Now everybody also can rob

Today's bla : Think you know all about basketball? Watch the World's Longest Basketball shot in action. It'd make M. Jordan looked like a loser.

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Song of the day : Sheena Easton - Morning Train (I love it!!)

Robbery in my new place suck. Success robbery where valuables are stolen suck even more.

They came in through this exact window.

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Conversation a few days after my room's been broken into :

Uncle : So, how did they come into your room? (refering to the break-in)
Me : Like Spiderman. They climbed onto the ensuite in my parent's bedroom and snuck all way through the foyer and intruded into my room.
Uncle : Spiderman style?! Waseh! What did they take?
Me : My Lap-top, mobile, and my wallet. That means almost everything to me because no IDs, no money, tickets, etc.
Uncle : Got insurance or not leh?
Me : Unfortunately no..
Uncle : Aiyo. In Australia you need insurance for every little thing. Even your mobile! Let alone lap-top!
Me : Yeahlo.. I don't know mah..
Uncle : My colleague got robbed once. He caught the robber red-handed and tied him up.
Me : So lucky!! If I caught the robber red-handed, I would bash him first.
Uncle : CANNOT!! My colleague tied the robber only the police came and charged him for torturing a human being.
Me : WHAT?!!! But the robber is wrong!!! If don't tie, how?!!
Uncle : Australia lah. Robber come, he take, you cannot beat him. You must let him leave. Then you claim insurance.
Me : *Undescribable profanities* [censored]
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So, to those who wants to be robbers or thieves! Your dreams finally come true! Why you might ask. There are three simple reasons.

1.) You cannot hit people. Defend yourself? Bullshit! Cannot means cannot. If the robber is armed and attacked you in your house, you must not defend yourself. Let him stab.

2.) If you stop the robbers, the policemen would have no job. Ergo, try to open your windows and doors a little wider. Support the police force!

3.) Can claim insurance. If everybody stop robbers from breaking-in, those insurance company would have to close down because nobody needs to claim anything. So, let the robbers steal your stuffs.

- Once you know you've got insurance to cover any losses, you'd be fine; plus you know you are being a good citizen by giving the policemen something to do. So, let those robbers take! Take it and go.

In conclusion : Got robbers? Let them get your stuffs, then claim insurance. See? Everyone is happy.

I ask you now, who wouldn't want to be a robber leh?
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P.S : If they want to take a crap in your toilet, don't disturb them! Let them finish their business!

Want to rob?

You know you love me, JOsh

Lose Myself, Dream World (III)

Today's bla : '' We are here guys! Dreamworld!! Where all your dreams come true! '' exclaimed the bus driver as we arrived. So folks, if you want your dreams come true, go DreamWorld.

If you recall, I just went to ScreamWorld with a bunch of hyper-active teens last week. A week later, yesterday, I went with 3 almost-adult-but-still-teen girlfriends to DreamWorld again.

Because of the $10 ticket promotion which only last a fortnight, Yvonne, Julia and Bernardine plus myself decided to go to the theme-park and have some thrill rides and crazy fun. It's an unpecuniary excitement offered by DreamWorld.

First of all, I am going to paint this Blog. Paint meaning I don't have any pictures to Blog about so you must try to imagine and picture all the excitement. Why? This girl which I-don't-want-to-name uploaded all the pictures into her desktop as ''shortcut'' and deleted the original copies, which in the end, erased all original pictures. ''Oh snap!'' All gone, but we don't blame Bernardine. Accident happens.

One of the achievement of extreme rides we went on was the Tower of terrifying Terror (T.O.T). Zooming at astonishing speeds of 160kph in 7 seconds, coupled with G-forces at 38 storeys high, the ride was awesome. We experienced approx. 6 seconds of weightlessness. The ladies were closing their eyes and screaming. And this time, I was a man! No more a gay.

Being the rose among the thorns, I decided to conquered my fear of heights and ''man up''. I was eager to ride on more extreme rides after T.O.T, but the ladies needed some time to ''get used to the minor rides first'' and ''go slow''. In the end, I had to relinquished the idea of getting on the Giant Drop because the girls thought it was ''too much to handle''.

''Very high meh?''

Rides/Attractions we went on :

The Claw, Mick Doohan's Motocoaster, Spooty Spin, and several other kids' rides. We also head into the war zone of Alien Vs. Predator which I got a high score of 850 points. Beat that, Karen! ;)

We also visited the Tiger Island and Aussie Wildlife Experience. Click on the green links for more info. There is something I had to mention and that is the food. The food was so expensive those behind the counter could had just go rob a bank. A little sandwich cost $6 and a bottle of water, which you will need throughout the day cost $5. @#$%^&*(!!

