Today’s bla: In the land where driving is cool, stray dogs are everywhere, eating is great, but the toilet smells.
It’s so hard to blog nowadays! I wouldn’t even say anything anymore, just pictures in yo’ face.
1. Kolo mee. First thing’s first – Daniel and Winnie ta pao-ed this for Nicholas and I at Singapore from Kuching. <3
2. Winnie – the bravest girl ever to have slept with 4 pure testosterone-infected males. It’s not what you think. She just hung out with us guys alone and lived through some pretty nasty crap for a few days.
3. Daniel and Winnie – I think I need people to start pictures of and for me.
4. The best of both worlds.
5. Singapore’s CCTV – surveillance cameras. That’s why the bicycles underneath are never stolen.
6. Nicholas the Singaporean kid. I respect the millage this guy had in Singapore.
7. The nightline of Singapore – Marina Bay Sands. Thanks to my iPhone for this awesomesauce panorama. No need S90 anymore..
8. Sometimes you don’t need to carry the weight of the world; you just need to point at it.
9. The Mummy ride – 9/10. One of the best rides ever. If you are not afraid of mummies and zombies, ride it. If you ARE scared.. ride it also.
10. The Shrek palace/castle/ house. It’s amazingly huge.
11. Now will I get my princess beauty? I kissed you twice! So I must have two!
12. I want to be a hero! A muscly hero. With a big round tummy…
12 b, I can foresee someone being a poser. He does look like a Bruce Lee though.
13. Look who I’ve met? Ms Monroe! She must have saw my muscles and came to me.
14. Universal Studios in Singapore is off the hook yo’ - SGD70 per person.
15. The Transformers Ride opened not long ago was off the hook yo’ x2.
16. Daddy, I’m humble, get me this one.
16 b. Jason and his Bumblebee. See what I said about him being a poser? But I gotta thank him because he took all these awesome pictures you see. <3
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17. The Cyclone!! We grew guts on that ride but we (Jason, Nicholas and I) screamed like a girl during the ride. Heck, I was gay for almost the entire ride. It was that thrilling! 9.5/10 just because the seats weren’t in pink.
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18. The colourful men outside Orchard Road – shopping paradise for the rich!
19. Good nice shops are everywhere in Singapore, everything is awesome; in Singapore, scared you don’t have money only.
20. Look what I’ve found at Bugis Junction bookstore? Fourfeetnine – Audrey Ooi!!! Why do I sound like a girl here..
21. Pardon me folks for I’ve been in Kuching for 1 week and yet no pictures were taken. I shall start taking photos!
Reminder – No need to go K.L anymore, straight to Singapore next time.
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They do the BOOGIE WOOGIE and they do it all with GLEE.
But GROSS did the IDIOT and now DISNEY going to pay.