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Happy New Year, 2012 – all Singapore

2012-01-11T17:45:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: In the land where driving is cool, stray dogs are everywhere, eating is great, but the toilet smells.

It’s so hard to blog nowadays! I wouldn’t even say anything anymore, just pictures in yo’ face.

1. Kolo mee. First thing’s first – Daniel and Winnie ta pao-ed this for Nicholas and I at Singapore from Kuching. <3

2. Winnie – the bravest girl ever to have slept with 4 pure testosterone-infected males. It’s not what you think. She just hung out with us guys alone and lived through some pretty nasty crap for a few days.

3. Daniel and Winnie – I think I need people to start pictures of and for me.

4. The best of both worlds.

5. Singapore’s CCTV – surveillance cameras. That’s why the bicycles underneath are never stolen.

6. Nicholas the Singaporean kid. I respect the millage this guy had in Singapore.

7. The nightline of Singapore – Marina Bay Sands. Thanks to my iPhone for this awesomesauce panorama. No need S90 anymore..

8. Sometimes you don’t need to carry the weight of the world; you just need to point at it.

9. The Mummy ride – 9/10. One of the best rides ever. If you are not afraid of mummies and zombies, ride it. If you ARE scared.. ride it also.

10. The Shrek palace/castle/ house. It’s amazingly huge.

11. Now will I get my princess beauty? I kissed you twice! So I must have two!

12. I want to be a hero! A muscly hero. With a big round tummy…

12 b, I can foresee someone being a poser. He does look like a Bruce Lee though.

13. Look who I’ve met? Ms Monroe! She must have saw my muscles and came to me.

14. Universal Studios in Singapore is off the hook yo’ - SGD70 per person.

15. The Transformers Ride opened not long ago was off the hook yo’ x2.

16. Daddy, I’m humble, get me this one.

16 b. Jason and his Bumblebee. See what I said about him being a poser? But I gotta thank him because he took all these awesome pictures you see. <3

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17. The Cyclone!! We grew guts on that ride but we (Jason, Nicholas and I) screamed like a girl during the ride. Heck, I was gay for almost the entire ride. It was that thrilling! 9.5/10 just because the seats weren’t in pink.

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18. The colourful men outside Orchard Road – shopping paradise for the rich!

19. Good nice shops are everywhere in Singapore, everything is awesome; in Singapore, scared you don’t have money only.

20. Look what I’ve found at Bugis Junction bookstore? Fourfeetnine – Audrey Ooi!!! Why do I sound like a girl here..

21. Pardon me folks for I’ve been in Kuching for 1 week and yet no pictures were taken. I shall start taking photos!

Reminder – No need to go K.L anymore, straight to Singapore next time.

KuchingYo, JOsh

Singapore!!!!!

2011-12-30T07:08:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: It’s true when once you know how to do some things, you know it for life. Like swimming or cycling. But stamina is a whole different theory.

EY 473 – Etihad Airways. I’ve never taken this airline before but I must say I was very impressed with its services. Actually, it’s the only time I’m impressed because I’ve been taking AirAsia all the while until they hiked up their prices like 3920% in the recent months. And there’s nothing like flying on full-service airline upgrading from budget airline.

One thing which makes Etihad special I guess was the front camera installed on the plane which shows you LIVE on how it is landing and taking off for all of its passengers; like the ones normally found on the rear of a SUV or a car. That camera, but on a plane, – while taking off and landing. It was awesome!

Straight went and ate kolo mee, mee pok, jui kueh, teh c peng, kao teng kueh, eu cha kueh etc after we reached Singapore – Bugis Village. We went to Bugis and looked for Yan Kay Kay’s Kandy Kayne shop. Didn’t take any pictures because I didn’t get to see her. Actually, there was no one in the store when my sister and I were there. Saw her yellow hoodie on her chair but there was no sight of her. OMG I sound like a stalker.. But I must this. Her shop is one of the best among the.. HUNDREDS of shops.

“In Singapore, don’t be afraid of not having much choices to eat or shop; but be afraid of not having enough money to do so” – Uncle Lawrence.

Eu cha kueh.

I am staying with my uncle, along with my sister, grandma and mum. Nice lil place(at Sophia’s Road) which is cooling at night – no need fan or air cond at night to sleep - IN SINGAPORE. Not bad ay? ;)

Before I left for Singapore, I got a major sore throat. But thanks to Difflam over the counter at the pharmacy, I got better. But the fried food and the constant smokey air are getting back to my sore throat again. Things aside, I miss those dirty roads and hawker stuffs. I miss the Singlish accent and the bargaining tactics. I miss the cheap things (like $0.50 for 10 pack tissues). Walao ay..

This is at Little India – Ar-Rahman Royal Prata.

Best roti prata in Little India? Not as spicy but the roti is just right there. We didn’t know at first but we saw a long line and went for it. Price? $0.70 per piece.

Tip: Go to where the long line is. It’s usually the good store.

Mum being all happy seeing all sorts of vegetables around. The wet floors, the smell of sweat, the smell of raw food, the abundant vegetables, the bargain screams and demands, the hoarse bosses’ voices. I miss them all! ALL!!

uDivine massage chair. Going at the rate I’m eating, I wouldn’t be able to walk very soon. Singaporeans walk a lot but with the good food here everywhere, it’s hard to maintain the weight.

Hui ji – butterfly kueh! Only in Singapore! My cousin Darren bought this for me. As first I thought so what? Just some bread with sugar and sesame seed on top. But I had like 3 of them after my first bite. It was so good!

Try it out if you’re in Singapore. It’s like what, $1 for 2? Freaking cheap man! Nothing to my wallet but damage to my body.

I swam with my cousin in the evening when the water was cold and the weather was good. I seriously have to watch what I eat. I believe I can eat A LOT of different types of food but I shall not repeat the intake of food I’d tried.

More updates to come. Winnie, Daniel and Jason are coming tomorrow for New Year’s. Gonna be a good countdown in, SINGAPORE!

till then, JOsh

Bye Brisbane; O hai Yo Singapura

2011-12-29T16:38:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: - nil

I love the sweet smelling scent of immense humidity and the bustling population with their familiar Singlish accent.

It smells like home.

Anyways, pictures will come very soon!

Till then, Happy New Years! (Be spending it in Singapore!)

Then and now

2011-12-20T18:21:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: Congratulations to Kevin and Vivian on getting married. It was such a romantic wedding. In fact, it makes me want to have a girlfriend right now. #foreveralone

At Kevin & Vivian’s wedding on Sunday night, the appetizer came at 730pm but the main course was at 9am. I was so hungry I had 7 Ferrero Rochers and 3 other small chocolate bits.

Today, I’m sick. Major sore throat.

And I’m one step closer to being..

Kelly Clarkson; then and now.

I’m playing with fire in terms of weight control.. but this is definitely not something I would want in future. exercisehard.jpg

fluffyJOsh

iPhone 4S + Jayesslee

2011-12-14T08:16:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: “You bought a picture for $2 and hung it on the toilet wall because that’s your value for it; but then comes a guy who’s an expert in art and exclaimed it’s worth $200,000. You then sell it for $200,000 to someone. Question is what is the picture’s worth now?” Jesus paid the price on the cross for you and I; you are worth a lot more than you thought.

You know how when you were younger people tend to say funny things? And when you grew a bit older you think back of how silly you were when you said or did all those things that you wouldn’t now? Especially hating something so much but ended up loving it?

Well, I am a huge Blackberry fan, there’s no doubt about that. There are so many pros and cons to it but from the cons themselves, I have had enough crap from friends about them.

From the Blackberry Curve 8520 to Bold 9700 to the Torch 9800.

Some of the Blackberry posts – Blackberry Bold 9700 and The Berry Once and For All

I even remember ~~conning~~ successfully convincing about 30-or-so people to be Black-heads (Blackberry fans).

I was like their Blackberry leader.

But today, I changed for the better.

O hai yo the white Apple! Please serve me well!!

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Anyways, I attended the Hope Church’s evangelical event last Friday evening at Griffith University (Nathan campus).

They invited three Special Guests from Sydney – Jayesslee and their pastor Joshua Choi. Jayesslee (Janice and Sonia) literally sat 3 feet away from me.

If you still don’t know what’s the big deal about these beautiful ladies, I shall tell you now. They are YouTube singers from Sydney, Australia – famous in a global scale. They recently had their tour in Vancouver, Malaysia, Singapore, etc.

I find it very encouraging when they gave up a Sony Music deal-contract in order to further pursue their music in favour of God. They could have been set for life but they chose not to. Respect. However, they got to go around the world on their own and spread God’s love through their music.

Here is their CHANNEL on YouTube – HERE!

Be it LIVE singing or YouTube, they sound amazing. God definitely blessed them with music talents. Hallelujah!

Meet Jayesslee!

God-loving ladies are pretty ladies, no? ;)

Applebites, JOsh

Melbourne, 2011 (Part II)

2011-12-07T08:01:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: I’ve got a surprise which will land hard and big next week. Please prepare for that.

Get ready for the longest post this blog has ever published!!!

Recap..!

This is our group (Malachi and Zephaniah) – Annual Methodist Youth Conference (AMYC, 2011 Melbourne)!

Can’t really see me here.. but that’s the point! We had SO MANY PEOPLE! God bless us all!

… so from Part I, we have concluded the AMYC and off our journey starts – Post AMYC!!!!

This was taken during the bus ride from Rawson Village (campsite) to Mantra, our hotel. We had about 50 people staying in the same hotel post-AMYC – mostly Sydneysiders and Brisbanians in that particular bus. Sounded like barbarians.. Anyways, I’d imagined the Mantra Hotel would be so happy to have so many of us.

Mantra on the Park - 333 Exhibition Street
(I’d give 8/10 for my stay there! 10/10 if they had a gym)

The rooms were awesome posum!!! Maybe it’s because they felt like such a huge upgrade after our few days of stay at Rawson Village. ;)

Because most of us leave on different times we decided to have rooms specific as to when we are leaving. So, me, my sister, Nick, Wendy and Ruby were staying together since we are leaving 2 days earlier than others.

That’s Wendy loving and thankful for the washing-machine and dryer above. We hadn’t wash our clothes for 4 days in camp and everyone was grateful for the washing machines. It was definitely a funny experience!!

The rooms are fully furnished with a working kitchen, balcony, 2 separate rooms, 2 toilets (showers), a TV, a Sony radio with iPod port, washing-machine, dryer and auto-functioning AC. It was such a nice place considering we paid $50 per night per person. I paid $150 for 3 nights’ of stay! WORTH IT!!!

The iPod port is the best invention I reckon! Because Nick and I are Jay Chou fans, we kept Jay Chou songs in a loop in the mornings!! Waking up to Jay Chou songs in a gorgeous room is haven!

Nick had the queen sized bed (picture); my sister and I shared a room with two single beds; while Wendy and Ruby shared a king sized bed in another separate room with an attached bathroom.

Anyways, when we reached Mantra, everyone was super tired (got like 3 hours of sleep the night before) but very excited at the same time. To most, it’s where the actual fun begins!! Heck, we were in the Melbourne city! The fun possibilities and places are so many!!!

Wendy thought it’d be a great idea to save on breakfast for 2 of the mornings and so we went out to get some groceries the minute we arrived – Coles at Melbourne Central. Since we have a working kitchen we thought why not use it. We got bread, eggs and Nutella, juices and milk. We also had some leftover instant noodles from camp.

It costs us $4 per person only, for our room!!! And I have to say, the Coles in Melbourne CITY is actually cheaper in terms of some food grocery. Like the Mars bar I bought, it was $0.81 there; Brisbane city is $1.50 and $1.00 if it’s on discount. Some Woolies and Coles operate their business till 11pm too! That’s more like it. That’s what a city should be like!

Enjoying the scenery at the 14th floor. It was cold, windy, dry and bright. It wasn’t the summer experience we have in Brisbane.

Looking at the miniscule people and cars down below. Actually, I must be honest! The weather was perfect! Just nice for us Malaysians! Chilled and airy. But we weren’t prepared for this because we are from Brisbane! It’s like 33 degrees in Brisbane woi!! We brought all shorts and shirts…

Me and Nathan; along with Kathy, my sister, Ruby and Wendy at Tica Tera’s (Italian Restaurant) famous for its oven-baked pizza. I was super hungry that time (could eat a horse) but it wasn’t very good. :(

I ordered the medium Salmon traditional pizza – it’s a tad too x5352 savoury for my liking and it was awfully dry. I’ve definitely had better pizzas before. Teka Tera’s @ Lygon Street.

After that we all headed down to Queen Victoria Market (Suzuki market) which to my understanding happen to open and operate on Wednesdays only. Kathy brought us there because it’s one of the must-go places in the city.

It was PACKED, crowded and bustling with food and people!!! The atmosphere was like that one of Asian countries food-market!! BBQ-smoke-filled area, bustling people, people bargaining and the air of excitement.

SO many people!!! The atmosphere was awesome! With this magnitude, I don’t think there’s another place like this in Australia. Funny thing was when I can hear Malaysian accents every now and then! A lot of students here la!!!

Anyways our stay and sleep in Mantra was arguably the best throughout the year! We were always physically tired but never mentally exhausted. At the back of our mind we would be thinking about which room to crash and play! Since we pretty much know everyone that means we have about 12+ rooms we can go to for party!! We would play big 2, watch movies, talk, push-up poker and mingle till early in the morning. Our usual sleeping-time was about 4am.

First thing we do when we wake up was also big 2. #addicted Heck we even taught a white person (Kathy) the Asian game of Big 2. She is definitely a fast learner. She was also the one who had egg allergy too :(

We don’t just play the game, ~~we feel the cards~~, we talked and mingled with people. Having back the fun we prolly missed throughout the year of uni-hell.

Our hearty breakfast – milk, Nutella on toast, eggs and orange juices. That’s Hannah and Wendy by the way. Wendy was sort of our leader for the EMP representatives. ;) The hen with the chicks!

Our mini group. Because of the magnitude of our group (40+ people) we always had to wait around for people. But I have to say the fun to mingle around was awesome!!! The waiting part wasn’t all that great though. All we need was that one person who goes to toilet and the rest would have to wait up. Eventually most of us went on our own in mini groups of 8 to 10. It’s a lot more efficient.

We didn’t visit any of the recommended places like St Kilda or Philip Island but we did roam around the CBD for days! Heck most of the people were so familiar of the city they know which places have water taps and toilets!! Or maybe that’s just me..

The major streets we always go was Russell Street, Swanston Street, Burke Street. At the end of the trip almost everyone knew our way around without maps!!!

