel so even if it's yummy, I wouldn't finish it. Now that I know so many people out there are facing food crisis, I pledge to finish whatever food I have on the table. Do not waste. ( it's untrue because of that I am fat!)

I came across this charity I desperately want to participate because of the fact that food is hugely involved. Unfortunately, it is not about eating ; it's about giving.

World Vision is Australia's largest charitable group. More Australians entrust more money to World Vision than any other charity in the country. World Vision helps over 20 million people every year, thanks to the support of more than 400,000 Australians + me.

World Vision provides relief in emergency situations and works on long-term community development projects. Together, these address the causes of poverty and help people move towards self-sufficiency.

For more information or how you can bite the hunger or support the charity event, please visit http://trans.worldvision.com.au/40hourfamine/how.aspx -World Vision Australia.

Case and scenario :
Don't be fooled by all these pictures. They may be smiling and looking pretty handsome but from their home, they face constant hunger, insecurities, diseases and the lack of shelter. They will eat anything from swollen rotten fruits to leftovers from trash cans. They are that desperate.

Millions and millions of children suffered from food crisis where the food price in the global market soared to an all time high thus forcing these low-income ($2.50 per day) families to go into starvation.

Diseases come, some die. Some survive but badly malnourished to an extent of looking like a kid even if they are 20 years old. Just look at them and think about the eggs, biscuits, Tim Tams, Kit Kats you have at home. Some children (12 Yr old) are so mature they actually sell themselves to people in order to get $0.50 just to buy a jug of milk. Thus the rise of human trafficking and slavery.

Get this, when the food prices increase along with crude oil and petroleum, we eat out less. We try not to indulge ourselve in McD and KFC or that yummy smelling Apple Donut store. But for the poorest people around the globe? It means no food for them. Imagine going hungry for 62 hours and after that if you are lucky you might get your sister's leftover of bread crumbs.

If these issues don't touch you, I admit I suck in touching you ; or you just suck hardcore. But please visit World Vision's website and read the heart-aching stories of children dying in intense poverty and starvation.

Of course, joshlullaby.blogspot.com cannot be all talk and no walk. I have to walk the talk.

According to the statistics, I am helping at least 3 hungry children with $6. I know it's not generous that's why I went home and searched up this charity event. And got myself a T-shirt supporting 40 Hour Famine.

You can place your order of any type of shirt, colours, sizes and designs. And so, two days ago, I recieved this package.

Finally! After waiting 2 weeks!

I don't know about Malaysia but I think they do send shirts there too. But there are many many ways one can contribute towards this organisation. Please visit their website. http://www.worldvision.com/

It's an utter rip off if you mention and think of the price. $25 = RM70. 3 boxes of Apple donuts.. But it is for charity, for the hungry children around the 3rd World countries who eat less than a piece of bread for couple of days.. $25 is nothing when you think about that. In fact, the shirt cost $15 and the other $10 goes into the organisation.

Please don't ask me why I chose pink. I have no idea what possessed me to picked the box that says ''pink''. But I am not gay ; nor do I have anything against gay people.

Pink, blue, green or black, let us all make a difference from where we are. You have the full support of joshlullaby.blogspot.com!

You know you love me, JOsh

Buffet Garden

Today's bla : What is utterly-chubbly round, moaningly sexy and outrageously a girls-magnet? Hint : Answer starts with a ''J''. As if.

I come across alot of people in my year level (12) that loves the thought of driving. I think it gives them freedom, a huge sense of power and obviously some speeding tickets. ''Yo look! I've got a speeding ticket by going 120km! hahaha! Do you have one?! It's the new coolest thing in town! ''

It has been quite a while since I had a challenge. Today's challenger : Chao

Just before noon, Big Chao, Fluffy Josh and bo-su-cho Yvonne headed out to this lovely buffet restaurant :

This buffet restaurant is located inside SunnyBank Plaza where all Asians are found. We picked this hot spot because the price is almost reasonable, slightly classy and cater for our challenge. It is also the only place for challenges like ours.

I thought about acting like a child again so I could save $5 but my tummy and height would definitely sell me out anytime.

The restaurant is like all other restaurants venue that has only one price to pay ; and loads of food. Lunch starts at 1130am to 230pm. A whole 3 hours to carry out our challenge ; not bad. Sufficient time for my challenger.

But before I start working my jaws and tummy, this was the destination I went right before I have my first plate. And I thought this is probably the last place I would visit after the battle ; it was.

Let the battle begin!! And this is my entrée.