It was an awesome day-trip. Besides the irrebarbative excitement and fun, I got to unwind myself a little bit after so much crap of a week. I was finally relieved and relaxed.

Somehow, I don't think it was DreamWorld's fun that helped me. I think it's friends that matter. The tickets and fun comes at a price but those ladies provided a fun time excitement while helping me to eschew my moody-self as of the past few days. Thank you, ladies!

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Mumm : So, how was it?

Me : Ok lahh. I rode the Tower of Terror. I wanted to ride on Giant Drop but no chance.

Mumm : You dare meh?!! (shocked as if I might not be her real son)

Me : Of course lahh. It's awesome! Not as scary as I thought.

Mumm : Bo gai ki liaww. (Immune to it)

Me : Yalo. I wan Bungee Jump and sky-dive soon.

Dadd : *heard our convo* You better don't be a fool I tell you!!
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P.S - I conquered acrophobia. (Not as scared of heights as before).

Double P.S - No matter what happens, be strong like the white tiger.

Triple P.S - Who wants to go on the Giant Drop with me? We will plan something.

You know you love me, JOsh

Never felt this way

Today's bla : For more pictures and stories about DreamWorld trip, please visit Karen and Tiffany's Blog.

This will be an emo post. If you are looking for something funny and you don't like this particular post, scram and begone. I don't conform in entertaining people only. I am a human.


In Life, one starts worrying once the well runs dry; not when the water is low. This is so true. I always take my things for granted. It is material things, but they are still important to me. And now that I am practically stripped off all my possessions, I am ''naked'' and empty.

Just like an empty bowl, I may look strong and tough outside but from within, I am scared, hopeless and empty. As if I was waiting for someone to pour something or put something inside me, I wait with paranoia. I wait aimlessly.

I get comments and advice to cool down and take it easy. It's very easy to say and very easy to listen. But it's damn hard to act it out let alone abide to it. So, to those who give me advice and tell me that material things are not important, and that I should be thankful because I am safe, I'm sorry guys, let me sulk in sadness first. It's an inevitable emotion.

I guess I am not as strong as everyone thought I am. Nor am I as bubbly as everyone figured I am. I am just like anyone of you. When something important is taken away, you sulk, you cry, you are saddened, you feel hopeless, you feel crushed deep within. I am no better than you. I am the same. With human feelings.

In the dark of all these things though, I learnt something valuable and that is please appreciate what you have right now. I am not saying those material things like iPod, $5000 MacBook, that Toyota Vios Sportivo or that $2000 mobile phone with GPS. I am saying assets like your family, your pet, your loved ones including friends. You never know when they will be taken away from you or when you would not have the chance to see them anymore.

Life is precious. And Life is absolutely unpredictable. We don't know when our last ''goodbye'' or ''I love you'' will be to others. When they are taken away, it's just like this broken bowl. Nothing can mend it and it wouldn't be the same anymore; only tears and fears will engulf you.

Please love me, JOsh

Robbery in my room

Today's bla : I was robbed today.

No shit. I was.

As I went upstairs into my room this evening, I noticed my babe #2 is missing. My lap-top. So as my babe 3#, wallet and my babe #4, my Digi mobile phone. I was shocked like as if I've lost both of my balls.

Apparently, those robbers went into my parents' room upstairs and went through the foyer right into my room. Eyes twinkled as they took my lap-top and my belongings. And you know what? They remembered to take my lap-top charger!
 
But I thank them because they only stole my stuffs but did not hurt anyone or make a mess of my room. My room is still pretty clean although they intruded in with their shoes on. I thank those robbers.

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wait.. ... .. .. FCUK those rabbit screwing dick suckers! (I'm sorry). God wouldn't like me for this.



It's sad knowing those guys have nothing better to do but to steal people's belongings and laugh over it. There are suspected teenagers out there who I would like to cut their balls off and feed them to the G-Force's mice.
rger too. How thoughtful.


I was lucky because if I was in my room, they could have knocked the crap out of me and leave me to die. Who knows if they would have molested me too while I am out cold. Or they could have been armed and hurt my family members. But I was downstairs with my family. They came like chicken's feather and left with a thunderous ''baamm''.

All my pictures. My videos. My personal documents. My projects. My mobile. My contacts. My driving license. My money. My memberships' cards. All kaputt..

P.S - This is going to go down as one of the worse days of my life.

Robbed nakedly, JOsh

Sand Storm

Today's bla : - Another lost of a noble contributor.. Yoshito Usui, the author of the comic book ''Crayon -ShinChan'' is recently pronounced dead. I grew up with a few favourite mangas and Crayon-ShinChan is one of them. Read all about his tragic death at Karen's Blog.