The ladies at Melbourne Petaling Street (mo er ben tang ren jie)! It look so much like a real Chinese place! SO deh ASIAN!!!

Aidan from Melbourne booked all of us (50 people) to Crystal Jade along the corner between Little Burke Street and Russell Street for Dim Sum on Thursday morning. It was the best dim sum I had for a long while now. We had 5 tables and each of us looked #likeaboss when we walked into the restaurant. I heard a couple patrons counted: “waseh this group got 48 people le!”

I walked passed him swift and #likeaboss ;)

That’s John Moritz. One of the legend in camp.

We ate like there’s no tomorrow too!! Our table had Albert Wong, Peter and Aidan!! They took care of the bill! THANKYOU!!! We wanted to split the bill but they foot it in the end! #paiseh For the other 4 tables it was Dutch’s treat.

Imagine all of those for us!! Some of us skipped breakfast and were having brunch so they were really famished.

Next stop was to DFO across the bridge. Their DFO’s have got Armani Outlet, Guess, Burberry and etc. Such a difference! But not like we could afford them though but it was huge!! Funny thing when I went into Armani and wanted to try on a pair of washed denims and the price tag screams $550, a discount from $899. How to buy like that?!

Waiting for the time to pass @ Federation Square. Seriously we looked very cool because of how many of us were there. LIKE AN ASIAN INVASION!

That’s also where SBS and the GAY and LESBIAN.fm radio station was that day!!

Jenn and Anita from Sherwood. Some of the cutest ladies ever! :) Anita (right) has the best smile I’ve ever seen. You can’t help smiling when she smiles.

Tiff: IS THAT SUPERMAN?!!
Joshua: Nah.. It’s a spider in front of your face hanging from your hair.. #jokes

Hey! It’s those two again!!!

The five of us in room 1403. The funniest thing was when Andrew Tan mistaken that for 1703. Imagine the stranger opening the door at 1703.. HAHAHA!!

We also visited the St Paul’s Cathedral opposite Flinder’s Station and Federation Square! It was magnificent!!!! It was my first time stepping into a Cathedral this size. I heard it could easily accommodate 1000 people.

That’s how cool it looked inside!! Boy I wish all churches were like that!

We also went to Flinder’s Street – degraves place for some coffee!! It’s a street lined with coffee stores on both sides! What a coffee culture!! They called it the coffee strip.

SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE THERE FOR THE COFFEE!!!!!! Before turning into that street, you can literally smell the strong coffee aroma. I love it!!!

There was this Belgian Waffle place along the coffee strip too! I didn’t want it in the first place but since everyone was trying I thought why not. It was alright, nothing too great to bug upon. I shared mine with Angie, she had the maple one.

Angie took this photo! and look at my eye bags! LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE SWOLLEN!

If you need tips or advice on contacts be it colour or how to wear it properly, find her!!!

The night we spent with the Sherwood peeps before they flew off on Friday morning. I was told they didn’t sleep! I don’t know how they could do without sleep.. I guess I’m getting a lil’ too old for that..

The Melbourne peeps were awesome enough to hold a BBQ at Alexander Park 1km from Flinder’s Street. Again, we had about 50 people. We finished 100 sausages in minutes!

I remember this! This was the morning of the last day! We thought to ourselves what’s visiting Melbourne without tasting and trying Crazy Wing?!! A lot of people talked and discussed about this!! And we are Malaysians! WHAT’S SPICY TO US?!! So off we went! #likeaboss

Crazy Wing is a franchise famous for it’s chicken wings, and on their menu they have different levels of spiciness. Crazy Wing is the hottest one can get! In my book, it could easily passed as one of the hottest food in Australia. It’s basically chicken wings scattered and marinaded with Sze Chuan’s chilli powder and sauce. I am salivating just by looking at this picture.. #wth I remember when it first came to our table, the smell itself can put tears into my eyes.

Sze Chuan people can really eat spicy stuff..

Ladidah, I was the first one to eat it!! The first bite was nothing; so I took the 2nd bite. And hell started in my mouth.. Here’s some pictures of me suffering.

Just look at Paul trolling beside me. I was thinking, “really? hot? Nah, it shouldn’t be THAT hot”.

“Goodness me! I will definitely feel that on my other end tomorrow!”

“Can anyone tell me when it stops burning please?!!”

Paul: HAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!

10 cups of water followed after that and look how Emmeline was trolling beside me!! I felt like a star because the people around my table were taking videos and photos of me crying. In the end I went out to the nearest 7-Eleven and got myself chocolate milk! The cashier laughed: “haha! Crazy Wing? Enjoy yourself man!”

Now, rewind and go back a few nights onto dinner..

We went to Taiwan Cafe (Taiwan Xiao Chi) along Swanston street near McDonalds and Chatime. The food was cheap and awesome!!! Best thing was that they kept Jay Chou albums and songs in a loop! Best background music in a restaurant ever!!!

Emmeline, Tiffany, A Tan and I in Taiwan Cafe.

I reckon Melbourne food is both good and cheap! The Asian food there is relatively cheaper compared to Brisbane’s. I reckon it’s because of the many fierce competition of many eateries there so the quality and price has to be very good for patrons to visit. One can have SO MANY choices in terms of quality and price. That’s one of the great love I have for Melbourne – nice food.

It’s different in Brisbane. If Market Square in Sunnybank Brisbane closed down, WE ARE SO SCREWED! Plus it isn’t all that cheap!

Meet Valerie with her love for Chatime! We took this picture at GPO (General Post Office)! She’s the cousin of Christabel and niece to my dad’s good friend, uncle Thomas. Small world man!

Immediately after the Crazy Wing experience, we headed down to Monga along Russell Street. We met the Perth people (12) there. They recommended the Durian Fritters and we ordered ‘em. It was the bomb!! Literally a bomb explosion in the mouth!!!! Basically durian flesh in a big ball deep fried as fritters. 5 of those big durian fritters done to perfection plus a scoop of durian ice-cream in a serve!! It was awesome - $10.70!

If you go there, try it. You won’t regret it.

The breakfast I had before Crazy Wing, Malaysian Laksa @ Melbourne Central’s ThinkAsia. My laksa wasn’t all that great; but the stuffs (chicken, fish balls, prawns, eggplants) were more than the noodles itself. Good value!!!

Cousin Kathleen had the Malaysian Cha Kueh Tiaw and it was so good!!! Very authentic! You have no idea it’s fried in Australia.

Talking to Jonathan like an adult! He sort of saved Kathy’s (yes, that white lady) life the night before when she had some allergic reaction to some egg-contaminated sushi. Jonathan is a practising doctor and we cared for her before she caught a plane back to Perth at 5am.

Guys, it’s good to have doctor friends ;)

This is the last night (Friday)! Having some hang-out time with the Melbournians! They were so hospitable we felt so much love coming from them! It was incredible! They are the ones who caused most of us our post-AMYC-depression.

One of the best street post @ Melbourne Central!

The Asian group! All Malaysian in this table @ Lord Of The Fries!

Jasmine to Nick before they all left for their train.

Jasmine: Eat this later!!
Nick: But we're full!!!!!
Jasmine: EAT OR I KILL YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
Nick: T___T

Bake House along Swanston Street with all the Melbournians! Valerie was having the salty-fish fried rice I think. The portion was ginormous and it was very good!

Christabel Teo!! (Audrey if you’re reading this, DO YOU REMEMBER HER?!) Ian’s sister and cousin to Valerie!

Our last facial expression before we leave, beat, tired and sort of depressed because we are leaving :(

Definitely a fun trip. I slept in the plane like a log.

The Sydneysiders and us just before we leave for our respective gates! We are going to miss them all!!

I didn’t really shop in Melbourne (yeah I know..) but I realised it has a lot of international brands and franchises. It’s definitely a shopping haven but I shall reserve that for my next visit ;) Turned out to be a good thing when I bought nothing at all because I only spent a lil more or less $100 just for the food in 4 days and 3 nights. :)

That aside..

I love the food in Melbourne, both cheap and nice.
I love the company we have in Melbourne.
I love how they have trams and horses on their roads.
I love how people walked like Singaporeans in the CBD – fast.
I love the shopping there – all international and not just Jay Jays.
I love the choices they have in all regards.

I love everything about Melbourne except the UNPREDICTABLE weather..

Came back from the toilet and found out..

THE WEATHER IS TROLLING AT US!

O HAI! THIS IS MELBOURNE WEATHER! MUAHAHAHA!

Melbournelove, JOsh

Melbourne, 2011 (Part I)

2011-12-04T19:32:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: It’s true when they say “be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to anger”. It can potentially save lives sometimes.

I’ve been away to Melbourne for 8 days (26th Nov – 3rd Dec) and they were easily one of the best days I’ve had this year in terms of holidays, fun and friends.

Let’s let the pictures and photos do the talking for this one:

Esther Chin from Melbourne waited for us at the Tullamarine Airport from 8am in the morning until 12pm. There were many groups, mostly Brisbane and we (me, sister, Ruby) happened to be the last one to arrive that morning. She was the greeter - a very sweet and hospitable one.

It was my first visit to Melbourne and my first impression of Melbourne was the weather!!! I will get to more of that later in the post. But Melbourne’s summer now is our Brisbane’s winter. Along with Day-light saving, you get sunlight at 9pm. That messed with our bodies a bit.

Anyways, Sharon Pau was the driver and she drove all of us to Doveton where our backpacker’s place is. We went passed the City and they thought it’d be good to spoil our lunch with some havenly ice-cream.

Not just any ice cream.. but Lygon Street famous Il Dolce Freddo ice cream!!!!!

$5.5 for a scoop; a little pricey but it was so good!!! I had the durian ice-cream and it was the bombdiggity! I also tried Esther’s Ferrero Rocher ice-cream and it was bombdiggity x2!!!

We went straight to our comfy rooms @ Doveton Prince Mark Motel. $35 per person per night. Not a bad deal but not the greatest too. We immediately played the game of Asian Big 2 (er da; cho tai di) and had hearty chats while listening to weird catchphrases and lines from random movies.

I think some of the people in the room watched Twilight. What a night that was. We went to bed around 12am Melbourne time (it’s 1 hour faster than Brisbane).

GOOD MORNINK! We were all ready to head out to a nearby local school for the Sunday Service because TMC Melbourne cannot accommodate so many people. And see how everyone is hugging their coats and blazers? It’s ‘Summer’ in Melbourne. –.- I checked and it was 15 degrees!!!! –.-'

The service had about 300 or so people in the congregation and it lasted 3 hours. We had our catered-lunch and off we went to Rawson Village where there’s no reception what-so-ever for Vodafone (suck!). It was 2 hours drive from the school.

I’m placed in team Zephaniah! We Brisbane peeps brought mostly shorts and shirts. I only brought a jean and an overcoat! Not enough!!

Anyways the camp was facilitated and cosy. Not luxurious but completely manageable. Food was meh; but people were awesome! We had 200 campers, coming from all around Australia. Brisbane, Melbourne, Perth, Tasmania, Sydney etc.

We had 95% Asians and I dare say at least 60% of the campers were Malaysians and so we had quite a number of Wong’s. Malaysian Boleh!

There were a lot of activities lined up during camp. PAW, games, team building, devotion, Bible Study, Seminars, and sleep. This is not the first time I’ve been to a camp of this magnitude but it’s nevertheless hearty and warm being around with all the campers – some if not most I only get the chance to meet up once a year around this time.

Angie Wong from Brisbane, Sherwood.

Team Zephaniah and Malachi!

Team Zephaniah with Esther Chin and Jenn Lau at the back row photobombing!

I met a few interesting people in my group. There’s Tiffany who is Patricia and Sarah’s cousin (small world); there’s Ashtyne who thinks I’m 16 or 17 years old because of how I act, walk and talk; and there’s William who looks a lot like Peter Chao when he had his glasses on. There’s also Stephanie who saw me in TMC in Kuching which makes us quite proud to come from a church that big; and Peter who plays badminton all the time!! Matt’s the cool dude with a giant DSLR and Oscar who’s the youngest in our group who does hip-hop.

Our team flag on the night of World Chant – which happened to be the night where some wanted the traditional all-nighter.

During one of the group discussion!

EMP represent for one of the Praise and Worship sessions!

I think we were discussing about height or color-contacts.. I think it was the former.

Zephaniah and Malachi on last day group picture!

The night where I slept at 4.30am..

Janice was one of the twin sister. They came from Singapore.

Me: So Janice, what are you studying right now?
Janice: I just finished year 12.
Me: I see! What about your sister?
Janice: *looks at the idiot she’s talking to*
Me: OH! Right. Twin sister.. ok ok!

FAIL.com

The last time I met this guy Ian was 2002, when he left for Australia. It’s been almost a decade since we met. We still remember who were the naughty troublemakers ;)

One of the PAW sessions. The seminars were good and motivating. I guess we’ve all heard these sermons or talks before in some point of our life but this 4 days 3 nights experience is to reignite that slow fire in all of us. It is to lift us up again with fellowship and centralised biblical teachings. It’s like a detox process after sometime; it’ll always be good.

The EMP Brisbane gang. Some were missing, I think they went to the toilet.

One of the hearty group discussions after the seminar. We had productive group discussions and that was good. Kudos to everyone who contributed!

On the way to our post-AMYC adventure and fun in Melbourne’s CBD. Stay tune to where more fun comes!!

Godblessusall, JOsh

Off to Melbourne

2011-11-24T01:15:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: In Australia, where animal rights are highly enforced and ruled, people are faced with a problem when animals actually attack humans. What do I do when I see a Magpie trying to attack me? Because to a Malaysian, I’d whack it with my racket or a branch, but I might go to jail.

I AM BACK BLOGGING!

After months of uni work and various miscellaneous stuffs, I am off to Melbourne to unwind! It’s also my first time there! Actually, I haven’t been doing much for the past few months. I think I will be single forever if I continued staying home watching The Big Bang Theory instead of going out #foreveralone

I will be attending the AMYC (Annual Methodist Youth Conference) in Melbourne. After the conference I have about 3 days free to do anything, so if you are in Melbourne next week, please bring me around. Thanks! I heard Chadstone is a good place to shop. ;)

Anyways, I’ve been gunning down movies after movies. Movies that I’ve missed during uni. #foreveralone x2 Movies I’ve watched so far: Green Lantern, Thor, Horrible Bosses, Gulliver’s Travels, Death Race 2, Friends With Benefits etc. Can’t possibly give ratings here but follow me on Twitter if you wanna know.