The wicked challenger is crazy Chao. That was his first piece of chicken ; and embarassingly his last piece too. People out there, apparently I know this dude who doesn't like chicken. Ask me who.

Chao can try all he like but FLuffy me, I am unbeatable. My fluffy tummy has got a reputation to uphold, there's no way I will lose to a light-weight challenger.

This is Von. Unfortunately, she was sick, and to think she came and watched our ''ugly men's fight'' at the table ; what guts! Anyways, she was there because she wanted to see how much boys can actually eat. Almost a clear disappointment shown on her face when we did not eat like sumos. She expects us to eat like a horses where there's no tomorrow.

This is my last plate. I took watermelons because my mummy says fruits are good for health. The rest? There are snacks and desserts for me after 5 plates of intense food.

And this? This was Chao's last intense food plate before his dessert. Baked mussle with cheese. It's obvious who is going to win right? Hint : Me.

Chao is one beaten man.

I wasn't doing so good either. I started slowing down and then I realised something. I lacked the stamina, determination and energy to pursue a 7th plate. It has been a long time since I battled. But I still was leading.

Wonder about Von? She was utterly slowed and she was so ashamed she covered her face. I don't blame her anyways ; she was very sick, and Chao didn't put up a good intense show too. It was boring seeing me win.

In spite of all this, one thing I noticed in the restaurant is that alot of retirees and old folks come here all the time. Apparently it's cheaper eating at a buffet restaurant because there were hot food and unlimited booze of coffee and latté. And oldies love their latté.

All in all, Chao lost. He was very close ; but I am fluffy for a reason.

However, I was bloated at an extent when my face was like this.

I must start training for this sort of contest.

You know you love me, JOsh

Haze in Sarawak

Today's bla : Got my iPod Nano 8G yesterday! Woohoo! .. Okay, back to business.

My ''high-tech'' grandma from Kuching used Skype a couple days ago and web-camed with my family. She told me about the haze in Kuching that has improved a little bit because it rained. *11/8/2009*. Apparently, it was seeded rain.

So I thought to myself, how bad is the haze in Sarawak actually?

News and pictures I saw shocked my big coco-nuts :

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/8/12/nation/4499547&sec=nation

This is the road I used to travel for 8 years. Batu Kawa. It is so blurred by the haze I thought the government servants are spraying those crap-smoked-toxin-filled thingy to kill mosquitoes again.

Like no sun like that. Terrible, horri-gible!

At the Sarawak-Brunei border, 35km north of Miri, more than 200 firemen are battling to contain peat fires that have so far destroyed more than 3,000ha of forest land.
- - - No wonder larh!

The Air Pollutant Index (API) reading for Miri rose from 140 on Monday to a staggering 185 while Sibu recorded a reading of 104 as of 5pm yesterday.

- - - Wa lauu eh!

Four areas in Sarawak, Kuching, Sarikei, Sri Aman and Samarahan, which were previously identified as unhealthy on Monday, have entered the moderate category, with readings of between 61 and 84.

- - - Mai hee high!

This is the water front. Terrible. I wonder if those sampan-paddlers on the Sarawak River can actually see what's in front of them. Imagining them knocking into a cruise or yacht ; they will drown for sure because there's HAZE and NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THEM! Poor paddlers.

This is the ''Across River Bridge'' linking across Petrajaya. They need to turn on the street lights because of poor vision.

Normally, I would curse those ****+*******+********* people who burned and caused all these health problems to the whole of Sarawak. Not after I've seen the worst hit. Our modest Miri.

Having an API of 185, it's the worst I've ever seen in my life.

I feel sorry for those angel people who loves the beach and enjoy bikini-clad sun-bathe. You can't even see the freaking sun properly!

Those ******+*****+********* people and the government better do something about this environmental issue because if not, Kuchingnites and all Sarawakians will experience this.

''Oi honey!! Where's your lips? I don't know where to kiss you ar!!''

You know you love me, JOsh

Worried Joshua

Today's bla : Apple iPod Nano + Acer laptop + Apple Donuts + Wendy's mp3 playlist = Happy Joshua ;; QTAC + dozens of courses + stupid OP = Worried Joshua.

I was supposed to get up at 9 this morning but no, my sexy body woke up itself at 7. So I browsed through all my pictures in the hard-drive that apparently has 2mm of dust on surface.

It amazes me each time I browsed through the 12G worth of pictures. From 2005 to 2008, loads of pictures were taken, some without me knowing, some showing my fat belly ; some, reliving sweet memories.

