High School is coming to an end (I)

Today's bla : I fell off my chair more than 3 times when I was watching this video. Such confidence, charisma and definitely 'wow' actions for this dude to sing Celion Dion's ''My heart Will go on''.

Since my photography skill suck...

I clicked and saved all these pictures from Facebook and edited them to trying perfection and post it as an entry here.

Behold, MacGregor SHS Seniors '09!

1) Carter's stabbing me during the last day of formal high school. I don't know why I'd allowed that to happen. I learned Taekwondo for goodness sake..

2) The Asians! You want cheapness? You want to know where to get free stuffs? Or places that has the cheapest stuffs?! Come to us!! C-Block Asian homies!

3) Gonna miss this Asian lot, a lot. And no, that white dude is Italian.

4) If I ever became an Engineer, it's going to be this Maths-B class where all the actions and equations kicked my ass and brains hard for about a year.

5) It's this teacher, Ms L who kicked my brains hard. She is the only teacher who watches all the same TV-Shows as me! 

6) This is my Chemistry class with Ms Kambouris. She is strict, knows her stuff very well, and very fair. Absolute ideal qualities to teach any class of any student, and produce top students.

7) Somehow, Ms K failed to nurture this messed-up student. I wonder who is he..

8) Not money lah. It's a huge ass group photo of the Seniors '09!

In fact, there were many funny things going and running around during the last day of formal high school. Most of the student had finished their exams the day before and Friday today, parties are going on in every classes we attend. Crazy stuffs we seniors did were the hype and laughter of all excitement during the day.
i.e :
a) throwing water-bombs
b) dancing like a slut
c) shouting and screaming as if having orgasm

However, it was this that really caught my attention..

Cannot see?

Zoom in lorh.

No sheet. They are guys.

Then the year co-ordinator and disciplinary master Mr Randolph had to come in and bugged in the ''ladies''..

Alot of pictures are un-edited yet. This post acts as a warm-up.

So, please sit tight for part (II), more pictures!

You know you love me, JOsh

ANGELINA versus ME, in photography skills

Today's bla : ''You know how cameras have those Face Detection green-box thingy when you snap a picture?! He took a picture of me and the Face Detector detected my boobs!!'' - Kiki.

A good Blog post always has awesome pictures to back it up. (Unless you are a very good writer so you wouldn't bore people with like 56789 words..) Prominent Bloggers like kennysia and chessie put in multitudes of effort in Photoshopping pictures for almost all of their entries. Just like that famous dude joshua who once said, '' a picture is worth a thousand hotdogs words. ''

So... it got me thinking : ''Is my photography skills okay?''

I even went through a great deal of effort to compare my photography skills with an upbeat and free-lance blogger, Angelina. And then...


I realised I am a bad photographer.

Just look at the pictures.. from Angelina :

Makes you wanna eat cheese cake right NOW!

And there's mine..

*burp..

Someone told me I am not patient enough for photography.. I think they are pulling my smelly leg.


P.S - There's a mini 20+ people party tomorrow morning at SouthBank. See you there!

Double P.S - Pictures are being uploaded, stole from Facebook and edited for the next few posts.

You know you love me, JOsh

It's a crime not to Blog

Today's bla : Ate something totally new to my taste buddies buds - ''French Fries with bread together with any sauce you love''. It's just heaven. Check it out here.

Exams are all over for Year Twelve students!

With only 4 days left of high school, almost everyone is bringing their cameras to school for capturing precious memories and moments. Well actually, the seniors only.

Seriously, it looks like everyone owns at least a camera with a MemoryCard of 4G, if not some fancy-shmancy touch screen digital SLR. Heck, some people even looked like a camera!

You see, since everyone is taking pictures of each other, some even vain enough to take like, 96 photos of themselves, I resorted to not bring my own camera. Just to stand out and be special.


Alright, my reason is because with Facebook, my face will be tagged sooner or later and by-then, anyone with their right-mind messed-up would try to stalk me and save all my pictures to drool upon if they are interested in me. If stalkers can do that; I also can!