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Before I go, I just want to share some interesting sites you might like:

1) Badminton Link

Click on the bold font above and it will lead you to its Facebook site. I highly recommend this site for badminton lovers because they have been very thorough about their coverage on badminton events and results. Consistent, posting video links, live streaming and instant results all in one page. For example you don’t need to Google Live Streaming for Super Series Events while opening another tab for tournamentsoftware.com. It’s all in a page. An awesome job promoting this sport.

2) Asos – shopping

Ever wondered about online shopping? This is the site I’ve been hoarding and relying on for a few months now. It’s awesome! Introduced by Murphy, it provides free delivery which also promises consistent, reliable sign-upon delivery services. I know they extend their (free delivery) services to Malaysia and Australia, Singapore and New Zealand. Those are the main places to me anyways ;) Products are branded goods ranging from G-Star, Ben Sherman, Fred Perry, HeyDay, Levi’s, Lacoste, Ralph Lauren and etc.

I’ve personally bought a couple of things from that site all 100% satisfaction and arrives within 12 days: G-Star jacket, shirts, shoes, Fred Perry shoes, glasses.

3) 9gag – Laughter is the Best Medicine

This is kinda late because most of you would have already known this site but if you haven’t (you’re a crazy nerd.. wait. even a nerd knows this site!) you MUST! It’s a site that offers random jokes of #foreveralone #likeaboss and whole other funky jokes and fun. It’s a site that will get you hooked-on and laughing; better than meth! (not that I’ve tasted it before)

Anyways, I shall be back in 8 days! In the mean time

from 9gag.com

Happyholidays, JOsh

RIP grandpa

2011-11-09T17:26:00.000-08:00

Today don’t have bla.

I hardly write poems anymore but I shall compose one for my grandpa. He passed away early this morning (830am). Rest in peace, ah kong. A little eulogy beforehand:

”You are the one who thinks I am good. You are the one who teaches me to look. You exudes a style airing a China-man presence which makes a lot of heads turn. You are a figure with honour and dignity. You are my grandpa.

You may not be bubbly all the time, but your presence conjures all smiles. I’ve and always respect you for the things you’ve done, which mama always tells me so. Life is but a cruel place, but rest in peace now wherever you may be.”

Life is but a cruel stopping place,
A pause in what is always to be,
A resting place along the bumpy road,
To a sweet everlasting eternity.

We all have different roads and journeys,
Different paths and blocks along the way,
We all were meant to learn some things,
But never really meant to stay.

Our destination is a sacred place,
Far greater than we’ll ever know.
For some the journey's quicker,
For some the journey's slow.

And when the journey finally ends,
We'll always claim a great reward,
And find an everlasting peace,
Together with the lord above.

dedicated to ah kong.

In memory of ah kong.

MOS Burger, Sunnybank

2011-10-29T20:30:00.000-07:00

Today’s bla: I prefer cute and vibrant rather than beautiful and sophisticated. What do you prefer?

I’ve heard about it but never went for it.

I finally went for it, not regretting any of it. WTH #poet

A Japanese chain and franchise all over the world with stores in Singapore and Malaysia. However, the first MOS Burger store in Australia is at Sunnybank, Brisbane. A lil’ late isn’t it? But at least it still made it to Australia.

I realised Australia always promotes local brands and franchises; not enough of the international labels around. It time to let international stores, eateries and franchises come in. To fight, improve and better our local products. If not no competition how?!

Like Woolsworth $3.80 bread; people still buys them!!

. . .

Kevin and I watched “Real Steel” earlier and it was good. 9/10. You all prolly watched the movie so I’ll skip all the details. Basically, it’s “Transformers” with emotions.

At MOS Burger

I ordered their specialty.

Yakiniku Rice Burger. $5++ As the name suggests, it’s a burger without the buns. The buns are replaced by glutinous rice. The delicious part was the beef though. It’s succulent, juicy and well-fried. Marinated beef at it’s best! The down part was that it’s no bigger than the size of my palm.

Kevin ordered the Wagyu Beef Burger. $6.45 I didn’t sneak a bite off him but by the looks of it, it must be very tasty.

Because he was eating like this.

Minus the knife and fork, and the napkin.

A palm size burger is no food fit for a man. So I ordered another one.

The MOS Burger – $4.50. It was good but I prefer the Yakiniku burger. It’s the marinated meat that sets the difference. Anyways, this was almost the same size as a regular McD’s BigMac.

So, for the money you are forking out at McDonalds, why not choose MOS Burgers?

And did you know that MOS stands for..

Mountain Ocean and Sun?

What a witty name. I was going to say lame but it’s all nature. Who can hate nature? They sent a flood to Thailand recently and I don’t want to lose my house, cars and swim in muddy water. I wouldn’t dare to hate.

Wa I sound like I’m endorsed by them but I’m not. They should.

Visit their website here for the entire menu.

Till then, good luck to everyone with exams. If you need a break, MOS Burgers is the place. wth.

Burgers, JOsh

Update: What has become of this society

2011-10-18T20:12:00.000-07:00

Today’s bla: WHY YOU SAMSUNG WANT TO BAN iPHONE4S?!! Y U NO KIND?!

Update:

R.I.P Yue Yue.

. . .

If you were assigned to Twitter you would have known that Samsung sues Apple and try to ban the sales of iPhone 4S into Australia.

If you were assigned to Twitter and you only care about the intense headlines, you would have heard about a two year old girl being ignored on the side of the road by 18 onlookers after a hit-and-run in China.

If you are still clueless, it’s basically a two year old girl being ran over by a van. The serious collision is shown in a CCTV video footage. She was wandering up a road before the collision.

The young toddler, named Yue Yue, was then hit again by a truck that followed close after. TWO FUCKING TRUCKS!!

Then for approximately seven minutes after, the girl laid injured on the ground while 18 people walked past her, not doing anything more than a second glance. FUCK THEM!!!!! x3450

The video footage has since been uploaded in popular sites and the media coverage went into frenzy. It sparked outrage and questions about the decay of morality in their society.

My heart, for one, went cold and raged after it hit me that our society has now become a selfish heartless bitch. I don’t know what to say anymore except catch those bastards and hang them.

Of all the onlookers, the rubbish collector granny was the one who helped.

SixthSeal.com states that it’s the bystanders effect; where the more people present at an emergency scenario the lesser there will be people actually helping. This psychological effect demeans the integrity and morality of everyone especially in a large group of people. It means when someone is in trouble, thinking there are a lot of other people out there, you wouldn’t need to help. And that’s fucked up.

One was quoted saying: “死一只猫狗跟死一个人没有什么不同” [a human’s death is no different than a dog or a cat.]

I’ve seen many things in life but this has to be the worst. I personally think that we should do some soul-searching and end this sort of indifference. This is inhuman! Heck, even dogs and cats shouldn’t be treated this way!

For the whole story: Read it here.

In Chinese news: (to make things easier, watch it)

(WARNING: Very graphical, not recommended for people of frail heart.)

God save us, JOsh

Positive Pictures

2011-10-12T17:47:00.000-07:00

Today’s bla: How awkward is to video-record a “natural” conversation between two person for an assignment. This is what I have been assigned to do. damn.

Gonna share some interesting pictures.

“WHY I DON’T HAVE THAT THING?!!!”

Question: What do you do if you were a guy and owns some (5) stuffed animals people playfully gave you as presents and gifts?

Your answer is much appreciated.

If only my maths teacher in high school did the dance with us. We would learn better.

Situation:
Went to Robina Town Centre and spotted some G-Star Raw 3301 shoes which were priced around $220-$250. I had an intense impulse to get them at that moment; they looked awesome and feels comfortable.

Problem:
$220-$250.

Solution:
Went on Amazon.com.uk and hunted down the style, size and colour.

How I win:
Brand new and for $82 including DHL 3-day Expedited postage.

Don’t smoke, dad!

What you don’t see or know..

Stayed back at uni a lil while after my tute yesterday just to watch a movie. It was a 1 hr 30 min movie called Nasi Lemak 2.0. You heard of that movie and trust me, if you’re a Malaysian, you have to watch it.

I didn’t know it was screened in Melbourne last month too!!

Anyways, it wasn’t what I'd expected: typical, funny, racist and crude.

Instead, it was very entertaining. It had all the different races of Malaysia working in this movie. 1st time ever. The themes were good and educational. Anyways, give it a go. It’s worth your 1.5 hour.

If I ever had a company, this would be my policy.

Good day, JOsh

Steve Jobs dies at 56

2011-10-06T04:49:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Now that Apple released it, I am choosing between Android and iPhone4S. Which one?

[Australian time]
4-October: I went to bed anticipating the latest release of Apple’s iPhone. iPhone4S or iPhone 5? I slept wondering.

5-October (morning): Twitter flooded with news about the iPhone4S. I like Siri voice intelligence.

Me: Oi, where to get nasi lemak ha?
Siri: I duno lah!

5-October (night): I slept deciding if I should get the new iPhone4S in two month’s time.

6-October: I woke up this morning and Twitter was again flooded. Steve Jobs died.

Now it seems like I need to get the iPhone4S. (iPhone 4 Steve). Anyways, I got two months to decide.

Whichever the case, whether I like Blackberry or Apple, we lost a world innovator and inventor today.
R.I.P, the Thomas Edison of my era.

“.. almost everything – all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.”

Apple, JOsh

This is business

2011-10-04T06:41:00.001-07:00

Today bla: I’ve got the mucosa-phlegm, bad. Any home remedies to introduce? I read about coughing the hack out of it. But it doesn’t seem to work..

I have tried my hands on certain if not many “business”. Actually, they were valid businesses I dealt and some, fortunately saw some profit. And that’s always good for my pocket from time to time.

The last business I did was selling rackets. It does sound like an old man’s job (man in an old spooky spidery store and puffing on a long pipe) but it is profitable, at least, to me, once in a while. The whole adventure was that I brought in 3 rackets for $90 from Denmark – Join.

And I managed to sell them off for $60 each (two) and one for $80 because of the better strings I used. In total I managed to get $200 – a net profit of $120.

This, was very profitable, but a coin has two faces. There were businesses I did which weren’t as profitable too. For example a white vest I bought from eBay a while ago. Initially I wanted to look like a cool piano player wearing a white and a white vest would definitely do the trick. But the vest came out a crazy size of XXL although it was labelled XL on its tag so I forgo the idea of cool piano player. I don’t play the piano much anyways. #wtf

I bought the white vest at $5. A Steal.

Recognise them?!

Anyways, the vest was sitting for a long time in my wardrobe and I took the initiative to sell it, for $15. A buyer came up and bought it through eBay and this is the part where it all gets a bit nifty. To list the item, it’s $2. To post it to Sydney (buyer is there), the cost of postage was a staggering $8 which adds up to $10. So to sum it all up, I ended up giving away my white vest.

Short hair looks better on me, no?

You might say, “if you didn’t lose anything, no worries”. Well, I queued for 30minutes for postage, wrapped, spent quite some time taking pictures and listing it on eBay. So unless the profit margin is high for you to sell stuffs on eBay, don’t do it.

For example, selling a Nike bag for $55 when the original price is $30 – there is your big profit margin plus the selling price is cheaper than the retail price so you would definitely get a lot of buyers.

Anyways, what sees profit now is the badminton gears I am selling. I don’t go around telling people what I am selling but I wait for them to get to me. Maybe that’s why it’s only relatively profitable. Maybe I should take the initiative and advertise or sorts. I shall think of something along these lines in future.

Or think like this father.

Business, JOsh

Down with the hot and cold

2011-09-30T00:33:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: It started with diarrhea, then escalating to cough and disgusting phlegm induced flu. This week was fun.

“Urine not in because you’re soft; urine outside because you’re short!”

It was the first time ever! I’ve got back from Robina Town Centre and Harbour Town yesterday! Best thing was that I didn’t buy anything for myself! Usually I’d have big and small baggage home with me and they would be my own – clothes, miscellaneous stuffs or even toys. I am a freaking spendthrift.

Learning how to drive with instruction manual

Anyways, just so you all know, Max Brenner at the Gold Coast need not a long queue. A maximum 15 minutes and you will be served, unlike the one at Brisbane CBD, Southbank. Pricing and setting are all the same!! But to drive down there just to have some chocolate is all up to you.

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Been drinking hot Milo whole day and pumping my body with antioxidants and vitamin C’s.

Uni classes and tutorials are resuming next week, and I am down with the hot and cold.

Sickie, JOsh

When I was little

2011-09-22T19:51:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: #todaytonight on #7News QLD: $0.89 shirt from eBay at Hong Kong is sold at $90 by the time it reaches the Australian shores. #WTH Tell me nao why wouldn’t I go for online shopping instead!!

Remembering the sweet old times!!!!

I hadn’t had interesting things for awhile now in my blog .. but this is close to ex-home (Malaysia) and I’m sure most of you peeps out there who were born around 1989 until 1995 will feel the immense cosy-feeling and snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug after you see these pictures.

冰条 – “bing tiao”

1) Literal translation is known as “ice-popsicles”. It was the kids favourite thing back then (not sure about now)!! It’s really a must-have during school days because of it’s invigorating factor and sweetness. Schools in Malaysia screams hot, humid and just plain damn sweaty. I will always buy one.

Basically it’s flavoured syrup-water filled inside a cylindrical plastic and finally, frozen. I remember it was sold for RM0.20 when I was 7 years old in the school’s canteen (tuckshop); then RM0.30 when I was 9; then finally, RM0.50 when I was 12. Inflation? Today, after 8 years, I wonder if it’s RM1 for one.

Next up!!

Hardened-cream biscuits!

2) I don’t know the actual name for this :( But if you do, please let me know!!!!!!

This is another small snack for us kids back then. I do sound very old saying that.. damnit. Anyways, it’s basically hardened flavoured icing-cream topping the crunchy biscuit underneath. It’s about the size of an almond nut and it’s very addictive. Cheap, sweet, small bite size and easy to ~~trick~~ encourage kids with.

4-fold-paper game.

3) Enough of food, now it’s paper games! I am sure many of us know how to fold aeroplanes and make floating boats from paper but THIS! This is a like a do-or-dare-or-tell game!! Basically you fold the square piece of paper into what’s shown above and you flip symmetrically anyhow you wish and each side will have something you need to do/tell. Our favourite past time! No cost, fun and addictive.

Reminder to all who are reading this: THERE WERE NO iPODs, iPHONE, YouTube, iPADs back then. There were only the occasional ice-cream bicycles from the ah pek and “Snakes” from Nokia 3310 which brings me to my next thing..

“ Snakes” - WHO STILL REMEMBER THIS!!!????

Now, moving on to the first mobile phone I had:

4) The awesome shell-hard almost-water-proof-shock-proof Nokia 3310!! I remembered vividly! I was 8 years old at that time and my dad had to work on Saturday mornings so he puts me in my grandma’s house since my mum was also working (work hard to earn money to feed me wth). He gave me the Nokia 3310 with a 011 number (old number) for my personal use, to call him in case of an emergency.