Like this one, it was last October when I was moody and sad because my whole family was in Kuching and I was in Brisbane alone, so my aunt's family brought me up North-Brisbane into a suburb for a signature-burger bar to cheer me up.

Grrrr. ''Lemme have it!'' Munch munch!

This was last year before taking a huge family picture. On Dad's side, all my dad's siblings are scattered around the Asia from Kuching to Singapore, Indonesia to Australia and Sibu to Sabah. If fortunate, we will meet up with some of my cuzzies and relatives once every 2 or 3 years. And last year was when all families gathered around at the same time and so we decided to take a big family photo for remembrance.

So, I need tie. What are you looking at? Never seen a hunk before?

''You better stop staring at me. ''

This was the last day I spent in Sibu and I joined my cuzzies around for some fire-crackers and sparkler-fires. Or something like that. This is my triplets' cuzzy, Ee Na.

'' Careful girl!!''

This is my father's side cuzzies. 10 altogether and I happened to be the oldest, chubbiest, sexiest and apprently the easiest to bully.

This was the jacket I bought in KL that keeps me warm during my stay in Sibu at the Kingwood Hotel. I don't know why but get this, I always get sick everytime I go back to Sibu for Chinese New Year celebration. I don't know if it's the cookies, or squatting toilets but I always end up going back to Kuching down with either the flu or morbid-coughing. But not anymore with this jacket.

Go away germs and viruses, I am Bathing Ape-Man!

This was taken earlier this year at a fleet-yacht parking lot. And now we are looking at my future girlfriend. She is going to be mine.

Just wait for me babe! I will come for you. Promise me you will wait for me.

You know you love me, JOsh

This one OR that one?

Today's bla : Music of today :: Dance with my Father - Luther Vandross
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Life requires you to make choices. Make it safe, make it sure, you don't have another life like this you can just conjure.


It is that time of the year again. The need to choose carefully of the courses you want. It is a hectic decision because it is my future I am talking about. I used to think I was Superman when I was 5 ; how I wished I were a Superman so I could fly and rob from the rich and mean people; just like Robin Hook. Dreams help me live.


And that's not the end of my bickering 'brickastress'. Even buying stuffs requires decision making.



Apple is good. But got Apple iPhone 3G, the very sleek and cool one ;

And the sexily plated iPod Nano for music lovers, storing up to more than 2400 sexy songs.

Trying to decide which one is better. Small, thin, sleek, stylish, reasonably priced, VERSUS Big, a entertainer, cool touch screen, no speakers.

Music player is one thing, insignificant, but it is still one thing I've gotta choose.

One of the most terrifying question that keep bugging me even in my dreams is that should I be an Engineer? Yes I know. Good pay, good reputation, girls will definitely want me more if compared to me being a librarian (not insulting librarians), and definitely can afford a big V8 Prado and LV bags. But will I enjoy doing Engeering?

Or a co-ordinator in Music and Arts or along that line? Keep shouting names and telling people to dress up for the next scenes, etc. Learning how Shakespere revolutionized the theatre experience? Sounds utterly boring.

Studying soils, geographical landscapes and possible Mining Engineering. Smelling like dirt everyday because of going into Earth's crust even if I got 150 K salary ; that doesn't sound pleasing. I don't want to smell like dirt and oil.

So many courses to choose from. So inexperienced to decide. It is far worse than having to choose between two girls. No pun intended. God help me.

But I know one thing is for sure right now that needs no decision, nor I have a chance to decide for this matter..

I've got the flu. Not swine flu, *haa-cheww* excuse me..


You know you love me, JOsh

Telephone from Him

Today's bla : What if you've called somebody for multiple times and he/she did not pick up? I don't simply mean just calling your stupid boyfriend while he was playing the silly WarOfWarCraft (WOW) THEREFORE he couldn't pick up. No, it's the impatience you feel when you rung someone and there's no asnwer.

Unfortunately I had done that to someone. I was fat fast asleep by 1am and this close friend of mine was calling me. Maybe she was missing me or just wanting to get me awake so I could call her and chat, but she called me 212 times. 212 missed calls!! She wasn't mad ; she should be very mad, and I shouldn't be called a gentleman at all. Hit me.

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Often, my mind wonders off about being a Super-model or having $10 million during church's sermons. I am sorry, it's not about the boring sermons ; it's just me. My mind can't stay still, let alone interpreting what the preacher is yakking about.

Not this particular one though.