- - My unusual habits always baffled me. I don't know why when I am free I just don't Blog; instead, when I am having exams, I'd found the time to Blog. Anyways. . . here's another quickie :

Sand Storm ::
I was at Fitness First this morning and as I pigged out during work outs, I saw a somewhat dark sky. You know, that type of sky where it tells you that you are in a load of big shit trouble because your clothes are still hanging outside at home. Yes, it's the going-to-rain sky.

So, I continued to see sexy girls work out and when I stepped outside, I saw this brown-red sky. It was like Independence Day except it's Aussie style.

Ambulance everywhere.

Soon, I finished my girl-watching training and got into my car when I was both a lil' worried and excited at the same time because things are beginning to get worrying for many people as radio stations start announcing that Southern Qld is having a red dawn. And lung-disease-related patients or asthmatic people should be staying indoors.

I was freaking out that time. Because Australia's Wild Weather is getting so close to my home. Furthermore, radio stations also mention the New South Wales is having dust storm. Got quakes, ducks, fires, storms, sand storms, etc. Nobody is hurt but the public's health are of serious concerned.

Terrible lah.

This picture was taken while I was in my car. I was heading home.

Where is my house? Turn right here.

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Please check out more, if not all the natural disasters' pictures.

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How I wish I was Wind-man. You know, :
Superman = Super
Spiderman = Spider.
Batman = Bat
So, Windman = Wind.
-Then I can blow a big gust of wind and relieve Aus from all these scotching heat and dust. Because I feel so useless now.

..As for the quakes in Melbourne.. I am sorry guys. You will need to call Quakeman yourself.

(I know my drawing suck).

PS -- Please stay indoors and drink loads of water. This is a community announcement brought to you by joshlullaby. ;)

Double PS -- Going to DreamWorld again tomorrow. (unless the weather condition remains) So, See you there!

You know you love me, JOsh

Setahun Hanya Sekali (Hari Raya)

Today's bla : Watching ''Superhero Movie'' now. Good laugh.

Quickie :
I miss the ''rendang'', ''ketupat'' and ''curry''. I miss the ''green pau'' and the ''kuih-muih''. To those who hate them, blast you. They taste awesome.

Cuzzy Leonard.

To those who took a few days off from campus or college to be with their family during this short holiday, bless you all for you are so lucky. I want to drink ''tuak'' and eat ''ketupat'' and munch on the ''nasi lemak'' paste also cannot.

See this? It's a Korean's trading shop.

Don't complain it's too short for holidays because someone in Brisbane cannot even smell ''curry'' or see ''ketupat'' or even hear the sweet chanting 5 times a day where the 1st one starts at 5am in the morning. I am not as lucky as you people.

Sini! SINI! Di SINI! Mari mari, di SINI got Plus!!

Eventhough most of the readers here don't dress up in ''songkok'' or ''baju kebaya'', I am sure we Chinese are doing all the best we can to celebrate this festive season. How?!! By eating their awesome food and shaking both of their hosts' hands saying ''Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!'' .

''To all my Malay friends, peace out and Selamat Hari Raya!''

You know you love me, JOsh

ChongQing Acrobatics Troupe

Today's bla : When I was sitting inside the bus one day, I heard this kid asking another kid : ''What comes into your mind when you hear ''Dragon Ball?'', the other kid answered : ''Asians''
Kids nowadays... pure racists!

Squeezing inside a bus packed like sardines isn't really that bad. But squeezing inside a bus packed like sardines with one person blasting a big bomb of fart is really bad.

There was a double celebration for the 60 years of New China and 150 years of Brisbane on Saturday at the SunCorp Stadium at South Bank. Like any other celebration, speeches are boringly-long and people attending the event squeezed worse than sardines pack.

One thing I noticed about the night : Asians have no ''excuse me'' and ''thank you's''. Never expect either one from them. I am trashing my own race because frankly, I think it's true. (of course, there're also minorities out there with decent manners)

When my family and I want to get some seats, everyone was like shouting and pushing their way for a seat. Because the tickets weren't numbered, vicious kids and agressive asian parents were just fanatic in grabbing seats.

Anyways in Australia, the Brisbane's Chinese Community has a very good relationship with ChongQing (重庆), China and thus this celebration notes the 60 glorious years of democracy and good accountability. As such, like any celebration, performances were lined up professionally.

But what caught the near-1000 audiences on Saturday night was the performances brought by the ChongQing Acrobatics Troupe. It is not because of their frequent acts (11 various performances) but it's because of their awesome acrobats and gymnatics.

ChongQing being one of the most populated municipality of the People's Republic of China's four provincial-level municipalities, they have established the Municipal Troupe where athletes and professional stage performers who are skilled in acrobats and gymnatics performances travel the world and awe people with their extraordinary feats.