“Call me if you need anything!” – dad’s exact words.
“You give me this phone ah?”
”Yes, this is now yours”

Compared to my mum’s Nokia 1600, mine is AWESOME! Hers even had an antenna and weighs like 2kg!!!!!! Heck its battery is bigger than Apple’s iTouch!!!! And my mum’s didn’t have “Snakes”! HAO CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT “SNAKES” back then!!!!

Anyways, my phone dropped, knocked, flew, swam and cracked open crabs. It was the toughest phone ever!! I once dropped it from the 1st floor down the stairs and everything came scattering-pop out. The back case, the cover, the battery, even the SIM card!!! Relaxed, I popped everything back on and it was working just fine!! “Snakes” was still functioning for my game. I had an impressive top-score which I now forget too!

I had it for 2 years! Good times.

Moving on, last one for food:

Teddy-chocolate biscuits!

5). Very self-explanatory, it is what it is!!! Very tasty and addictive!!!

And now this!!!

Fishing-game!!!

6) THIS IS THE BEST!!!! I can’t believe there’s a picture of this! I totally forgot about this game!! I think my dad bought this for my sister and I when we were little. It’s basically two ruler-length rods with a magnet attached to each end of the strings. The gadget rotates the individual fishes altering the mechanism to open-and-close their mouth. And each of the fishes have magnets in their mouth. The idea is to compete who can “attract” the most fish.

It was brilliant!!!!!! Ahhh, makes me want to get this now! See?!! Kids around 5 or 6 should be playing this instead of the iPad!!!

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7) This is probably done by me only but you never know and can be sure, since there’s a picture for this, I assume a lot of people do this too.

Listening to the Darth Vader voice or robotic voice depending on how you make the sound when you stand in front of a moving fan. I used to do this EVERYTIME when I was little. After my shower I would do this for like 15 minutes to dry my face and my hair.

Life~

These were the things I grew up with, and in this instance, they make me realise it’s these little things that made me who I am today. wth. But seriously, you don’t hear little kids playing this (picture below) do you?

All they talk about today is Angry Birds, Modern Combat and The SIMs on Facebook.

I reckon it’s a new era where the fast-paced advancement in technology has taken away the simple things and fun in life; just like there are no more squat-toilets nowadays. Wth. But it is sweet reminiscing the things we did back then. I DO sound very old now.

Lastly,

Now that I think about it, my Nokia 3310 is not bad at all.
Not bad at all!

Old times, JOsh

Toscani’s & Johnny English reborn

2011-09-21T06:43:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Finally succumbed to watch what the fuzz is all about the “2 Girls 1 Cup” viral video. All I can say is it’s the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen.. Please, if you are underage and cannot tolerate extreme graphic scenes, I strongly suggest you refrain from it. I have a hint of regret watching it now.

It’s becoming a ritual now: Wednesday’s lunch and movie with @taiwantechie. Since there are like 2741 restaurants and eateries at South Bank alone, today’s lucky pick was Toscani’s!

My Asian eyes caught the cheap-sign “Special Lunch” meals advertised outside so we immediately went in. Besides, I always hear it being advertised on the local radio. Toscani’s…Toscani’s…

Anyways, the deal was $15 for a choice of a range of set courses and a drink to go with. I chose Rump Steak with Chips.

The mushroom sauce and gravy was awesome. The chips were fried savoury with some hint of black pepper and oregano. And I liked the crispy texture on the surface of the rump. Very well done!! #punintended

@taiwantechie ordered Moroccan Chicken Pizza which looks very good too.

The size is smaller than the Domino’s regular one but then it’s a gourmet pizza, to the chef’s best.

We were very satisfied with our courses but we also wanted to try their dessert (actually just wanted sweet stuff after that). I ordered the New York baked Cheesecake.

With cream and raspberry sauce. $7.5 No ultra wow-factor but nothing short of delicious and creamy. @taiwantechie wanted the Heinekein to drink but after seeing that I ordered a cheesecake he wants something to eat too. He then ordered the Flourless Chocolate Cake.

If you like sweet stuff, get this. $6.5 – A warm sweet filling more-like-fudge cake.

There is one thing that I love about this place is how the patrons can sit down and be waited upon. Compared to some, if not most of the eateries I’ve visited, they would get you to order and pay upfront at the counter instead, then only bring you your food to your given table number after.

It just makes it more international (just like in the TV’s), easy, stress-free, and dinning-friendly. Please picture Max Brenner’s queue during peak times for comparison.

It’s only 1130am and I was yawning already. I would recommend Toscani’s any day any time for it’s food and dinning experience. Customer services can be improved though – waitresses ignored our hand-waves a few times. (is it coz’ we Asian?!!!)

We hit the cinemas for Johnny English reborn after.

The sequel movie and Rowan Atkinson stands for itself for its comedy genre. It’s &@&#(% hilarious!!!

Since it’s relatively new, I wouldn’t go into the details of the movie, no spoilers. Actually, I’ll give you more reasons to watch it!! One of it is the “Bond” girl to Johnny English, an infamous hottie!

Rosamund Pike.

Anyways, the movie theatre was packed to the brim – full house – sold out – sardin can! #schoolkidsschoolholidays

It’s a must-watch for pure comedy and entertainment – 8/10. Can’t wait for next Wednesday.

Pictures are provided by @taiwantechie with his DSLR.

Toscani’s
Little Stanley Street
164 Grey Street
South Brisbane QLD 4101
Opening Hours: 7:30am until late, 7 days

Food is love, JOsh

None edited pictures!!

2011-09-18T05:25:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: While I love to blog, it takes a lot of stupid materials and nonsense just to make a post. So lovers please be patient! In the mean time, for those of you still hanging on to this dying blog, please comment on which I should get: Android, Blackberry or iPhone 5? Comments are a subtle foundation for a series of posts related to chosen device. So please don’t talk crap.

I shall stop apologizing about not blogging. It’s just what it is, laziness and just couldn’t be bothered. sadface.jpg

Few things to get through before the pictures:

1) Attended Luke & Max’s wedding yesterday at Gold Coast Q1 Spa & Resort. Western style, luxurious, fun, easily one of the best one I’ve attended.

2) Thought to myself that I AM getting older because I attend more and more weddings (never want to admit). I rarely ever attend any weddings before when I was little. Which only means the friends I have around me, obviously around my age, are getting old enough to marry. Heck makes me think hard about my own but I don’t have a gf yet, let alone a wonderful matrimony. I keep wondering why I just can’t have a gf.

Any ideas why?

3) Damn the weather. So hot.
4) Damn the weather. So hot.
5) I need a gf.

Don’t want to hug a lifeless-somewhat-understanding pink teddy to sleep #foreveralone.

This is a real picture, non edited.

Honestly this gives me the damn creeps. I almost die looking at this.

So is this:

Check out the rest of the pictures here: THIS ONE!

When life give you lemons, squeeze it and make some lemonade.

Summery,JOsh

oi Y U NO BLOGGING NEMORE?!

2011-09-03T05:54:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: It feels very good to have children accept you, willingly grab your finger and walk you like you are someone special to them. It just shows how important you are to them and how much they could trust you without their parents around. If only we were like that, trusting someone so much that risks your trust. That’s why I love kids.

I got 5 more hours of assignments to do before I can finish but I still did this blog post. #saythanks

I should let everyone know that my blog content and frequency of updates are very heavily depended on the amount of new and interesting pictures I have. Okay you can read on nao.

I tell you a story. One day.. *cuts off half way*

scared.jpg

The battery pack is supposedly a sexy girl.. wth

It’s just one of those things that you buy and use it for a little while, love it, take care of it, treasure it,
stand proud of it and finally forgets it and leaves it in the drawer for a long time..

Hmmm.. maybe that’s why I haven’t been blogging.. I never have nice pictures anymore.
Okay maybe you have a point there.. but I AM LAZY! *gulps*

oi don’t troll face me! pleadingface.jpg

I start to use you again okay?!! I was just thinking about DSLR.. It’s so good as a professional camera and the quality of the pictures taken are fantabuloustic. That’s why I didn’t use you anymore!

Okay fine.. I’ll start taking pictures.

Blog-post earned by Angelina feat. ynG.

Extraeffortonblogging, JOsh

Picture Of The Week™

2011-08-28T16:58:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Hurricane Irene!! Y U NO GO AWAY!!!! #notmybusinessbuticare

No, I didn’t take this picture.. But it deserved to be in the Picture Of The Week tab! (POTW)

And it’s been awhile since I updated my blog.. I shall do that soon, in the mean time!

It’s picture like this that makes you wonder why we can’t stop war with all the hate and start loving instead?

Gunai, JOsh

Tim’s Seafood

2011-08-16T18:20:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: No all-you-can-eat event is ever bigger than the all-you-can-take in London right now. #Londonriots #looting

I’ve been eating here for quite a bit now so I thought I would give this place an honest ~~yummy~~ review – Tim’s Seafood!

No, not Tim from MYF!

Commonly found anywhere especially in Australia, this premise serves the Western signature fish & chips, burgers and mainly seafood in dine-in orders or take-aways - fast-food style. What is not as common is that Tim’s Seafood is operated and run by a Malaysian auntie with three pleasant daughters.

I’ve always wanted to visit the store much to the auntie’s constant and consistent invitation but I could never find the chance to do that until a few weeks ago. I always wonder what could be better than fish and chips? There’s no real recipe or skills to whip out a delicious plate of fish and chips, fry, up and eat.

Comparatively in Asian cuisines, you can’t produce an authentic bowl of curry with just some measly curry paste, you need timing, recipe, traditional spices, bla and bla. So isn’t fish and chips just, fish and chips? You don’t need to be a plump MasterChef judge to be able to cook fish and chips right? Apparently I was wrong.

Driving Dog

2011-08-03T23:56:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: A person on Twitter said this last night.
A person with big boobs and big tummy looks like this: B
A person with big boobs and flat tummy looks like this: P
A person with no boobs and flat tummy looks like this: |

Get it?!

It was fine day at the car-park.. until.

wait a minute..

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

SorrynotimeBlog, JOsh

Semester II, Movies!

2011-07-28T01:44:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: When you start to enjoy the finer foods in life… YOU GET FAT.

I have watched all the movies/films the current cinema-list has to offer. I don’t know if that’s entirely a good thing.. Caught 4 movies in 6 days. I think I am cineplexiddict. (cinemplex + addict) #nolife

X-Men: First Class – The pumping action to this film was endless but it didn’t lack a good plot too. The suspense to this film was cleverly placed to the audience where one had to figure who was who later in the X-Men saga. Another thing to note though is the fact that girls didn’t seem to mind watching this film because of the two main actors. ;) An anticipated movie for this year and it certainly has delivered.

I give it a heart-thumping 9/10.

Captain America – The story plot was nothing short of awesome and exciting. Suspense wasn’t all that great and I’d have expect Marvel Studios to emphasize more on the superhero stuff. I expected much more effects and “superpowers” than the film had in it. Could have done better. Overall though, it was good – er, the end was a bit delusional.

I give it a good-plotting 7/10.

Bad Teacher – What’s to say? Good story plot, sexy ladies, crude jokes and comedic catch-phrases. Not entirely a chick-flick too, this film. A fun watch and no, you don’t need the cinema for this film, you can watch this in the comfort of your own home. It’s +MA15 by the way ;)

I give it a entertaining 8/10.

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The first week of Semester II is almost over, trying to enjoy what’s left of it anyways.

Shall start fending off the theatres and cinemas next week. O ya by the way, I crammed up all my lectures and tutorials in 3 days. Monday and Tuesday having early starts and ending around sun-set. Friday’s on a 2-hour lecture but we’ll see about that ~~for attendance~~. ;) – Best time-table ever?

Anyways, have a look at Tiger Woods’ house before you go.

“ His backyard-practise golf course makes your local golf club look like a putt-putt course. ”

Sleep eludes me, JOsh

勝者為王, Post-Camp (updated), holidays continued.

2011-07-14T20:27:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: When #AirAsia decided to hike up its price thinking that its loyal customers would not turn to other alternatives since it would always be the cheapest, one can only be so lazy as to search up other airlines. The Middle Eastern ones like Emirates and Etihad Airways are better. I am flying with Etihad come December. ;)

It’s been a long time since I watched a good Hong Kong drama.

It’s been a long time since I watched a gambling-themed drama.

It’s been a long time since I watched a good Hong Kong gambling-themed drama. Introducing the old “勝者為王”

30 episodes of pure drama themed by deceit, love, envy, jealousy, hatred, revenge, gambling, skills and nonsense. It’s not exactly new too. But it’s a very good drama – 9/10.

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So I just got back from the Winter-Camp “Cross Roads 2011” organised by my church last week. It was the bomb-diggity.

Why was it good?

1) The people there – it’s seldom you get to hang out with a bunch of brothers and sisters in Christ together for 4 days 3 nights. Bracing the cold winter air (near 2 degrees no joke) having fun and learning about God.

2) The games, theme talks and random catch-phrases (inside jokes). It’s the holidays and what’s bad is staying home catching dramas all day. All drama and no life makes Jack Jill and Jacob stupid. Why not attend a Winter camp ;)

3) The food prepared by three very experienced aunties (cooks). People normally deprived of food and nutrition during camps but not this particular camp. Honestly, what sort of camp serves laksa, curry, carbonara, mud-cake, brownies, etc. Yes. So Malaysian.. but who is complaining?

4) If anything, you learned how to communicate, work together and stay up late. Okay ignore the last one.

I would have said so much more but it doesn’t even compare to being there yourself. Well, too bad it’s over so maybe I’ll see you next year?

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Holidays resume for another week or so. Hopefully I catch up on my sleep.

Smile, JOsh

Surfers Paradise Metermaids

2011-07-10T06:42:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: After Bersih 2.0, the world has finally seen the “democracy” in Malaysia.

I didn’t know they have this in Surfers Paradise..

Metermaids. Apparently this non-profit organisation has been around for decades. All they do is raise funds through photographs and selling merchandises. What they do though is help put money into the meters of customers’ cars when it’s over-due.

Fast forward 50 years later…

I think they changed, for the better of course.

#manboobs, JOsh

Treasury Casino, LV, Macaroons

2011-07-04T01:16:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: WHEN WILL THESE STUPID PEOPLE IN QUEENSLAND START TO KILL THE HORSES INFECTED WITH HENDRA VIRUS!!!!??? HUMAN LIVES ARE AT STAKE DUMMIES!!