Max gave a short talk about prayer to God and how it's like a telephone to Jesus on Youth tonight. It brings back old memories of me when I had to sing this children church's song called ''Prayer's like a Telephone". Basically, God is there and all we need to do is pick up our telehphone line of God and start talking - praying. You can catch Max on http://maxholic.blogspot.com/

Basically :

1. God is calling us all the time. Whether we are showering, gardening, studying, sleeping, fighting, etc. And if we don't answer or acknowledge it, it becomes Missed Calls. We don't want to have too many Missed Calls because if I were God I would send a lightning and zap the heck out of you. Think I am mean ay? Just imagine what would happen to the guys if their girlfriends call them for more than 5 rings? - You will be locked away from WarOfWarCraft forever. How about God?

2. If you think studies, work, Blogging, and applying cream on your pimples are important than God, you are wrong. When you irgnore His calls, you will slowly lose His connection next time. It's like YesOptus or Digi becoming blur. Imagine God keeps calling you from that day you SAID you wanted to believe in Him at some local Church's 20th Anniversary, but then you seldom call Him, let alone answering His calls. You will feel distant from God and that's a no-no. Relationship with God is vital.

3. Exams come up. Competitions approaches. Your palms are sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy and you start to pray. Hoping God will save you from flooding your pockets with sweat. And you expect God to help you. Well, He might help you but do you think that's fair? It's just like ignoring your girlfriend for one whole week when she SMSes you and called. Then out of the sudden you feel like kissing her Strawberry lips and you start sending her flirty cute-ass messages. I can bet you need chocolates, candies and a bunch of apologies before you two cuddle up.


The model of this post : Always pray to God if you want blessings. It only takes 2 mins a day. (so much better than calling your girlfriend for 2hours!)

Do not let God leave you Missed Calls. Start calling God.

PS : put your hands together, eyes-closed, say : ''Dear Lord .. .."


You know you love me, JOsh

Mobile safety

Today's bla : Mobile phone is part of my life. I remembered when I was in Australia last November, I had no SimCard to activivate my phone and I was phone-less for 2 months. I might be as good as dead. I don't know about you guys, but without my mobile is like loitering without panties for me. And that's very uncomfortable.

The Mobile phone is something awesome that happened in the 20th century. So much so that it practically changed our world. Besides allowing us to SMS, MMS, PMS, Call and Answer, Loud-Speaker ; it allows us to take quality pictures (up to 8M.Pixels), Video recording and Recording Voice messages. It's a revolution we embrace and couldn't live without.


Mobile phones change all those people who are vain and self-obsessed. Because we know all vain people do is take worthless self-portraits and uploaded those pictures in social websites like Facebook and Friendster and tell people how ugly they are, hoping people would tell them otherwise : ''No laah, where got you ugly, you are so cute! '', etc.



In the wrong hands, Mobile phone which is armed with 'silent shutter' when taking pictures, are used to capture pictures of people's mishaps and wrong-doings. In other words, spy + candid camera = you are embarassed.

And the worst of having your own Mobile phone? Someone took/stole it. Already, you can sense the danger.

Alas! After approximately a year, Vanessa Hudgens strike again!

Yes. That pretty actress who stars in the High School Musical sequel (I, II, & III). Her boyfriend is the drop-dead gorgeous Zac Efron who every girl will drool upon and tell me. Personally, I think I am hotter than him by a mile. But that's besides the point here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_School_Musical

One of the scariest things that could happen to anyone is showing off the personal contents in your mobile phone like pictures and SMS. If you're thinking that you were a sad victim before, think about Vanessa Hudgens. She leaked her own nude pictures, yet again (yesterday). Follow this link : http://www.thevine.com.au/entertainment/articles/vanessa-hudgens-nude-scandal-_-2009.aspx

- - - - - I have no idea if her personal photos that had leaked out this time was from a mobile phone or a camera. Most probably the latter, but whichever of it has caused her the shame of eternity.

I seriously feel for Vanessa and I think once of the bad experience (2008) is tragic enough but obviously she is careless again. What Vanessa do not know is that ''careless-ness'' means people can see your boobies.

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Now I don't mean mobile phones are evil ; but in the wrong hands, they can ruin a person's reputation and social status forever. Because of mobile services and lending people your mobile or camera for that matter, other people can browse through your personal stuffs. And it only takes 1 minute to upload any ''special'' pictures into the World Wide Web.


Another example is the well loved Miley Cyrus. The photo scandal shook all of Miley's fans and her family. The pictures were inside her camera or mobile, but the same thing, those outrageous pictures were leaked out.