What they can do with their own human bodies put everyone clapping and cheering with utmost enthusiasm. To be frank, I actually laughed at those men wearing tight-ftting gymnastic gear that shows their ''little brother down there''. I am sure most of the people watching would agree with me but when they start twisting and turning, we were shocked and awed like we've lost our own ''little brothers''.

One of the amazing feats acrobats-gymnasts can do is the art of balancing. They can balance almost everything! From placing balls and balls on a stick which is balanced on the nose to doing a complete ballet spin on the shoulder of the partner. Heck, I think they can balance 10 eggs on a spoon!

To travel the world in continents afar, leaving their homeland and venture into the unknown based and equipped with skills, those Chinese acrobats and gymnasts have a knack of making people from all over the world go ''ooh'', ''aah'', definitely loads of ''wow''.

Somehow I admire these people not for their talent ; but their enthusiasm, determination and the passion to perform on-stage. They can't perform by sheer luck or 3 months training. Instead, they start training and stretching their bodies like rubber gloves as soon as they could walk. It's the passion I am in awed of. All in all, they opened my eyes, entertained me and actually taught me something simple I took away after the show : ''Gotta Love what you do, no matter what ; and be good at it''

Oh and by-the-way, I asked my mumm this question on our way home : "Mumm, do you think it's cool if I give up everything and join the ChongQing troupe back to China for training?"

"You will end up in hospital."

Oh mi mummy of little faith...

You know you love me, JOsh

Dream World, Scream World (II)

Today's bla : There are Brisbane festivals from 12th Sept - 3rd Oct. Various activities and shows will be performed to the public in the Brisbane CBD. I'll be attending tonight's show ; but the funny thing is I don't know what it is because I was ''forced'' to go. must be lame

Monday, 14th Sept 2009 :
Charlene : hey! Josh! Our group lack one person to go for the After Dark Park - ScreamWorld event! Do you want to go?!!
Me : Yooh! Oh really? When is it?! How much?!
Charlene : It's $25 per person and it's this Friday! (18th Sept) 630pm to 10pm Go go go!!
Me : How come ask me?!!
Charlene : We are short of one person! We need to have at least 10 people so we can get the promotion offer!
Me : OOohhhh!! Okay lor!

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On Friday, I skipped the last two periods of my classes just to get ready and go for the ScreamWorld trip. See how dedicated I am towards fun? Anyways, I was lucky and glad because I've got a lift to DreamWorld from my distant-cuzzies. If you haven't already know, DreamWorld has many different events and fun. ScreamWorld is one of major attractions.

Basically, the whole DreamWorld is sort of ''closed'' but only certain rides (fast and furious ones) are opened. The biggest attraction of the park are the 6 biggest thrill rides. Before you read onwards, please note one thing : Joshua is afraid of heights. (Acrophobia) And he had 9 incredible fearless creatures who wants to try most of the scary rides.

Most of the people who gathered here to have thier hearts pumped into 280 beats-per-minute rhythm are the teenagers.

The first ride we went on was the Mick Doohan's Motocoaster! This ride has 18 extreme banking turns and considered one of the fastest rides at the theme park + 72km/hr in 2 seconds and has slight G-forces executed. And this is the very first ride that made me gay.

This is the replica of the Motocoaster with Suzanne on it.

After that gay-experience, we went on the next biggest ride. The Claw. The queue was so long it made the great-Wall of China look short. When I saw this ride, I was thinking, ''nah, it doesn't look that bad.'' Let's do this! Some fun facts about this ride : 75km/hr + 240degrees turn + 9 storeys high + 5 revolutions per min = almost-peed-in-my-pants.

This is awesome group I was with. They are my church friends and I was happy to know everyone of them. I can only describe them as funnies, crazies and definitely not gay like me.

Like any group, cam-whoring is a must. However, this time round, I was the ''mummy'' just because I brought a bag. So I was responsible for the phones, caps, water bottle (when my OWN water bottle was chucked away - stoopid guard) and money. I was both gay and ''motherly''.

Finally, we got on the ride. And I can only say it made me gayer than before.

There were also minor attractions like ''High'' people doing dirty-dancing!

Charlene and Jeanne. They need to embrace each other to keep their heart beats leveled. See their smile of their faces? Not fake, but definitely not at peace.

Soon after The Claw, the group broke up into 2 groups and they all went to ride The Cylone and WipeOut respectively. I've got the creeps of extreme heights (18 storeys) and multiple 360 degrees head over heels turn in 92km/hr ; so I did not ride on both of both. Pussy. But trust me, Life is too short to faint in the middle of an extreme ride. Besides, I have my cuzzy to accompany me! Karen!