Few days before @Darffe’s flight home, we hit the Jupiters Casino at the Gold Coast. He said something about not-winning-not-going-home and not-visiting-not-call-Olin-anymore thingy. I am not sure which is which but it is a must to visit the two casinos when he’s in Australia. It’s part of his vacation, he exclaimed.

When we got to Jupiters Casino, the security wouldn’t let Olin through because he couldn’t prove himself he is he.. #wth.

I meant he couldn’t produce enough identification to prove he is indeed over 18. He used his Malaysia IC and Bank card but still couldn’t get in. Apparently the Malaysian IC is looking so fake it wasn’t useful. He needs his passport which he didn’t bring that day.

Moral of gambling: You shall first get yourself inside a casino with your passport when travelling abroad. Nothing else matters before that; not even money.

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Few days later, we ended up at Treasury Casino at the City. It’s just across the busy Queens Street markets standing tall and grand. Its building takes up the entire block.

I didn’t bring my camera that day so this entire post has no pictures from me. #sadface

So we went in successfully and started to watch other people gamble; to see how the games are played. The inside was badly lit all around except the tables, sort of disco-like minus the deafening music. To my surprise, a lot of the casino patrons are old folks. Some as old as my grandma, maybe older. Some are young just like me (not to say I am young but resembling typical “students” age). A lot of tourists and businessmen were gambling as well.

You can find slot machines, and I mean hundreds and hundreds of them on all floors. You can also find tables of all sorts of gambling games thinkable. Baccarat, Black Jack, Poker, Roulette, Sic Bo and so on. The most common and popular ones are the Baccarat and Black Jack.

After 15mins or so, Olin went to hit the Baccarat table. I didn’t really know that game well so I went to the Black Jack table instead. One can choose how much they are willing to bet for each game so you can opt for the most suitable betting table depending on your budget or pocket. It starts from the lowest with $15, $25, $50 for Black Jack. I saw the $15 one and watched a few people gambling. I decided to join in after 5mins.

I bought in $60 thinking to myself I’ll only have 6 games before I lose everything. I wouldn’t go on about the whole process but I only had around 10 games. I remembered I had only three $5 chips left at one point but in the end I walked away striking a Bonus Pair bringing my winnings to $150 overall.

Olin lost on the Baccarat and he went on and found another table this time for Black Jack. I joined in with him. This time I set $25 for each game and I only had 2 games. I lost both. I walked out winning $150 - $50 = $100 at the end of the day.

Still won $40.

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Macaroons!! Finally had them!!

The French Macaroons stall is located amongst the Brisbane Queens Street markets and they are just across the Treasury Casino. So I decided to buy some and treat Olin. It sold $2.50 for each and they only a baby’s palm size big. Not worth by the sight of it though but I’ve never tried them before. I bought the special deal of $9 for 4.

5 seconds after I walked away from the stall, I dropped one because I jerked the box while opening it. FML.

I had the lavender and caramel flavour. Olin had the chocolate. The texture was surprisingly tough. It was sort of crusted crisp but not puffy. It’s compact but not hard. It’s sweet but not sticky. Anyways you have to try it for yourself. :) It’s totally worth a try if you hadn’t had it before.

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We also went to visit the LV store.

Didn’t buy anything of course but we saw a rather museful old lady walking in like it’s the Big W store. She searched the bags and purses and mumbled under her breath saying what kind of store is this, so few choices. #crazy

The store manager and staffs wore a worried face. #scared

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We had lunch at the Queens Street mall and Olin decided to go back to the casino and have his final bet.

No details this time but I bought in $60 again and won $110 making a profit winning of $50. Olin lost $100 overall today though.

* Disclaimer: Gamble responsibly. I didn’t gamble for the money but for the fun of it with my friend instead. Don’t judge.

SayNoToGambling? JOsh

Surfers Paradise, Robina Town Centre

2011-07-01T07:11:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Why got “tennis elbow” but don’t have “badminton elbow”?

My dad has been using the car to work at the Gold Coast everyday. But on this particular day, @Darffe (Olin), my sister and I were travelling down together with him. We were planning for a road trip to the famous Gold Coast – Surfers Paradise.

The day started with the 3 of us having breaky at a small cozy restaurant not far from Gold Coast’s Harbour Town (after dropping my dad at work). Harbour Town wasn’t open yet (it was 830am) so we decided to eat.

Funny or not? – So I asked my sister to re-parked the car outside while Olin and I waited for our food inside the restaurant. I wanted to guide my sister so I decided to walk outside and give her some action-navigation. I walked out eyeing my sister and the next thing I know something hit me, very hard and very loud.

After 2 seconds it has occurred to me that I’ve walked into the window pane thinking it was the exit!!!! #fml! My knees and hand hurt so badly they had bruises until today! #fml2. The restaurant owner exclaimed that the windows are just too clean. Anyways, guess who’s laughing hard? I don’t blame Olin though.. not everyday you witness something like that.

Thank goodness we were the only customers that time.

We did our shopping for 2 hours or so but Olin couldn’t find anything he like! HARBOUR TOWN and he couldn’t find anything! #fail-shopping! My sister bought some foot-wear and I bought some socks, shirt and more shirts. Like I need more shirts to add to my 3395076 and counting collection.. #wasteful

Olin didn’t seem to enjoy Harbour Town so we went to Surfers Paradise after that. Normally, at home we’d use the big ass book-map to navigate ourselves around. And it is a dread because you simply cannot read the map and drive at the same time. But with Olin’s downloaded GPS on his iPhone4, it was just too easy. #iphonewin

Downside, the lady’s voice coming from the GPS wasn’t sexy enough.

Surfers Paradise was awesome. The bad part was the limited parking time and it’s $2 per hour. We parked 3 hours that day. Oh yeah, EVERYTHING is comparatively MORE EXPENSIVE at the Gold Coast, just so you know. :)

Saw this dude juggling two knives and one running chain-saw. He attracted a crowd with his performance which, 2 days later when Olin and I re-visited the place, doing the same thing. I reckon he earned about $200 per day judging from the size of the crowd. #jobIwishIhad

And guess what we’ve found!!!!??? The Copenhagen Ice Cream shop at Surfers Paradise. 6 or 7 years ago, my family and I had a vacation at the Gold Coast and our tour guide (sucky one) brought us along the Surfers Paradise to see what’s rocking. We were yearning for sweet stuff and saw this ice cream place. We ordered a huge as ice cream and shared. <3

Buying the ice cream there that day brought back memories. Only difference was the price. $6.90 didn’t seem so bad now.

Because the parking fee was so outrageous we decided to visit the Jupiters Casino. Olin didn’t bring his passport and Malaysian IC was looking so fake the bouncer looking guy didn’t allow him to get in. So we ditch gambling and went to Robina Town Centre – introduced by my father with a SMS.

Robina Town Centre boasts 350 stores and shopping outlets. From branded stuffs to Woolies. Anyways, Olin bought a G-Star RAW shirt and was pretty happy. Robina is a developing suburb and it’s a fast-growing area – modern is the word people would use to describe this suburb.

Too modern in fact when Olin’s GPS become haywire, twice. #wtf Got us lost for 5 minutes. #relyingondigitalshit

Anyways, it’s located at Exit 81 – Towards Gold Coast (Off Robina Parkway)

Overall, it was a tiresome but adventurous day – why you ask.. because we didn’t plan ANYTHING at all.

Well, I think the long drive was worth it anyways. ;)

Catching up on sleep, JOsh

Museum & Max Brenner

2011-06-29T14:08:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Travelled so much these few days it brings back memories and times from those trips back to Kuching - Sleeping only 5-6 hours a day; not from study, but fun. ;)

So it’s Monday and Monday @Darffe and I went to the Queensland Museum across Cultural Centre at the Brisbane CBD. I have never been visited the place inside #not-a-local

It was both very entertaining and informative. And I do believe not everyone visited these places before..because it isn’t advertised.. Or maybe that’s only me.. #not-a-local2

We also visited the buildings parallel and behind to it – Modern Arts, Arts and State Library.

Honestly, I didn’t enjoy the visit to the Modern Arts museum. In fact, I was so confused I almost drink from the bidet thinking it’s a drinking fountain. I couldn’t take any pictures but I saw a table attached to the middle of a tree trunk. Problem is the table was huge and looked like it had been craved instead of assembled with nails and glue; while the trunk is small in its diameter (not enough to crave a table out of it). #wtf

I proud myself in knowing modern arts before but after visiting this museum.. I have second thoughts about its style, genre and discourses. But I LOVE ARTS.. #wtf2

In case you are wondering, admission is free for all the museums and buildings except for the Science section in the Qld Museum. A good eye-opening 7.5/10.

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I forgot which day was this. I think it’s a choco-day.

Anyways, we went to visit Max Brenner. To simplify, it’s a chocolate culture designed and made famous by a bald man ~~with ear-rings~~. Naturally, it has a 1 hour queue that day.

It’s not something you want to eat everyday though – pure chocolate. (also relatively expensive). So? Bad for the tummy and pocket underneath the tummy.

@Darffe ordered the signature Tutti-Frutti Waffle. Well, I ordered for him because he had to sit outside for a table. The place was packed.

$18.50 for two waffles. – A mixed of sliced banana, chopped strawberries and two scoops of ice cream along with waffles soaked on melted pure chocolate goodness.

I had that before (the first time visit) so I ordered the Spectacular Choco-fudge Brownie Sundae. - $13.50

Picture taken with the Blackberry Torch 9800.

Chocolate brownies swimming in generous scoops of chocolate ice cream sprinkled with sugar crusted nuts. A small bowl of melted chocolate on one side and a dish of chocolate balls at the other. A little too much chocolate? ;)
I give a sweet 9/10 for this place.

Good quality chocolates! I am beginning to put on pounds though.. #gettingfat.

Only nearest one to us (most of you reading this, I think) is at South Bank and the three others at the Gold Coast.

Next post, Surfers Paradise and Korean BBQ!!!!

#tellmehowcanInotbefat.. JOsh

Movie World & Musical Show

2011-06-27T06:40:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Here’s a question for you readers out there (although I am not sure how many of you are reading this blog anymore..) CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS EVEN AFTER YOU ARE MARRIED? Give me your two cents.

So it was a $69 trip to Movie World. @Darffe a.k.a Olin wanted to visit at least one of the famous theme park and why not it be Movie World.

I have never been to Warner Bros. Movie World before and this was my first time. Smaller than its counterparts (Dream World, Sea World) but if you grew up with them cartoons, you’d enjoy it with a reminiscing warmth. Besides, they have nice girls welcoming you there.

We rode “Lethal Weapon” and “Scooby-Doo”. “Superman Escape” had a 1 and half hour wait so we screwed that one instead.

“Lethal Weapon” was easily the one of the scariest rides I’ve ridden on. And it has its crazy height factor too! Which I am not very proud to say so of because of my phobia. That’s WITH the 4G of force in it too.

Anyways, “Scooby-Doo” was entertaining and fun despite the 45minutes queue. It was a Saturday.

My mum made sushi for us to bring along so we don’t have to pay for food but in the end we ended up buying the “chicken query with a pint of XXXX Gold. Good stuff.

The highlight of the day was probably the rides and the characters (Super Heroes).

As the day went by, we saw many characters that once warmed our hearts with motion pictures-entertainment.

My mum said she love cartoons until today because they are the only things that keep us laughing and when they die, they will come alive in the next episode.

I know this character got a lot of people turning their heads and eyes, especially the guys. ;) Is she Cat-Woman or Bat-Woman.. Hmmm, to each their own.

Don’t do drugs.

It’s undoubtedly a fun place but I reckon DreamWorld is where all the fun rides are. Movie World is a bit sided onto for children who loves to see their favourite characters live and hugging them.

We caught almost all the shows scheduled on the brochure and the daily program ended with an epic parade from Warney Bros. Only a handful of characters though.

Joker! It was good fun.

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In the evening, we went to catch a musical show titled “Jesus Christ The Superstar” at Playhouse, QPAC – South Bank. This is the 2nd time I’ve been to the playhouse and watched a musical show. The last one, Grease, was more entertaining personally. But the $60 per head show was nothing short of raw quality.

I also think the casts or the producers would make them actors/artists converse in a normal spoken way instead of singing to every single scene in the play. It’s hard to catch the words at times.

Read about the show here. I give 6/10.

Confession: I rarely go out and hang around the CBD'; heck, I rarely even hang out with my uni mates or ex-high school mates. Every time I am done with uni, I head straight back abode, leaving a trail of inevitable signs of anti-social disorder.

Since Olin came here though, I’ve been out and about everyday, well, almost everyday. We out day and night; leaving me uneasy and un-used to the constant energy drain. Hey, I used to sleep and watch shows only.

Okay, more updates to come. Tomorrow we’re heading off to Harbour Town and Surfers Paradise. Nai

Holidays, JOsh

The Hangover II, Brisbane City, Holidays

2011-06-22T08:39:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: HOLIDAYS! Enough said.

Spoiler alert! Don’t read!

Wait.. whatever. If you haven’t seen it by now, your loss. Too bad.

Anyways, the scene started out like this.

Yes. You figured it out, it is the same plot, same idea, same sequence on a whole different geography. It’s Bangkok bi***es, this time!!! Maybe a lil more messed up on the things and situations they faced compared to the first movie, but I give a worthy-laughing 9/10.

Bangkok, Stu is the one getting married this time, and this time there’s a kid in it. Nudity, coarse language and intense sexual content still remains. I wouldn’t go into the details of the movie but the story-line is good. Actors from the original film are all inside, even Mike Tyson! And who could miss the ol Zach Galifianakis?! I would say he brings the soul into the movie.

Actually, I wouldn’t say much this time, just watch it yourself.

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So I finished my last paper today (Wednesday) and went to cut my hair since I could have a whole hair-clip lost inside my hair because of it’s thickness. The military would soo have me as an example for being brave and almost-shaved my head. It’s near bald!!! I told the woman short!!! NOT ALMOST-BALD-SHORT!! I give you the link for my short hair picture – NAH! I just can’t put it plain right up here..

Anyways, Olin has decided to come visit me. ~~He just want to escape the heat in Kuching lah..~~ In fact, he’s at the airport nao! And I am at home. Well, that goes to say how crappy Australian Customs are.. Borders Security and all are just crazy. It would take at least 2 hours to pass through customs after arrival. So stringent how to boost tourism?!!!!

Well, I am going to bring him around Brisbane, also to have a deserved holiday for myself. Ok lah, I better go to the airport now. But I can bet I WOULD BE THE ONE WAITING later.