The moral is simple : Do not lend anyone your mobile phone or camera. Unless that camera is a family-shared camera.


Another famous example is our generous, lovely , kind, sexy supermodel Paris Hilton. She did not leak out her personal pictures like others but she unconsciously showed ''areas'' that the paparazzies were interested in. To top the chart, Paris even has her own sex-tape.
http://www.parishiltonsex.org/ ( !!! - Adult Content )





Another victim is Emma Watson. Yes, that awesome hot brainiac Hermione Granger in the sequel children's novel Harry Potter.


Emma doesn't have nude pictures of her taken nor sex tapes shown but this lady is being hunted by paparazzies all the time, waiting for her ''moment'' to appear and capturing those ''kinky'' shots.

For those who wishes to become actors and actresses, I'm sorry to dash your dreams. But being an actor or actress have a price to pay. At some point of time, you only need a small ''careless'' mistake and those mobiles and cameras will cause you your entire life.

Allegedly, a poll was made on teenage boys and 80% said they want to see Emma Watson getting naked. In defence, Emma said after the last Harry Potter film she will think about appearing nude in certain movies. What a dream come true for those boys.

Another example of videos and pictures leaked into the Internet from celebrities is the famous designer and model, - Kim Kardashian.

She and her boyfriend were having their ''moments'' together and Ray J taped them, obviously for personal reflection or whatever. But that went wrong when the videos are leaked into the Internet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_kardashian#Sex_tape_scandal

Wait a minute. If you think only the Westerns, the ''angmoh'' will have that sort of unlucky fate, think again. We have our own Asian star. Edison Chen. I don't know exactly how many men's dreams came true because of this actor, but I know starting from millions.

More than 140 sexually explicit nude photographs of himself and his girlfriends were taken four years earlier and widely circulated on the Internet. Celebrities in the sex scandal included Gillian Chung, Bobo Chan, Mandy Chen, Candice Chan, Rachel Ngan and Cecilia Cheung. Nude photos of Edison's current girlfriend, Vincy Yeung, were also made public. And it all started when he sent his lap-top to be repaired when there were so many personal pictures inside.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Chen_photo_scandal


- - - - - We even have one in Malaysia's own backyard. The former Health Minister and MCA Vice-President, Datuk Seri Dr. Chua Soi Lek. His sex tape was leaked out and because I don't want to go to Malaysia's ISA jail, I'll leave this man out from my Blog. But you can read it for yourself : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chua_Soi_Lek


What I am trying to say here is that your mobile phone is YOUR mobile phone. YOUR camera is YOUR camera. To me, it is like a very personal belonging because there are personal pictures inside or messages inside that you wouldn't want anybody to know. Not that you store porn and kinky messages. That's besides the point.


But it's true you should store personal pictures and messages safely. The only difference we and those nude celebs have is that we are not famous. But that doesn't mean you can do this :

You know you love me, JOsh

无聊

Today's bla : Why Dumbledore is gay. Why Lord Voldy has no nose. Why Harry isn't with Hermoine. Why Hermoine is so hot. Why Ron acts stupid. Why Hogwarts isn't real. Why did I finished "Deathly Hallows" at 4a.m in the morning when I had to get up at 6.30am for school?!

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Humans are crazy creatures. They always say something and meant another things. Well, I know I am human and I do that. Remember I kept complaining about how cold I am and how I dread it ? Well, I love Winter now.

I don't feel as cold as I had back then. But then again, maybe I have put on some extra pounds.

But I definitely love this season. Winter. These pictures are wallpaper quality. Feel free to click and save.

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Post-Script Blah :: The family of a Sydney girl is suing Kentucky Fried Chicken claiming she became brain damaged and crippled from salmonella poisoning after eating a KFC Twister wrap.
Monika Samaan's family is suing the fast-food chain for $10 million after the illness developed into acquired spastic quadriplegia.

With money like that, who wouldn't want to fake a food poison from McDonalds?

See? Even my sister agrees with me.

You know you love me, JOsh

Got Difference meh?

Today's bla : When fluffy people like me dance, they are "cute". Well, I am ''cute''. Here is a video of me dancing for my church's 20th Anniversary. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jU5CBoUSAA

Earth Hour was something that had happened earlier this year to help raise people's attention and concern over the fact that the earth faces climate changes because of major pollutions occuring. So, on March 29th last year, 35 countries participated and Malaysia wanted to join in the fun too.

Here's the funny thing :

8:30 pm, Saturday.