I destroyed the picture with the stupid monologue? Hakuna Matata! You can get them from Facebook!

In fact, I could find anyone and everyone who plays Facebook which is like, 98% of the people I know and I could stalk them through pictures. Pictures that they didn't know were taken of them candidly.

Seriously, I have alot of pictures of me taken without my knowlegde. What's worse is that those pictures are uploaded and tagged. What if someone had a picture of me showing my hairy ass?

So, I don't have bring my camera to take pictures because in the end, if I want anyone's ass picture, I could click and save all through Facebook.

This brings us to another topic of ''being stalked because of the blardy Internet''. But I will leave that topic for another day.

Now, please sit tight for more posts to come because it's a crime not to Blog liaw.

P.S - Nowadays, ''WTF'' is being translated into ''What turf'' by Chessie. I think it's a good modulation.

You know you love me, JOsh

I did not break up with anyone

Today's bla : Would the end of the world be like this?!

Another quickie.

1) 3 more tests and 7 more schools' days to end my High School life.

2) How do I lose weight when Angelina keeps uploading yummy pictures? I.e, this!

3) My knee is screaming profanities at me all the time. Especially when I knocked it against my car's door. It happens to me.

4) Seriously, I think I would have to take the bus to the Formal next Tuesday.

5) Bloggin' would be temporarily halted due to my exams.

6) A lot of people thought I had a somewhat bad-love-life recently akin to that of Lady Gaga's ''Bad Romance'' as seen on my previous post. No, I did not get dumped la..

P.S - Only ME break up with girls, remember? ;)

Joking.

You know you love me, JOsh

This is why I Blog

Today's bla : This video reminds me not to eat too much sweets and candies; if not you will end up speaking-air-through-teeth like this.

It is inexpedient to say that I am lazy to Blog nowadays.

If you care to notice my archives and previous posts' history, I Blog-ged almost everyday. However, through thick and thin; fat and skinny, injured and well, I resorted to one post every few days now.

Wait. Let me tell you why I Blog in the first place.

I write a Blog that focus mainly on my personal issues, sometimes World's. Adding humour and opinions of mine is the norm and the main characteristic of the style I convey. In the past, I balanced my thoughts and sanity through writings and self-expressions because of the mere fact I relocated to Brisbane.

Doesn't it make you drool? It's chocolate-chips cheese cake. Picture by Angelina

If you are 5 years-Old, still possessed baby-fat, family is always the refuge and comfort. So when you are relocating with your family, you feel secure and alright. No big deal.


But if you are 17 and possessed a huge one-pack ab on your tummy, relocation isn't funny or a fun thing anymore. It's disturbing, very real and very remorseful. That's when I resorted to writing my Blog.

Stress and daily malfunctions in life has prevailed more evidently today than it had before. And I do believe that if a person don't find ways to express himself of his tensions, he will become crazy. While I enjoy talking to my friends about a lot of things, sometimes when they aren't there at the moment, I would choose to write it out. Making fun out of misadventures.

My friends do drop by here sometimes, and I believe the same does to you all who keep a blog. Blogging is where I write about my daily crazy routines and  thoughts. And it does really do a better job than Facebook and Twitter. I can get a message across here really well while Facebook only allows me to POKE people. When you reach a certain level of maturity, you will get bored with Facebook so fast you eventually realize that it caters for teenagers much better than adults.



Now, do I care about my readers then? I do, I respect them a lot, and I appreciate them surfing here. Especially those 89% U.K readers. But I do not blog for them. I blog for myself. And if there is anything amusing, funny, witty and interesting, I will certainly write, Blog and entertain.

Bottom rope line : I Blog lesser but more eloquently now. It's more meaningful, funny and hopefully entertaining.

Because really, you would never read something like this from from me :

''Today right, Shit man. My girlfriend break up with me. Who she think she is ha? Only me will break up with girls ma. Now she break up with me instead. Friggin hell lo. She think she is older so break up with me and bully me? Ass hole lor! Me so friggin sad now u know. I go buy beer and drink liaw. shit. bye.''

P.S - No, it's still unfair to say that I am lazy.

You know you love me, JOsh