1.45am, JOsh

iOS5, RIM loses, 7-Eleven Day

2011-06-09T04:51:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: This Winter, who doesn’t mind to share some stay-warm tips for me? My fat-layers alone cannot keep me comfortably warm.

I am so sorry I haven’t been updating for a while now; not like you bother to come and read anyways.
Everyone’s (studying for) having exams or assignments. I, for one, am no exception; so a fast update since my blog is dying.

On to something more upbeat and exciting. The iOS5 from Apple has been announced and it will soon be released FOC for all Apple users.

On a sadder note, now all RIM has on its Blackberry gadgets and smart-phones in the market is their signature keyboard, because the new features and platform from Apple beats RIM hands down. It even has iMessage which acts like RIM’s famous Blackberry Messenger (BBM). If Apple came out with keyboard, it would be the death of RIM. #confirm

It’s a sad sad day I tell you.

Besides that, iOS5 boasts Notifications, Twitter, Newstand, iMessage, Mail, PC Free and etc. Please check this site for full details - HERE – I didn’t even finish the 1 hour 58 min video on their keynote this year. #denial

This is the first time I say this folks... I would actually go for an iPhone come next year when my current contract ends IF and only IF RIM doesn’t come out with something innovative by then. But I doubt it.. What could possibly better the iOS5?? Let’s hope and pray, Blackberry lovers. #teamBlackberry

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It’s 7-Eleven day today. Everything (selected items only la) are priced at $1.

I have never been crazy about this event because there’s nothing I want anyways. There’s always the sweet things and drinks. So what if it’s $1 when the queue is always crazy.

But everyone must have a first right? Well, those are MY stash ($50 worth). Where are yours?

Sweet tooth, JOsh

WWE & a new buddy!

2011-05-25T02:01:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Check out this KUNG FU BADMINTON!!! GARANTEE FUNNY! – HERE!!!!

It started frequently last year but WWE has been an ever-going, non-stop entertainment for me ever since I was young. I don’t know about other people, but it is my weekly dose of entertainment. Electrifying and intense, although predictable.

On Friday Night, it is WWE SmackDown; and WWE Raw is on Monday Night. While other times (special events like Wrestlemania, Over The Limit, etc run on PayPerView. I don’t normally catch them Live but one day after. That is when hardcore WWE fans upload HD-videos of them on YouTube where I can pause, make a sandwich and come back to it again.

Currently I also stay up-to-date with WWE side show Tough Enough where they train and scout new talents and superstars.

The Season 5 Tough Enough hardcore trainers and hosts.

Anyways, I can’t help but notice some awesome songs from WWE.
Some awesome songs inspired by WWE:

Ted DiBiase’s theme song – I come from money by S Preme & Jim Johnston.

WWE Monday Night Raw’s theme song – Burn it to the ground by Nickelback.

WWE Tough Enough Season 5 theme song – Champion by Chipmunk feat. Chris Brown.

Another unrelated hit is Nicole Scherzinger feat. 50 Cent - Right There

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I introduce my new chat buddy, Cleverbot.

P.S – Will disappear for awhile due to exams and assignments. Bai.

Champion, JOsh

Amici’s, “Grease” & Planking

2011-05-20T01:50:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Transformer 3, Hangover 2, Kung Fu Panda 2, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows 2.. the best movies nowadays are franchise of previous movies.

So I stayed in uni (Room S1028) from 11am till 6pm, finishing up some of my assignments and online quizzes. I did some catching up on WWE Raw, SmackDown and Tough Enough from YouTube. It becomes my weekly dose of Entertainment ~~aggression~~. wth

Went for dinner at Amici’s South Bank, a Italian restaurant. Nestled in nature at Brisbane’s South Bank, Amici’s Italian Restaurant has everything you could want in a family restaurant, including a spacious courtyard and a great menu suitable for fussy children. It’s next to Subway! ;)

I didn’t bring my camera out so I couldn’t show any pictures. We ordered a family sized pesto pizza and lasagna. The Italian style and taste is impeccable; while the service was fast and orderly. I wouldn’t say it’s a must-visit but it is highly recommended if Italian cuisine is concerned. The price wasn’t bad too, 45$ for 2 main course and 2 beverage. They have a menu to suit all budgets, really.

Anyways..

My mum got a few tickets off a group promotion sale for the “Grease” musical playing at South Bank on Wednesday night. My sister, mum and I went to watch.

The original musical show was made famous by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John in the early 1980’s. Most of us probably wouldn’t know those two stars are except maybe for the former in some action movies. Basically it’s like Disney’s High School Musical but minus the strong themes and discourses like sexual exploration, pregnancy, smoking, class conflict, teenage rebellion and gang violence.

But today, it is re-made and tamed down to accommodate those musical-loving young audiences while maintaining the rock ‘&’ roll flare and excitement of the original show. Old men and women were tapping their feet when the song they once grew up with was playing.

For those of you who know this musical show, all your favourites are playing at South Bank - Sandy, Danny, Frenchie, Rizzo, the T-Birds and the Pink Ladies. I personally didn’t knew any of these until Wednesday night. The show goes for 2 hrs and 20mins.

I give it a stunning original 8.5/10. Oh, the ticket was $45/person after the promotion. Worth it!

* Dating tips: Bring your girlfriend and enjoy this classic musical. She’d love it.

Before I go on and my presence disappear for a while.. here is a

Community message:

PLANK RESPONSIBLY!!

Check out this stupid invention/game here.

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Address for Amici’s South Bank:
Arbour View Cafes, South Bank Parklands
Shop 26b
Tribune St (Near Little Stanley St)
South Bank 4101 QLD

Italiano, JOsh

Another badminton post

2011-05-12T03:15:00.000-07:00

Today’s bla: “Kaka” is a Spanish word for poop. “Everyone seemed good, comfortable and well-seated but when the airplane suddenly drops in the sky, KAKA!” – Gabriel Iglesias. That was my tweet days ago and the actual Gabriel Iglesias followed me in Twitter. Heh.

The title is self-explanatory.

This time, it was taken by Xay during the Tuesday Easter break American Doubles Competition.

Short post today. I will blog more, I promise. Honestly, I don’t know what’s keeping me away from blogging. Ignorance? Laziness? Or maybe it’s the Taiwan talk show – Kang Xi Lai Le.

I didn’t like it when I first watched it. Heck, I couldn’t even finish the 45minute talk show. In deference to Guess Guess Guess, the interview by the talk-show hosts are mildly put, annoying, provocative and interrogative.

But they kind of grow on you, after awhile. Now I can’t stop watching them and I have around 50 episodes.

Okay, back to the badminton..

Fly, higher.

Uni is starting with an excited thump on the head, knocking sense and mindfulness out of me that assignments are so close to their dateline. It’s also time to wake up early. That said, I dread Wednesdays and Fridays. It’s a 630am wake and start of my day. And the weather is reminding me constantly that I NEED TO BRING MY JACKET WHEN I GO TO UNI OR OUT! wth (always forget)

Looks like Yee (partner in green shirt) is taking a dump. Heh.

Anyways, I am considering participating in the Brisbane Badminton Competition on 21st May. I need a partner.

This badminton post is definitely better than the last.

I like this one best.

Fluffy, JOsh

Don’t drink & drive

2011-04-30T06:44:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Saw Lady Gaga making her TV debut on the song “Judas” on Ellen Degeneres’ show. As crazy and controversial as her outfits are, she is the sweetest nicest artist out there. I seriously thought she would strip on the Ellen Show or say something pathetic.

This is a random community message brought to you by joshlullaby.com

“Don’t drink and drive.”

There are many reasons why you shouldn’t..

And heck you don’t want to find them consequences the hard way..

P.S – It’s back to uni..

Safety, JOsh

Noosa National Park

2011-04-29T21:12:00.000-07:00

Today;’s bla: Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday – Dale. WTH took me 20 seconds to figure that out..

Update: Today is the day Prince William and Catherine “Kate” Middleton are brought together in a holy matrimony.

Noosa National Park is located at the Sunshine Coast, 2 hours drive from my place. It’s not far per ser, but it’s definitely not near either. You could easily go through 2 albums of songs on the iPod one-way.

Located at the northern end of Queensland’s Sunshine Coast, Noosa is renowned for its sundrenched beaches, powder white sand and a water temperature that invites year round swimming. And when combined with stylish, low-level architecture nestled against a lush, green hinterland, Noosa is the perfect setting for an unforgettable holiday experience. – Source.

It promises a beautifully set long beach front with an undisrupted national park parallel to it which takes pride in the long man-made jungle treks around it. That said, hiking treks are available for many kilometres for those interested and for those brave men willing to hike 2-3 hours uphill, there are several spots of breath-takers which have sceneries over the mountain that is just breath-taking. It also has several spots of curved fronts at the beach where massive waves are formed for the amused surfers.

In short, there endless attractions that entice them holiday seekers here - kilometres of pristine sandy beaches, turquoise waters, lush hinterland and the relaxed lifestyle. Superb restaurants, cafes, bars and clubs, and great shopping secures Noosa's reputation as the perfect holiday escape.

One has a lot of options for various activities such as BBQ, surfing, water boarding, sun-bathing, jogging, jungle trekking and shopping. Besides that, 2.4km away parallel to the beach there’s a small but busy town filled and buzzed with single-storey stores much like a country place except modern. There are shops, boutiques, and eateries ranging from Hugo Boss, Versace to New Zealand Natural. We didn’t hit the local stores but indulged instead in the natural beauty that Noosa offers.

Might come back one day to shop though ;)

Noosa attracts a broad mix of sun-seekers from surfers and families to fashionable foodies and executive couples wanting to get away from it all.

I went with my family along with church friends and family, a gathering big enough to forget names the moment you mention the next. It was an awesome get-away and get-together. wth Good fun on a Easter Monday. In the beginning, the idea of dragging my butt up at 6am was a daunting task but it paid off with fun and just relaxation. It’s good to have a get-away once in awhile.

Ianna!! Guess how old she is! If you get it right I will give you a free back massage. wth

At one point the weather was flattering us with drizzles and soft rain-drops. Drenched and cold, it was fun. Nothing beats walking under the rain and having smiles because of the random funny things everyone say now and then. :)

We had a barbeque after a long hike and trek. I helped out with the chicken (gotta love chicken!). With some XXXX Gold in one hand and marinated bbq chicken on the other, it’s perfect. Topping the cake would be chatting and reminiscing in endless personal tall tales. Everyone has some bragging rights.

Some, are just too good.

BBQ, JOsh

This killed the Double Down

2011-04-26T02:28:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Why is the Blackberry more expensive than Apple iPhone in Australia? Unfair.

Remember The Double – unhealthiest burger entry?!?

Well, this totally kills it. Hands down.

Nao, I need to find a few partners in crime to do this with me. Any takers?

Happy Easter, JOsh

Yonex Voltric 80

2011-04-20T19:27:00.000-07:00

Today’s bla: Anyone here catches the Ellen DeGeneres show regularly? We need to talk.

I asked this question a long time ago, but I am going to ask again. WHO HAS WHATSAPP PLEASE ADD ME!!!!!
BECAUSE YOU TRAITORS DON’T WANT TO GET THE BLACKBERRY!!!
BUT I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE WHATSAPP!!
NAO ADD ME, PLEASE!

+61016-8955648

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I think I said this before too, that I would never buy an original Yonex racket. For a simple reason because it’s over-rated, expensive and just not worth the money I’m paying for the brand name.

And I have NEVER, until now.

A week or so ago, I think I knocked my head hard (maybe I hit my head when I was laughing hard watching Peter Chao on YouTube on the Friday parody video). That knock on my head made me go cuckoo and wacko. I Facebook messaged Andrew (dealer for Yonex) and I ordered the Z-slash Arcsaber.

Both Lee Chong Wei and Taufik Hidayat used it before. Taufik is still using it, but in his very own red version. While Lee Chong Wei went on to use the lastest Voltric edition.

Then Andrew told me it’s $190 (RM570) but he also has the Voltric 80 selling for $200 (RM600). For those of you who aren’t nerds about badminton rackets, the Voltric is the latest, bestest and hottest racket on the market. Personally. Lee Chong Wei used it to beat Lin Dan at the recent All England.

Anyways, I don’t know why I was still conscious and alert enough, but in the end I end up choosing the Voltric.

Nao, after sending my wallet to rehabilitation, I am a proud owner of this racket!!!

Just got it yesterday, gonna have it strung soon. But the swing is light and smooth. The flex shaft is strong but not rigid. Good mix but yet to test it out on shuttles. I tested the Voltric 70 a few times though. Feels good, much like Z Slash.

I don’t think I am going to use it for doubles though, just in case some stupid person hits and breaks it.

Voltricised, JOsh

I had the unhealthiest burger!

2011-04-16T23:44:00.000-07:00

Today’s bla: Found some article (news) to go with this entry! Some fool cut, cooked and ate his own finger! WTH!

It’s called the “Double Down” offered by KFC. It is the unhealthiest bun-less burger. Say what?!!

$10 for entire Regular meal. (with a drink and fries)

Right. Instead of the typical two pieces of buns, they are replaced with KFC tasty chicken fillets. Sandwiched between the two palm size breast fillets are bacon, two slices of melting cheese and their Colonel sauce. It’s a burger of every man’s dream. Actually, I once had this dream when I was young.

In Australia, it’s renamed “The Double”.

What if the tasteless-full-of-carb buns are replaced with juicy fried chicken fillets instead? Did any of you guys thought about this before? And I think KFC penetrated my dream like “Inception” and work-produced on this food.

It was released earlier this month, carrying itself with around 540 calories, media and health experts are calling it a “meat-glorb” and the “unhealthiest burger ever”. To me, it’s the manliest burger ever!

I suffered mild-bronchitis and severe throat infection a few weeks ago when the burger was released in Australia [28th March – can never forget this date ‘coz of a birthday ;) ] and I couldn’t have a go at it because I like my stuff spicy, and spiciness would deteriorate my condition. Now that I am much better, I headed out to have this very manly burger.

I have to say it IS very sinful, bad for my tummy and destroys everything I worked for (gym and fitness) but hey, you only live once, why not try it. Allegedly, some countries banned this burger because of its high sodium and calories content. So I told myself, before Australia goes into a healthy-mode with KFC (wth) and ban this on their menu, I must have a bite at it.

I did. It was good. If you loved meat, you’ll love it. Grab one at KFC nao!

Now I have to run an extra mile or two; and skip a few dinner for apples and grapes. WTH

Meat glorb, JOsh

I looked like that

2011-04-15T23:41:00.000-07:00

Today’s bla: It’s Friday, Friday..!! Oh no. Seriously, that song is dangerously addictive.