So we did some photo-shooting.

Most of the thrill-rides require minimum age of 7 and the height of Karen-squatting-down.

There were 6 rides if you recall. The other 2 are : The Giant Drop and Tower of Terror. These two rides way passed my capabilities of conquering heights. But someday I am going to be a man and do it. Someday.

However, the crazy bunch weren't afraid of anything. They intend to go on both of those rides! You'd think I am lame enough to go with a bunch of ''kids'' or young teenagers, but they weren't ordinary teens. They are ruthless, fearless and discriminately awesome that they made me look like a stupid lame kid.

Fun always end in a short time. The two terrible-horrible-vegetable rides were cut short and closed due to the time constraint. Apparently, we had only 30mins left and the line was still long. So we decided to ride on some minor kiddy rides. - Heck, even some of the kiddy rides were scary!

All in all, we had a great time. I don't know about them because they did missed two of the major thrill-rides but then again, they were awesome and fun. I was glad I came eventhough I rode only 2 of the 6 major rides. But I did ride on 3 of the mild-kiddy rides too!

The moral of the night : Life is too short to be afraid of heights. I said I want to do bungee-jumping and sky-diving next time so I definitely have to conquer this stupid phobia. Because of this, I had another $10 ticket for DreamWorld again later next week. Thank you Yvonne!

All the 10 of these people were amazing, awesome and fun. Thank you all! I totally enjoyed myself eventhough I was extremely gay. ''Gayly'' happy.

You know you love me, JOsh

Introduction to DreamWorld (I)

Today's bla : Going out with friends can help you identify your true-self and motivate you so much more even your closer family member sometimes couldn't. Something like getting on the 6 Biggest Rides in DreamWorld.

My name is ''Vanessa'' tonight; not Joshua. This is because the rides I've been on made me so gay that I started screaming like a sexy b**** girl. In short, tonight I've became a girl instead of a guy. Maybe I am lame; or I am just afraid of heights, but I was gay everytime the ride I was on went swinging down from at least 6 storeys high.

Anyways, I am feeling a bit drowsy and tired after all those rides. Please catch my full updates (pictures) tomorrow!

P.S - My mumm's muffins are awesome. *burp* Be nice to me and I will share them with yah!

You know you love me, JOsh

Drive it hard

Today's bla : I am heading down to the Gold Coast tomorrow for the After Dark Park at DreamWorld promotion with my cuzzies and church friends. I would probably be one of the older guys going there and I am scared of heights. See you there!

Quickie for today :

After dragging myself to school today, I was super tired (slept at 3.am) yet energectic because there was fun in school. Don't ask me why but it's one of those days that even being tired can't stop you from smiling and having fun.

And this is most probably because I had a few friends (Mike and Bruce) with me and we did some illegal stuffs during the afternoon after school. In a classy computer room of a giant mansion of Mike's, we exchanged downloaded movies and videos through 4 hard drives and 3 computers. Not a few, but 700 Gigabytes worth of movies.

I know it's wrong and immensely against the law. But seriously, we thought ''hey, since there are movies out there waiting to be downloaded, I'll just take them down and watch it. No harm done because it's already there!'' It's not like we go video record a movie in the cinema. That'd be illegal.

Anyways, inside the ginormous house of Mike's (did I tell you Mike has 2 freaking-gigantic homes?), I've meticulously fed and transfered files and data into my little babies of hard drives. They worked so hard at one point I actually pitied those poor things and thought to myself that I might need a bigger hard drive for our future gatherings because 320G was just not enough. I need bigger ones. i.e 1 Terabytes.

Anyways, it's our first and foremost gathering for this sort of activity but rest assured it wouldn't be our last. Now, I have got a problem on hand :

How the heck am I going to finish watching all of them movies?!

P.S : I totally agree that downloading movies are illegal. But we were tranferring, not downloading at all.

You know you love me,Josh

Lazy Universities

Today's bla : Imagine if you'd be able to live up to 100 years old, can you still do it??! I think I wouldn't even live up to 90 let alone do it at 100. Who wants to do it at 100 anyways? But I am wrong because there's this 107-year-old who wants her 23rd hubby.

Do you know what bugs me? The Universities in Queensland. They are lazy. ALL of them!! i.e University of Queensland, Griffith University, and Queensland University of Technology. Lazy!

Somehow I have to Blog about this because all this fuzz and wuzz about the applications for QTAC, courses and programs offfered by Uni's, and the many steps in order to apply just for a place in University.

I don't get it why Universities doesn't want to take applications straight from applicants themselves. They'd save so much trouble and hussle, especially for applicants who have no idea what to do what-so-ever. i.e - Me.