8:50 pm, Saturday..

9:30 pm, Saturday...

"Got difference meh?!"

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P.S - I was warned after involving in plagiarism. Obviously my work is too good to be true. Don't laugh.

You know you love me, JOsh

Da Er Long

Today's bla : ''Da Er Long'' means loan-sharks. They are high profile gangsters who loan people who are in need of huge sum of money and being turned away from banks. The interest rates go so high those people won't be able to afford. So those gangsters will backmail and attack. Thus, da er long. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loan_sharks

I saw this card in my old wallet. Da Er Long business card. It was given by my friend so if I have any financial difficulties, all I have to do is call him and loan some money and pay him back with 350% interest rates after that. Good deal.

Yes. My friend is in loan-shark business. Leding people money and collecting high suicidal interest rates. And if those people can't pay up, their wife, children, car, dog, chicken, parrot will be harassed and possible killed. It's a profitable business with a bad reputation.

Now that I looked at it again, I couldn't help thinking about it.

''Da Er Long got business card de mehh?!''


You know you love me, JOsh

August

Today's bla : Life has ups and downs. Always believe that and you will live happily. Nobody wants to live a sad life. So, have a blessed August and stay awesome.

Have you ever felt like whatever you do, you seemed to get ridiculed and critisized? Or felt like whatever you did is wronged and blamed heavily on you? Or worst, have you felt like when all things are wrong, you just want to stop, rest and perhaps never wake up anymore? I've felt so.

Sometimes even drinking is wrong. No, not alcohol. Just coke!

Taking pictures in toilet also wrong. Why girls can do that and I cannot?!

Sometimes things don't like to go the way you and I wanted it. You might asked why God allow this to happen to you and I. Because seriously, who likes not having what they want? Nobody I know likes to have something meaningfully done but badly accused in the end, the result : bad reputation, scolded, critisized. That just suck hardcore.


Instead of being what normal Blogs or articles would say : Being positive, listen to favourite songs, eating, stay on course for the better and stay strong and many many blahs + etc.. It's like standing in the middle of a dessert saying ''I am strong. I am like a camel. I won't die, '' while at the back of your mind, you know you are weak.

And I meant weaker than being completely drunk.

I want to say that if life treats you like that, give it back what it wants. If you fell on your right knee, stand up and intentionally fall on your left knee. Wait, that sounded wrong.



What I am trying to say is that we all will face tough moments in our life that it seems dying or getting drunk will be the best things for us at that very moment. But hold on a second and think about the worst scenarios possible. Instead of drowning on the fact that you wouldn't be able to finish studying your Biology exam which is due tomorrow, think about those students who are playing Dance Dance Revolution at the arcade. Or if you were on a plane and jump out of an airplane with only an umbrella and a big smile on your face. A smile this big :


Anyways, all in all, feeling despressed or happy, never let someone spoil your mood. You can spoil your own mood but don't let people do that for you. How do you feel if people can spoil your mood in a few words? For example :

''You are so fat my car needs 3rd gear to move constantly."
"You have so many pimples I can't find a spot to kiss your face."
"You jokes are so lame I almost cry."
"You are uglier than a de-faced handicap."

Never let that happen. When people tell you what they think you should be, that is, making you feel bad for not being yourself, tell them ''talk to the hand''. Another version of that is ''f**k off'', but I think the former will do.

It would make a better person out of you because you first believe what is true for yourself and heed not onto other people's criticism. Lighten up as August approaches.

You know you love me, JOsh

Pipe burst

Today's bla : A bunch of Malaysian students cut queue for the K.L aero-train and startled a fellow adult Malaysian. He raised his concern over the deteriorating moral values of the students in Malaysia. In my opinion, ''eh limpeh, looong loong time already like that lorh. you think you in En-Gland meh?!''

This is on last Friday when the pipe burst in front of us. It was hilarious, shocking and wet.


Makes me wonder if I could do that to my own room next time when I have my own house. ''Indoor Rain''. With a little bit of clubbing bass music, it would be awesome for bikini parties!

I couldn't go near it because I would wet myself. But it looks something like this :

Okay, Maybe not. But there is definitely loads of water wasted.

Life's been threateningly bad lately. It makes me feel weak all over and stuffs keep pilling up. I am not talking about homework or assignments ; but life's petty stupidoes. It's one of the times you feel like you are wasting your time living. But I put that thought aside when I see my bed. Maybe I am escaping. Yes, I am.

Anyways, what a way to end a school-week with full of crap.

You know you love me, JOsh