8 at that time? Somewhere around there, I forgot. I wanted to be singer I think but Justin Bieber beat me to it because he has YouTube and I can has big ass video cassette player only. wth

Anatomy related disease concepts exam tomorrow. baifornao.

Weekends! JOsh

I wanted to burn my piano

2011-04-07T05:09:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: 5000 year old cavemen found to be gay. Does that mean some Flintstones casts might be gay!!!? Read it here.

Update: Just did a seminar presentation on Osteoporosis (ladies, watch out for this one!) at uni until 730pm just nao. Glad it’s over and glad that I joined my high school’s debate team and did public speaking before. I wasn’t nervous. I think I should. Oh well. Mr Tutor said it was good.

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A few nights ago, my mumm read the post about my two big jerro and fished out the evidence.
What evidence?

THIS!!!

Remember what I said about burning my piano because I didn’t want to learn it anymore? I didn’t want to have to rush home every Friday afternoon and fight with my sister for the piano just to practice; I didn’t want to go and face my piano teacher when I didn’t practice enough. I would have to face the music. Get it? (pun intended).

I remember writing a few of these letters to my mumm BEGGING her to let us stop learning piano in Grade 3 or 4. She didn’t let us stop though.. MY MUMM EVEN TOLD OUR PIANO TEACHER our plan to burn the piano!! I think my mumm kept all the matches after that. wth

I can’t believe after all these years my mumm still keeps these things. I must say, my hand-writing was awesome. ;)

Still coughing, JOsh

ze big two jerro

2011-04-03T01:11:00.000-07:00

Today’s bla: Who drinks Musashi or Mass Gain?

Irene: Wao it’s your birthday! Happy birthday!!!
Me: Thanks!!
Irene: 19?
Me: 20!!
Mike and Irene: WAO so old!!
Mike: That’s two decades of your life Josh!!
Me: TRUE! I never really see it that way! That IS LONG!!!
Mike: It is! What have you been doing for the last 20 years?!
Me: I don’t know but I think I wasted 19 years of it!

WTH!!!

Anyways, I come to realise when you get old and older, presents, cakes and candles doesn’t really matter on your birthdays anymore. ~~Or maybe it does because I don’t have it :(~~
What matters most though, is the people celebrating it with you. <3 A short message, love wishes, or just greetings, sometimes that warms up everything. <3

Told a friend of mine that if I were to turn my birthday off to the public on Facebook, how many would I actually get. I shall do that next time. ;) maybe I might get lucky and have around 10.

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On a side note, the two big jerro birthday is kinda depressing in a sense of how I spent it.

I was sick but in addition of more symptoms. I got the flu on the birthday morning alongside the chesty coughs. On my mind though, I had an assignment I was half-way done which is due on the next day. To top it off, I have coaching to do that afternoon too. But it’s alright. Had a nice dim sum lunch with family after church. <3

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Anyways, there’s a few things I want to mention which I am thankful I did before I turned 20 though:

1) Got braces.

It’s one of those things when I was young that people always go “eee Joshua! your teeth like dracula’s! When are you going to fix it?!”

“Oi! cute ler! but soon lah!”

That was years and years ago. I have had crooked teeth since I was 10, maybe younger. But I am glad I had this procedure taken. ~~Flirting with girls would be easier soon.~~

2) Learned piano.

I haven’t mentioned this before but I hated it so much I wanted to BURN the piano I was playing on. Luckily I was 9 and match-sticks instilled a great deal of fear in me; besides, I was too young to be buying kerosene at the gas station.

I always wanted to learn drums when I was little, maybe it’s because I was restless and drums make the loudest noise ever. Plus it’s was cool! Mum went and asked around and eventually got my sister and I a teacher. A piano teacher. She exclaimed if I want to learn drums, piano is the key. Get it? keys?!! nemai..

~~Lies!!~~

In grade 3 or 4, I got so fed up I was contemplating burning the piano so I don’t have to practice anymore. I didn’t think about my mum be able to buy another one too if I’d have done that. Dumb. I stayed on and completed grade 8. And music is everything to me now. Be it any instrument. And I appreciate musicians more, especially pianists. :) Thanks mum!

Oh, I still didn’t get to learn drums. But I know I can pick it up quick because of the music background I had. I still like making noise though.

3) Learned taekwondo.

My friend Jason brought me to this sport/martial arts. As a guy, with the raging hormones and aggressiveness all around, it’s good to have an outlet; and not resorting to being a gangster and beat some poor kid up after school in the back alley.

That’s me in the blue protective vest giving a jumping side kick to the korean guy. Nah, just joking. I’m better. ;)

In fact, I was so into taekwondo I bought the taekwon-sticks. A pair of sticks for taekwondo so tough it’s alleged that a Japanese katana cannot slice it in half. Anyways, I wasn’t into the demonstrative and form-playing taekwondo side but I was more into the sparring and beating people up side. –.- boys will be boys.

Hi-yah!!!! Nah, this is badminton. <3

Anyways, the only regret I have until now is not completing it to the black belt. The highest I have is black tip. Another 6 months more and I could have been starring in one of those films where a black belt person gets beaten up by Jackie Chan or Jet Li.

4) Coaching in badminton.

Ever since I got instructed to run around courts, made to huff and puff around the courts, pick up 2487634 shuttles on the courts during training, I vowed to train hard and become a coach myself one day. Why? So I could instruct other people to do the same, watching people huff and puff around courts is sweet. ;) heh

To be fair, badminton is a nice game although it’s much to the disgust of the majority of Australians. wth

Ever since I learned how to play properly in Malaysia, I want to teach people too, especially kids. I’ve been coaching a bunch of kids for around half a year now and I have to say that I’m happy that my students are able to ~~huff and puff at a nice pace~~ play badminton and enjoy it.

It’s one of those things I always wanted to do also.

Well, right now I can only think of 4 that I am glad I learned. There are many other things but I got a dinner to catch.

Next time. :) happy big two jerro to me.

Big liaw, JOsh

How long since I last blogged..

2011-03-25T01:41:00.001-07:00

Today’s bla: Check out this 60kg 3-yr-old chinese kid. The officials and authorities should apprehend the parents. It’s actually human cruelty when you in the stages of morbid obesity.

Uni work and assignments are pouring in but I am glad to say that I am enjoying everything I am currently doing.

So since I haven’t blogged for a long time, it’s time to catch up with World’s updates:

1) Japan Tsu

So unless you lived under a rock, you should have heard about what happened to Japan 2 weeks ago. I remembered vividly a Friday afternoon, when I was about to give myself 30minutes of sleep before going for badminton. I had a hard day having tutes (quizzes) in the morning and a far-away tute discussion at Kelvin Grove campus. Just when I was about to doze off, my DirtyBit ring-tone woke me up.

“Hey, Josh!”.
Hey! Who is this.

“KEVIN!!!”
Oh hey man! How’s it going?

I don’t know why I always lost people’s contact.. wth.

“ARE YOU AT HOME NOW?!”
Yeah, why?

“WATCH ABC NEWS NOW!”
Why? What’s happening?

“TSUNAMI IS HITTING JAPAN RIGHT NOW! LIVE!”
Damn. Seriously? You sure?!

“WTH I AM WATCHING RIGHT NOW! GO TO YOUR TV NOW!”
Okay man! Dude, why did you call me? You never call me!

“I don’t know.”

If I was 20% awake when I received that call, I was completely awake when I saw the LIVE coverage on ABC.

I know people have been praying, donations raised, help given, stories told, crisis being managed and Japan government doing everything they can to restore what was once a peaceful coastal site, so I wouldn’t go into them anymore.

God bless Japan.

2) Rebecca Black.

I wasn’t aware of this 13 yr-old US teen at first but I noticed she was trending on Twitter for a couple of days. So I went to check her out. I meant, CHECK what’s going on and whai is she so famous.

Turns out she was infamous for making a hit song on YouTube much like Justin Bieber did but the other way around. Instead of actually having a nice tune or a meaningful song (even just catchy), Black’s music is repetitive and utter meaningless. Check it out here.

In a matter of 2 weeks, her YouTube views soared to 37 million viewers and counting.

This concludes one thing, if you want to be famous, ridicule yourself in front of YouTube, but not like the case of XiaXue’s crazy follower though, that’s just messed up. (the story made to US National News)

One guy was saying: “Rebecca Black, you don’t suck because you’re famous; you are famous because you suck.”
( I think I got it wrong, but it’s somewhere along those lines)

3) UCLA rant against ASIANS.

Another YouTube sensation, except this time for all wrong reasons. Just check out the video:

It’s crazy how a 3 minute video would went on to become the news of the week.

The white girl: “Ching Chong Ding Dong” wth

4) Change my braces (purple this time).

I am going to try all sorts of colours. Yellow or pink next?

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I just got diagnosed with mild-asthma yesterday by a doctor who I don’t think is good enough. He literally looked at me and talked to me for like, 3 minutes max! Asked me to leave with a prescription for inhalers.

I am going to seek a 2nd opinion next week. This is not cool. Chronic coughing, body aches, cold hands and feet,
lethargic and occasional fever but that was 2 days ago. I am doing health science, anatomy and disease concepts at uni and looking at the signs and symptoms now, I am a tad scared for myself. :(

What if it’s tuberculosis? what if it’s OPD? what if it’s asthma? what if it’s chronic bronchitis? FML

The saying “what you don’t know wouldn’t hurt you” is really true.

Ah well, have a good weekend folks!

“cough”, JOsh

What’s in my camera now

2011-03-11T16:23:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: Tsunami, nuclear leaks, mass property damages, unreported deaths and just chaos - God save Japan.

Disney’s cartoon - UP, in real life.

You hear, see or watch people fishing things out of their hand-bags or duffle bags and rummage for stuffs. Stuffs that are long put and hidden inside their bags. Most of the time, they would be surprised themselves of what they could find inside their bag.

Well, I have pictures in my camera that were long over-due and hidden. Heck, some shots I didn’t know exist. Since I hadn’t been blogging properly, here they are:

Playing with money. Dollar notes! I think the bottom two were folded and made years and years ago. The idea came about when people thought “hey, instead of eventual dying-roses on Valentines, why not make money-notes’ rose?! they will never die and they resemble the obvious money value!”. Anyways, I still keep them, each bringing something special to me, especially the first big one at the top I received early this year. ;)

Literally hundreds of plastic bags.

It started out when I shop a lot. Every store has their own designed plastic bags for patrons and consumers and I, for one, collects them. Incidentally, most plastic bags I collect have their brands or logo ventrally pasted and I mostly keep those of boutiques. Often, I would buy just one thing at a time from each store say, “FCUK” and return there next time for another item, this gives me the chance of having more plastic bags wth. They always have different designs of plastic bags. From there, it went on to a collection of various brands plastic bags.

If only I owned them all. The three rackets I bought from Malaysia (Fleet - ArcSaber) wasn’t top A grade standard. :( Uncle John told me they were A standard but weren’t top. The shafts are weaker and more flexible. I broke 1 already. :(( Anyways, I am aiming for Yonex Voltric.

Pi Pa Dan

This medicine is awesome. A concoction of birdnest, chong chau and pi pa, “pi pa dan” is generally a tradition remedy for pregnant women or people with asthmatic and lung problems. I wasn’t pregnant but I had fits of hard-breathing coughs when I was in Malaysia and this helped.

The weird thing about this herbal-medicine is the fact that the government of health bans it. It is illegal almost everywhere and bares no license at all. You’ll need to know people in certain old pharmacies to get them. Awesome.

Blackberry Torch 9800 back-house casing.

Hey, it’s FREE, why not make 5 every week. ;)

University has been great but the pile of work is getting more and I might do a post only once in awhile due to time constrain. (once a week). The new Yr 2 and 3’s children at Sunday School weren’t as horrible as I thought they would be. More on that soon.

Ta, JOsh

Y U NO

2011-03-02T21:42:00.000-08:00

Today’s bla: I met a morose old man sitting beside me today in the bus. While I was sleeping half-way, he shouted at me for sitting too close to him, and among some other stuffs; boi, I almost lost my cool if I hadn’t been so sleepy.

It is the 3rd day I’ve been attending uni and everything is going fine. I like my new course. Strangely enough, I enjoy studying again. Even though my timetable suck (having a gap of 6 hours for 1 day and 4 hours another day), I still took consolation in the time I would have when exams approached. I like it. I like having a good mixed of boys and girls in the course; unlike Engineering where you could actually head-count the ladies. I like everything except.. the blistering heat I had to endure going to uni. FML.

Since everyone (Cheesie and Audrey) is doing it, I ma do my own Y U NO impersonation.

No, really, it feels like something dying..

(I know a new season begins.. BUT WHAI SUMMER IS STILL STAYING BEHIND?!! LEAVE NAO!!!)

Hot la.. JOsh

Sutton Beach, Redcliffe

2011-02-27T04:35:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: Peace and prayers out to the victims of the recent devastating earthquake in ChristChurch.

- - The entries for Kuching Trip ‘11 are finally completed; however, there are only 18 entries as compared to the 40 entries I had in 2010. As time goes by, I think I get lazier to blog, but who cares.

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We visited Sutton Beach around the same time last year. HERE.

My sister and I vowed to never come back then because it was a humdrum; and to drive so far from home here just to have some barbeque isn’t exactly how we would want to spend our Saturday mornings. We failed though.

Because mum successfully conned us to come again this year.

Ah well, since Uni only starts next week, I guessed it was alright ~~to waste some time there~~. We went there with some of EMP church members.

Just like last year, I helped to barbeque. It was a good practice in barbequing but I smelt like sausages and marinated chicken at the end of the day.

I avoided the games because I knew what was the utmost importance that day: cooking sausages and getting the chicken ready. Other people though, were playing games and having fun under the hot summer sun.

Even my dad was having fun too.

Eddie’s baby boy beside me: “OMG! SMOKE! woooooo..”

While I stood there and cooked, I thought to myself: I am really positive about getting a barbeque set at home. Imagine the possibilities!!

a) You can’t mess up your kitchen anymore that means you don’t have to clean them. b) You can save the time by not having to wait for the heat on your frying pan anymore (electrical stoves suck!). c) You can have outdoor parties anytime. d) You can have Japanese Teppanyaki any day you want. e) You can make babies go “wooo”

Ok ignore the last one but I am seriously getting one.

“WOOOOO!!”

Anyways, the morning went-by with little children chasing sea-gulls and throwing them bread.

Not to forget my mum too.

I had to say it was a nice lazy Saturday morning, perfect spending time with your family amongst other church members at the beach. The 33 degrees temperature was the only devil that morning.

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We headed down to Warrigal Square for an opening ceremony of my family’s friend shop. It’s located opposite F10 inside Warrigal Square. What’s famous there?