In Malaysia, as far as I know, we just have to apply into the University we want to study and get a ''yes'' or a ''hell no'' for the answer. But in Queensland, tertiary education requires so much steps and procedures it could make a grown man cry. i.e - Me.

And if the University I so badly want to get in decides to say ''hell no'', they have to let QTAC know that the reply is a definite ''hell no'' and then the QTAC will only notify me that the Uni said ''hell no''. Why can't the Uni say it straight to my face?!

It's all so weird and silly. Ah well, no matter how stupid, all Year12 students in Queensland still have to apply for a place in Uni through QTAC. i.e Me! (wish me luck)

now...

P.S - My father ''wowed'' by technology :

Some parents are 'wowed' by technology we teenagers have today and that they will just spent that few dollars or effort to learn and see how the 'amazing' technology works. i.e My dad.

Double P.S :: Julia is killing me with MSN sounds asking me to hurry this Blog post.

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P.S plus double P.S :: My mumm finally found a job.

You know you love me, JOsh

Take some time out

Today's bla : You know the Earth is not round anymore when girls start hitting guys, painfully in the balls section. Do check out this sexually painful and funny Spouse abuse video from Charmaine.

I decided to do a little ''Spring'' cleaning today. This is because it coincides with the Spring season that Australia is having now and I am doing Spring cleaning in Spring...
Okay. Not funny at all..

Well for starters, I just finished all my exams for this term and all sorts of crap can be found in my room. I call my room a messed up battle-field. Instead of humans and dead bodies, my battle-field is filled with books, papers, pens, shirts, panties, dust, tissues, and all sorts miscellaneous shit you can think of.

Back in my ex-home (Malaysia), I used to have a maid who does all the cleaning up for my house. I still remember when I always politely requested that Neni help me tidy up my war-zone every week. Cleaning up my war-zone with all kinds of crap around isn't exactly an easy job, especially when it concerns my shit crap. But politeness always come in handy.

Now in Australia, things are a little different. I still have a battle-field, but I hasn't got any maid here besides my mummy. (you wanna be one? I pay reasonably). My mumm usually picks up my clothes and that's it. I still have to save those lifeless books hanging around in my room with briefs and shirts in between them.

And it isn't nice. It gives me headaches and stress. So today, I decided to clean up my own mess. I haven't really ''majorly'' clean my room before so this was a relatively difficult task.

With a wet cloth and a bucket of water, I mopped up and down, left and rights; corners and sides I've never touched before. Oh yeah, I also decided to give this little guy a nice wipe. ''Rob'' deserves it. Yes, I named my alarm clock ''Rob''. He usually annoys the helluva me at 6:30am every morning but he is only doing his job. Though sometimes I wanna break this bastard apart for waking me up OR couldn't wake me up.



After one and a half hours later :

Awesome job ay? Tell me it is, tell me, tell me!
And Guess what? I even managed to clean my bathroom a little bit and the computer desk downstairs. I feel so happy, like when I was young and my daddy bought me lollies and candies. That sort of happiness. It's like an achievement to me because I know guys don't usually clean their rooms. But I hate war-zones.

The essence? All you need is taking some time out and think what you want to do. Anything is possible if you quieten yourself, think about it; set a goal and get on to achieve it.

Life is pretty hectic nowadays. We have daily routines that set us to work like lifeless robots and those petty little things which increase our wrinkles wouldn't get us anywhere. So when times of distress or toubles arise, take some time out and quieten yourself. Think it over and set out again with a kindred spirit. It makes a difference.

And it doesn't only work on ''Spring'' cleaning. It works on Life as well. A funny indian once said : ''You can do it!'' . Yes, you can.

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P.S ::
I went for badminton after my ''Spring clean'' and on my way there I saw this gorgeous babe car. At the front seats of that BMW were two hot ladies and when I pulled up my camera to take a picture of the car, those two hotties noticed me. Like any celebs, they smiled as they turned their heads and faced me.

As soon as they faced my camera, the traffic light turns green. So I had to be a meanie + Asian boy and honk at them to get them going.

Sorry sexays ladies.

You know you love me, JOsh

9/11, the 8th Anniv

Today's bla : Remember my post on ''Mobile safety'' in August?
Check out my picture candidly taken without my consent at ''You'll know when it comes'' by Ms Samantha. Go check out the picture of my favourite pantie boxers!

My Kuching room. I miss it.

A quickie for today -
Let us remember 9/11 :
As President Barack Obama hounored those who perished in the 9/11 attacks causing the choatic death of nearly 3000 lives, mournful bagpipes and drums sounded solemnly across Ground Zero. It's the 8th anniversary of the scary terrorist attack, forcing everyone to think about how precious life is to each and everyone of us, and how we should live our life to the fullest today ; for you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Visit this witty Kuching Blogger Andrew Ho and his sad video on the 9/11 attack.

It's never that messy.

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Before I go paint my toenails..
It's been awhile since I introduce songs and pumping music. Here are some I dance to when I shower :: (all music and songs listed are linked directly to YouTube, so click and dance away!)

Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Meester - -(love this one!)

Thug Story feat. Taylor Swift Ft T Pain - -(Hunt this awesome song from my cuzzy, Karen!)

The Last Day On Earth by Kate Miller - -(soft and soothing)

Obsessed by Mariah Carey - -(sexy like me!)

Knock You Down by Keri Hilson feat. Kanye West & Ne-Yo -(dance beat)

Have a good weekend folks!

You know you love me, JOsh

Peace to ''fats''

Today's bla : My stoopid exams are now officially over. Really, I can bet that my poo and wee wee are way smoother than the past 1 week during the exams. Happy.
There is Brisbane Festival Male Voice Choir and Brisbane Festival & Riverfire 2009 at Rydges South Bank Brisbane tomorrow. I'll be heading down for the choir one. Those people at Riverfire, enjoy!


Recently, Kyle Sandilands from The Kyle and Jackie O Show on Sydney radio station 2DayFM was suspended because he made another stupid mistake - saying the fat people are hopeless in getting skinny even if they get to concentration camps. Nyamah. Check it out here.



Just a few weeks ago, Kyle Sandilands had already created a big mess for him and his partner, the hot Jackie O by verbally causing sexual harassment against a young teenage radio listener during an on-air interview. Check this out.




Maybe, just maybe, Kyle has his days of ups and downs so certain mistakes through verbal association will be slightly be messed up and would be negligible; but to insult the fat community and the people in the concentration and altogether with the recent sexual harassment? It is just plain abhorrent. Nyamah.

What I am a tad pissed off though, it's the way Kyle comment other people.

First it was the teenage girl :
The child started by saying, "I'm scared. It's not fair". Sandilands said, "She is scared, everyone. Yeah." The segment went astray when the child revealed she had been raped at the age of 12. After a long pause, Sandilands then asked "Right ... is that the only experience you've had?".

Then it was about the ''fat'' woman :
“You put her in a concentration camp and you watch the weight fall off … like she could be skinny”. How did he become a radio host like that?!

If you were anxious or nervous and unknowingly muttered something you shouldn't say, nobody will mind because mistakes do happen. But to intentionally insult people or a community through verbal means is a very demeaning act, especially if you work in a radio station. 100 million 'sorries' wouldn't be enough. Especially especially calling people fat and would never lose weight ever again. That's like saying your mamah's so old if she do breastfeeds, only milk powder will come out.

Beware of what you say ; once it is out, you can never swallow or take back what you've said. It's worse than hitting someone in the balls. It's irreversible.

Now, on joshlullaby.blogspot thoughts ::

I am fat fluffy. I admit it. And if you all haven't already know, the ''fatty'' always get bullied and this is what always happen nowadays in this stereotypical society.

To those who love to bully the ''fat'' people, my advice to you is not to pick on us. Pick on somebody your own size!

You know you love me, JOsh

Can't even take a crap

Today's bla : Blog pug of the day - There's a new pop-singer that I believed is going to make it big next time in the music industry. It wouldn't be long until screaming-shrieking-girls started going crazy over this barely legal teen, Justin Bieber. Even my sister is getting crazy over him now. Check her Blog out.

Exams are happymood-killers. It makes you lose alot of sense as you know more from a particular textbook. In fact, it made you lose so much sense that you'd be crazy enough to do things you don't normally do.

Like this Caffè macchiato which cost me AUD3.75 (RM11.25) for only 20ml at Gloria Jean's. I have no idea what possessed me to buy it but I urgently need a real strong coffee to hold me awake. And it did its job. For the first night..

There is a saying which strictly says ''Never leave off what you can do today for tomorrow''..

In short, don't procrastinate. Like me..

Okay. I gotta head back to watch tv study..

Seriously, I even find it hard to take a crap peacefully nowadays, that's why I had to put toilet paper in my room just in case if ''anything'' suddenly decides to say hello from my butt-hole..

You know you love me, JOsh

Shucks

Today's bla : YouTube pug - This is Morgan who is my childhood school-mate back in Kuching ; today, he is a talented teen with video productions, re-make covers of various artists, perform magical shows abroad and entertaining a wide range of audience. Check out the Crazy Piano Player by Morgan Then.
My personal favourite covers are Love Bug , Say and I'm Yours.