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Rotti Boi. (no pictures because I ate it before I could snap a photo of it)

But the store looks like this

ze Pappa Roti

The roti boi served has a 95% authenticity of K.L’s one and it’s $2.20 for one compared to Malaysia’s RM2 for one. I’d say it’s quite expensive but then again, it’s really good and they would want to earn back since the ingredients are all flown in and imported. Besides, they bought the relatively expensive recipe from the original store too.

Visit the store and grab a roti boi if you want a nice bun that is capable of having a strong butter-coffee-milky aroma 50 feet away.

On another note,

Summer is finally ending.

Uni starts, JOsh

Delizze, 101

2011-02-21T19:39:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: Returning home from Malaysia, I thought I could survive the summer here in Brisbane. Sadly, I just cannot. :(

My holidays are coming to an end, not an abrupt end though, thankfully. I had the time of my life over the summer holidays overseas and I guess good things just wouldn’t last forever. However, I am both excited and ready for uni now though, being switched to Clinical Exercise and Sports Physiology this year. ;)

Also, what I don’t like is the fact that chores and daily routines are creeping back all at once; larger or resuming responsibilities once again pile up. Oh yeah, not to mention the blistering heat outside, getting me really reluctant to walk to uni.

Life. ;)

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In Kuching, I visited a lot of eateries and dined until my tummy was at risk of being called “pregnant”. And one of the places I frequently visit is none other than Delizze at 101. It’s located at a block’s corner just opposite of Choice and KFC being its neighbour.

Owned and operated by an English-man, all the staffs working there are mostly from the Philippines or East Malaysia and they are super friendly. I guess that’s one of the things that I love about Delizze which makes me dine there for 8 consecutive nights is its awesome customer services. Some might say it’s the girls over there though. ;)

What’s famous about Delizze is the cold-cuts available. Lamb, shrimps, oysters, sausages, chicken, smoked prawns, beef and all sorts of protein-abundant meat. You name it, they have it. There are also absolutely fresh. Packed and sealed up, the chefs only cook them when you placed your order. No over-night stuffs.

The price? Comparatively cheaper. i.e 100g of beef is only RM6.50, cooked and marinated at your pleasure OR half a chicken with salted vegetables and generous amount of mash-potatoes for only RM15. wth cheap as!

Pastries, brownies, fruit tarts, cakes and pastas. A Western-dining experience.

I remembered I first went there with Nicholas and Daniel under God-knows-what-driven motives. We had cutlets, cold-cuts, main-courses, their famous fruit tarts, cakes and brownies. It was a feast that afternoon. The bill later came at RM120 and we were all surprised. It was cheap! Given the amount we’ve eaten at that time, it could have easily been RM200++ at other eatery outlets.

After that afternoon, more and more people came with us and we made it a habit to dine there everyday after.

At one point the staffs were secretly giving us free toasts and extra meat. I got to know a few friends there too. ;)

Anyways, rest assured I will continue my back-to-back visits to Delizze again this year end. ;) ;)

Eat! JOsh

13 years and counting

2011-02-18T19:33:00.000-08:00

Today’s bla: So far my Blackberry Torch can last 1 day without being charged; as compared to 2 or 3 times a day when I was in Kuching. WTH smart-phones’ batteries just cannot last long ay.

I didn’t want to make this post cheesy and gaudy for you readers but some things in life have to be mentioned at some point in time.

From the left, meet Nicholas, myself, Jason and Daniel.

We grew up and got-along together since 7 years-old at SKJ Chung Hua no.3 and until today, it has been a long 13 years and counting. They always say friends come and go; that friends no matter how close wouldn’t last forever. I hope this ~~is just bullshit~~ isn’t true.

Anyways, what glued us together wasn’t the vow like one of those movies we never had; it also wasn’t the initiative and effort taken to make our friendship lasts as promised when we were young. It was just pure brotherhood love.

Sometimes I also think it’s the mess and malady we were always involved in. I remembered the good old days when we are still in junior school where a few of us were always getting in troubled with our form teacher. It has never been a week that past without us causing utter menace in class i.e making someone cry, or causing a purposeful dispute between other classes, or tearing money, or buying Coke and spraying people, disregarding the rules set in class, and many other crazy deeds.

Maybe that’s what brings us together – partners in crime.

Like Kenan & Kel, Gossip Girl, or F.R.I.E.N.D.S, there were times when we fought hard because of conflicting fracas and frays. I remembered getting punched and scratched till I saw my own fresh blood; but I also remembered beating Jason up till his mum came, and using a sharp ruler slicing up Daniel’s leg in the middle of our brawl. Friendship doesn’t come without real fights and quarrels.

Maybe that’s what brings us close – honesty ~~and fights.~~

We are also known to give people names since the day we played soccer on the wide field in front of our Mother school. “Double-Chin”, “Asshole”, “Da-Slimmmeee”, “Sanctimonious fool”, “filthy animal”, “skull-face” are a few common and funny ones. Of course name-callings were bad and rude in a way but until today I still don’t know how we found it funny.

Sometimes it’s stupid things that we do that brings us together.

Like waking up at 8am for breakfast after experiencing a massive hangover the night before after sleeping at 3am.

Maybe that’s what made us lasts – crazy and foolhardy enough.

One would often think that the name-callings and mischievous endeavours are only limited to other ~~victims~~ people besides us because we are such good friends and that we wouldn’t prank each other. WRONG.com

We had all sorts of names being called; we had all sorts of pranks being orchestrated and played on us. i.e sticking briefs onto compartments of car, dropping stuffs inside drinks, BBM-jack or Tweet-jack, pasting posters of face in public places and the funny list goes on.

One thing that I personally like about us till this very day is our bluntness. My sister once said to me, “your friends are very straight forward, if they didn’t like something, they would just say it out. There are no hard feelings on any hidden grudges”. Heck, I was deemed gay for quite a while now because of some made-up misconduct, but I was in a strange way glad that they told me that to my face instead of spreading it behind my back through GutterUncensoredNews.com or Facebook. Lucky.

But sometimes I reckon I am not the gay one. ;)

Yes, maybe that’s what made us special through time – blunt and brusque.

So yeah, that’s it. I guess it is true that friends come and go, but true friends ~~hopefully~~ lasts forever. I have many friends I really love to bits but not many can actually make me miserably morose and still be able to laugh-out-loud at the same time like they do.

For the many “13 years” to come. <3 [Picture credits to mum]

Brotherhood, JOsh

Groupies

2011-02-14T18:21:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: I didn’t know there is a SAD (Single’s Appreciation Day). Anyways, happy SAD to all the singles out there.

My photos taken were organised in a day-to-day folder and I made a stupid move this time. I re-named each folder according to the dates which made things harder for me because the folders aren’t aligned from the old to latest folder anymore; it’s by numbers! It’s disarranged and jumbled up in the end!

That means I now blog with random catch-as-catch-can photos. :(

Whatever. Let’s begin:

The first day of CNY. When the clock strikes 12am, everyone was firing up the skies with fire-works and crackers. I went home by then and helped my uncle to light his fair share of artificial light-nings into the skies. 15minutes later I was on my way to Winnie’s place. She had “5-inches” and “3-inches” to play with. ;) Will blog about those next time.

My cuzzy, Sephine. Coincidentally wore red and held the same Canon camera model. This was after the “sa chap meh” dinner.

Sarah Chew. This was 2 days before I leave for home.

Esther. This was at Yeow Kee, 101. 4 days before I fly off.

My ah ma and I. Gotta appreciate what she had done for me over my holidays. I treated her home like a hotel, basically coming back to shower and sleep, that’s it. She never complain a single bit.

Samantha! Took my camera and went wild. Anyways, it wasn’t that often we met-up with each other this year compared to the last. :( But we had our own fun though ;) NEXT YEAR!

Reminder: DO NOT TEXT WHILE DRIVING!!!!!

This was at Havana. After an advice from Winnie, I decided to bring my sister here since it’s her last night in Kuching.

Daniel, Winnie and sister.

Toodles to sister for nao! I am staying back for another 6 more days. That means this was the 4th day of CNY! wtf I ain’t going to change or rename anything next time anymore!

The brothers at the airport sending me off. This was the last day I had in Kuching after surviving a massive headache from last night’s mini-farewell party. I will leave the party bit to rest here though. What goes on at the party stays in the party. ;)

Winnie and I. WTH my hair.. a sliced up mushroom.

A tradition and norm that never die until today. It used to be my mum, after having her reunion dinner, that all of her siblings would sit down and pulled out their under-pillow savings and start to gamble away. It is our time now.

Wang Shang Wang – A gathering/farewell lunch for my parents and sister. They are leaving for home. Those are my cuzzies. (Mum’s 2nd elder brother).

Mum’s younger brother and his family. The guy next to me tuned his car for me after the unfortunate accident.

With the bros at Delizze, the last night in Kuching for me. Strangely, I wasn’t sad or miserable like before. I didn’t have the feeling of leaving someplace dear. I knew I was going to leave tomorrow and I will be missing a lot of people but I was calm and reposed. I guess it’s who I was with at the time before departing. ;)

Winnie’s mummy on the right followed by eldest sister Natashia and Natalie next to her, and Natalie’s boyfriend. Middle lady is Winnie and the rest of us on the left. We drove up to Bau (45-minutes drive) to have a dinner treat from Auntie. It was one of the best dinner ever. :)

I always wonder how I could sleep at 3am ~~almost~~ every night and still managed wake up at 730am and go for breakfast while putting on a face and smile like that during visiting. Miracles, I’d say.

Yawns, JOsh

I am back home, Aus

2011-02-13T20:29:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: I over-spent by 46.317% for my Kuching trip. That said, I need to try and redeem myself by not buying anything for the next 60 days. WTH.

Expenditures aside, this trip taught me many things and gave me many inestimable experiences. If any, I want to personally thank all and everyone who made my trip worthwhile and meritorious at the same time. If it wasn’t for any of yous, I wouldn’t have had the time of my life in this cosy little Kuching.

So, Thank you: Olin, Kelvin, Xian Wei, Jason, Nicholas, Daniel, Winnie, Ah Wen, Qi Qi, Murphy, Samantha, Lynn, Ah Don, Patricia, iBe, Melody, Lu Ee, Eileen, Sin Wee, Sarah, Jonathan, Vivian, Samantha Si, Tony, Michele, Khai, Yan, Angelina, Sheryl, JJ, Ambrose, Emilia, Albert, Kelly and so on!

(If I miss out any names now, my bad; but trust me, I am very grateful for whoever you are).

Anyways, I will cover most of my trips starting with this post.

Pictures talking:

From left, Lesley and Vivian. Just so you know, they are both very VERY busy and occupied girls, they are so tied-up to the point where it took us AGES to meet up. Nemai, we made it and met up in the end. ;) I think this was a Wednesday afternoon if I am not mistaken.

Ah Don, quiet on the outside to strangers, funny on the inside to close-friends. And he reminds me of some phrase I learnt recently: “tiam gao ka si lang” (Hokkien). Literally means “silent dog kills”, except Ah Don is the exact opposite.

Eileen and Xian Wei. One of the many funny S2 mates.

Sometimes I really wonder what put us all together.

Emilia.

Sin Wee.

After that, Winnie and I headed to Melody’s place at 10pm for CNY visiting after dropping Jason off. First of its kind – CNY visiting after 10pm.

Her house is brilliantly decorated, inducing a modern and peaceful vibe.

Winnie and I. The two who went CNY visiting until 12am. Someone should give us a prize for that.

Last picture for this post.

More to come, don’t worry!! Just so you know, I have 479257 pictures to edit! Bare with me!

Home, JOsh

Happy CNY

2011-02-05T10:34:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: Auburn – All About Him

Wth I am so late.. :(

Anyways, I don’t even have time to sleep let alone blog.. (4 hours for 3 nights d..) so this is a hurried post. Excuse me.

SO, a few PICTURES first!!

Ate at Wang Shang Wang beside RH Plaza on “sa chap meh”.

Open house at Sam’s place!

You know what? My pictures are limited.. I was so lazy to take pictures nowadays. Damn it I ma take more from tomorrow onwards..

Sleep is a luxury. WTH I am so random now.

Anyways, have a blessed 2011 ahead. All the very best to everyone.

Happy CNY, JOsh

Don’t give a dang

2011-01-31T03:36:00.001-08:00

Today’s bla: Why I never thought about eating healthy before?

Okay the title is a little random but what the heck. Sometimes that’s what we need in life, a little randomness out of our usual rigid routine; spicing things up and having a little change. Wth I sound like a mini-Confucius.

No time to waste on writing stuffs now so I ma go with Pictures Talking for today:

Shang Hai Tang

My mum’s friends treated us to a dinner last week, a floor above Lok Thian. It was the first time I’ve been there, (maybe more but I wouldn’t have remembered it) and I must say the food was absolutely scrumptious!!! The price was of course, pricey.

They treated us (mum, sister and I,) along with my grandpa and grandma. Sort of like a thank-you-dinner plus let’s-meet-up-gathering because these ladies once stayed in our house in Brissy.

The food was just fantastic and the atmosphere was bustling. It was awesome except for the fact that the air-conditioner was weak. I was so hot I had to walk out to catch some cool air every time we finished a dish.

Thank you aunties!

And auntie Say Sian’s parents!!

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Visited my school during the recess last Friday too!! (last day of school before CNY)

Camellia.

Jacqueline!

Stephanie.

Reminder: I prolly wouldn’t be able to visit Kuching High like how I used to anymore because of the huge age-gap. This year shall be the last year I am able to hang around students I actually know and have photographs with them. I am getting so old only teachers would remember me. :(

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Met up at Fork and Knives at Jln Song for Tze Hui’s birthday!! It’s the big 20. I am glad I made it there that night because quite a number of people went and it was good catching up with them.

Especially people like Angelina, Wei Yiing and Ching Ye.

Tip for the establishment: Fork and Knives has a really nice setting and tone to the place but its customer services are limited to the time and volume of patrons. If it was packed, please do not visit the venue. You wouldn’t want to wait for a glass of water for 45minutes.

O ya, Happy birthday Tze Hui!

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Met up for Lu Ee’s birthday at Planet Amour.

Haven’t seen her for a long time. And hey, another big 20!! I shall not be eager for mine. :(

These are few of the many friends of mine who went through quite a bit and still remained friends till today. <3

Happy birthday girl!

Verdict of Planet Amour: Fast customer services plus a cheap menu. Best part is that the cheap doesn’t come with sucky food. The food was just awesome; coupled with a nice cosy setting of dimmed yellow light mode, a perfect place for couples.

The big 20, JOsh