Shucks. Exam is around the corner so my Blog will slow to a halt, significantly. In fact, it's just next week and the first exam is 52 hours later! I hate exams. Why? Because I look like this everytime exam approaches.

I always look like a zombie when exam time comes. Not that I cramp myself and bury my nose in my books ; but I couldn't sleep in peace. No, I am not counting sheeps. But at the back of my mind when I am snoring, I think of Ms. Trigonometry. Sometimes I even dreamed of Mr. Quantum Physics. I hate them.

Sometimes I tossed and turned until I realise I only had 3 hours of sleep altogether. In the time of exams, that few hours of sleep right there can lose me valuable Chemistry marks.

I don't know what's going on in my head. I can cope with exams all the while; all the time. But not this time. Annoyed and pressured much? Definitely. So please bare with me as I put my Blog on the ''cold'' button over the coming week. Don't worry. It's only a week. 5 days. 120 hours. Thousands of minutes. Not much.

PS - As I am finishing this post, dear Julia is having trouble solving her riddles. Wonder if she could solve my cannot-sleep-in-peace-riddle..?

Please do care & love me, JOsh

Don't make me un-hungry

Today's bla : Rules of the game have changed for bloggers in Malaysia.
*Blog pug of Merdeka : Malaysia truly has nothing to offer much. It's sad that it is true. But from all M'sian Bloggers overseas or away from home, we still love Malaysia. Merdeka, away from home by John Sim.

Recently, I read this circulated email and found it quite disturbing. No, it's not the sender's fault ; but whoever wrote this sort of emails. If you don't know, most of nowaday's emails consisted of chain-letters that ask you to resend this email if not you get raped in the middle of the night or you die like how Michael Jackson died and the bad list of things keep going on.

But this particular one stole the cake.

* Please note that I saved the pictures and wrote the intructions in my own words. *

Get a dozen of chopsticks. The kind of chopsticks for sushi and take-away food.

Cut it in proper sizes with a scissor.

It should look like this. Ready.

Next, cook it in a boiling tub.

Add tapioca into the substance.

Add a dose of brown food colouring.

Add some salt, spices and sugar.

Let it boil for a period of time.

Store it overnight inside a closed container away from heat.

It should look like this tomorrow.

Take a closer look.

No, no. A real CLOSE look.

Yes. It's kueh tiew!! (asian thick fried noodles)

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Whoever wrote this email wants me to have diarrheoa from my mouth!! And whoever invent this wants to earn quick money! And the hell with it, this email was circulated from China!!

Damn those sick bastards!

* Note : No evidence were found that this content is absolutely true. It might be a hoax. *

But still knowing China is involved.. son-of-a-gun..!!

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Another popular controversy is McDonalds' french fries.

Allegations were made that McDonald's french fries contains straw. They fry the straw as it melts and coats the french fries, making it tough and not soggy, (apparently even after 48hours, it's still hard and ''fresh''.)

Note : No evidence are found against this straw-add formula too. It's allegations.

Food is my favourite thing which gives me my big round tummy. Why these people so bo-ka-si and ''revolutionized'' the food production in the name of cutting cost and increase profits?

Damn.

You know you love me, JOsh

Evolution Messed up (I)

Today's bla : iPod and Sony Walkman can soon spoil your ears. With the world moving at a faster pace nowadays, things are getting noisier esp in big Cities. So, as you tune up and raise your bass in between the headsets you have around your ears, you are damaging our ears. I've got a friend who can listen to iPod's maximum vol. Insane Stanley.

I noticed that my Biology class teacher keep showing videos and videos of Evolution where basically animals and organisms of all kinds evolved over the period of thousands of millions of years through natural selection. Against all forms of religion especially Christianity, Biologists and experts believed that we humans evolved and descended from a common ancestor and is not created by our God.




And yes. The most controversial theory is that because of evolution, we humans descend from apes and orangutans! Scientists argued that our features are based on our monkey-ancestors once. All talk and no pictures make joshlullaby.blogspot lame.



So I gathered some ''evidence'' :

An ape which shares similar resemblence of the late-Michael Jackson. Maybe we should train the monkey to impersonate our late King-of-pop.


I don't know who this is but he looks alot like a hairless ape to me.

I don't really give in about this whole Evolution and natural selection ideologies because it just doesn't make sense to me. Don't get me wrong, I love my Biology and I believe in evolution but not when humans are concern. I still believe God created human beings.




...However, I can't help it but get very annoyed when some of the evolution's process is already taking place in our midst..

The yummy gummy-bears we love to chew on already look like..

..evolved Gummy dicks!!

* PS : Welcome to Spring Season everyone! *

You know you love me, JOsh